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Female Comebacks

Post by beyondyou64 » Fri Aug 08, 2003 10:42 am

M: Haven't I seen you some place before?

F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



M: Is this seat empty?

F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



M: Your place or mine?

F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.



M: So, what do you do for a living.

F: I'm a female impersonator.



M: Hey baby, what's your sign?

F: DO NOT ENTER.



M: I would go to the end of the world for you.

F: But would you stay there?



M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.

F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.



If you know anymore please post.
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Don't hate me because I'm different. Hate yourself for not accepting me.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because your all the same.

If you don't like me thats your problem!



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Re: Female Comebacks

Post by DepressedSlumber » Sat Aug 09, 2003 8:46 pm

first time i ever heard those....quite funny...might use them sometime lol B)
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Re: Female Comebacks

Post by toria720 » Sun Aug 10, 2003 10:23 pm

hey beyond,

this one isnt that good but its the only one i erally know for comebacks

sry !!!

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M: Hey girl is ur dad a baker cuz u got nice buns

F: No hes actualy a cook and he knows how to use his knife
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Re: Female Comebacks

Post by Britt » Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:58 am

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."



Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."



Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"



Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."



Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."



Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized !"



Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"



Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."



Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."



Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."



Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."


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Re: Female Comebacks

Post by skaterGuy15 » Mon Aug 11, 2003 9:25 am

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized !"


Yeah. And then the guys says "that's ok, I can shoot my load onto your back instead".



Or....was it stomach?



Or... :wacko:



I can't remember :'( sorry :P
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Re: Female Comebacks

Post by beyondyou64 » Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:51 pm

tho's were good britt
My nick name is Oscar, Oscar the Grouch!!!

Don't hate me because I'm different. Hate yourself for not accepting me.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because your all the same.

If you don't like me thats your problem!



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Re: Female Comebacks

Post by Princesspunk86 » Thu Aug 14, 2003 5:39 pm

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."


thats freaking funny



Mine isnt that good..

M: Hey, i know you, we went to kindergarden together

F: we cant go together if your still in it!
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Re: Female Comebacks

Post by iAmAStreaker » Fri Aug 15, 2003 7:10 pm

Some random guy asked me this before:
Haven't I seen you some place before?




I was on the phone, so I gave him a weird look and said no. I felt kind of bad afterwards. Girls shouldn't be so mean.
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