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[InnocenceLost57]

Hey all,

So we all know that sex isn't always the most romantic of affairs. There can be plenty of mishaps, from falling off the bed to elbows in the face to getting caught. So what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex, or to anyone you know?

I'll start. My girlfriend and I were on a train going to New Orleans, and we had a sleeper car. However, those cars are literally the size of a closet - maybe 6 feet long by 3 feet wide. So the beds are TINY. Soooooo obviously, what better than to have sex?

Unfortunately, positioning was a little awkward, and then the train went around a bend....needless to say, I first lost my balance and came down on her and knocked the breath out of her, and then we both kind of were thrown off the bed. They really should have seatbelts for those. :rolleyes:

[Spitfire]

Unfortunately I can't think of anything more interesting than being butt naked with a blanket over my shoulders when my girlfriends step-dad walked in. Of course I just played it cool, collapsed over her with the blanket and made it look like I just jumped on the bed with a blanket over us. It was obvious, but he cant prove it!

[Storme]

This is more of an embarrassing/funny moment. Okay, to start with a bit of background info! This was when I was at uni, so my bed in halls, where my room is on the bottom floor and my bed is right next to the window. Anywho. Me and my ex were having sex in my room, and someone through a snow ball at the window. I've never seen anyone jump as much as he did!

[InnocenceLost57]

Hahaha. Love it.

[goodmorning]

i was giving head to my boyfriend and one of his piercings came off in my mouth....

(i hate the things we do but i might as well laugh about it at some point)

[nirvana]

I've too many to count.
There's the times I've accidentally like...thrown myself off the bed half way through, getting absolutely covered in mud after an exhibitionist outing. I tend to injure myself, hitting my head off tables and what not.
And the time when the bf and I weren't doing anything, but his dad thought we were, ooo I laughed so much, he passed us spring rolls through the crack in the door xD

[StarsHope]

the first time i ever had sex... we had just finished and we were cuddling... and all the sudden we hear my parents come in the house. and my dad goes: Party's over put your clothes back on!!!! - joking of course - and i had to make a mad dash to the bathroom completely naked because i couldnt find my clothes. my then boyfriend managed to put on his clothes in under 5 seconds and throw me... a sweat shirt. no pants.. no shirt.. no underwear.. just a sweat shirt. so i turned on the shower and pretended i was busy in there until he could bring me some pants haha. yeah..... embarassing.

[Ranana_saky]

Well. My most embarrassing moment as a kid was when I accidentally stuck a bead up my nose, and had to go to the emergency room to get it out.