The source (http://bash.org) may be a big database of generally humorous chat quotes, I think this one is so true though however. Just felt like sharing it.Originally posted by bash.org
<benja A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
<benja The survey was a huge failure...
<benja In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
<benja In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
<benja In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
<benja In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
<benja In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
<benja In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
<benja And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
Heh..
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Heh..
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haha...that is pretty funny...kinda sad but funny...
I mean the US is trying to help the rest of the world, so i really don't agree w/ that one...n a few others are over my head...but some (like chinas) was funny...
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I mean the US is trying to help the rest of the world, so i really don't agree w/ that one...n a few others are over my head...but some (like chinas) was funny...
~Jeff~
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Well that isn't the general point of view most people in Europe and perhaps other continents have when it comes to America. The interpretation of this list really depends on where you're from.Originally posted by ~*~AiM_uSeR~*~@Jun 1 2004, 08:03 PM
haha...that is pretty funny...kinda sad but funny...
I mean the US is trying to help the rest of the world, so i really don't agree w/ that one...n a few others are over my head...but some (like chinas) was funny...
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....you guys are gonna get yelled at for chit chatting... new rules... arg... gotta love them.. :'( But yeah i think the chat quotes were funny
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ah, come on!Originally posted by rast@Jun 1 2004, 09:54 PM
thats offencive
I'm from Russia, and it doesn't know any of those words
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Oh, come on. Lighten up! If you look at the last line you'll see that it isn't true at all! America pays more attention to the rest of the world than we do here at home.
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Originally posted by pynkgodde55@Jun 1 2004, 12:23 PM
Oh, come on. Lighten up! If you look at the last line you'll see that it isn't true at all! America pays more attention to the rest of the world than we do here at home.
You're right, we do pay close attention to the rest of the world. It's hard not to when we have enough weapons of mass destruction to destroy the world 5 times over. We gotta make sure the rest of the world isn't building their own weapons of mass destruction to protect themselves from us. For if they were to try to defend themselves from our invasions they would be considered terrorists. It means they don't beleive in freedom!
So to all those other countries out there: Beleive what we beleive, and bow to the US!!! Or else you'll be next in out war on terrorism. Don't have a democracy in your country? You could be next.
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I thought it was funny
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By help you mean bomb the fuck out of until they agree with us right?Originally posted by ~*~AiM_uSeR~*~@Jun 1 2004, 10:03 AM
I mean the US is trying to help the rest of the world, so i really don't agree w/ that one
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No chit-chatting.....
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