Lol This Was So Funny
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Lol This Was So Funny
I was having a really bad day. I invited my friend to ditch w/ me and we went to a park right by our school. There was this middle age (probably around 30 yrs old) mexican man working. Amy and I went to get some gum from the ice cream man. I was wearing a thong and I dropped the wrapper right in front of him. Slowly, i bent down to get it. "Nice thong," he said. Amy and I laughed. We sat on top of the tunnel and the mexican guy kept looking @ us (keep in mind that we're in middle school). We started a conversation with him and he asked for our number. Amy and I pretended that we were related. We gave him the wrong number and said that our names were Nicole (me) and Samantha (Amy). He thinks that we're meeting him at the same park sunday at noon. It's kinda funny if u think about it. But hey, i was bored and that boosted my self esteem so much. Amy and i laughed about it the whole time. The only bad part is that the office found out that we ditched.
Turning over in interrupted slumber,
You ponder others, growing ever wakeful,
You've locked the vermin in the other bedroom,
To be so perfect causes you to feel so thankful,
Now find the fault because your boyfriend can't read,
Reflecting on to you is all the bitterness you need,
So unhappy, yet so preoccupied,
Never found beaten down with your forked tongue tied.
Your eulogy is like poetry,
But your mouth is like a magazine.
Queen dependency is cowering, please don't be confused,
You are vacant and submissive, receptive to abuse,
Virtue isn't tangible, and sense of self is dated,
Names constant on your cracked lips are now eviscerated,
Your spine is made of metal, Your veins are bound in electric tape,
And all along an impulse lights at random in your face,
Yough cought up an offering and forget which words are lies,
Then your skull echoes a singeing pop, as your brain is cauterized.
-"Mouth Like A Magazine" Showbread
You ponder others, growing ever wakeful,
You've locked the vermin in the other bedroom,
To be so perfect causes you to feel so thankful,
Now find the fault because your boyfriend can't read,
Reflecting on to you is all the bitterness you need,
So unhappy, yet so preoccupied,
Never found beaten down with your forked tongue tied.
Your eulogy is like poetry,
But your mouth is like a magazine.
Queen dependency is cowering, please don't be confused,
You are vacant and submissive, receptive to abuse,
Virtue isn't tangible, and sense of self is dated,
Names constant on your cracked lips are now eviscerated,
Your spine is made of metal, Your veins are bound in electric tape,
And all along an impulse lights at random in your face,
Yough cought up an offering and forget which words are lies,
Then your skull echoes a singeing pop, as your brain is cauterized.
-"Mouth Like A Magazine" Showbread
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Edited for rudeness andby request
myspace profile + my livejournal
Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK.
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
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can a mod of chit-chat please edit that? Zarie that's rude and uncalled for nobody deserves to be raped no matter how they act!
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
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Umm ok...
**edited for rudeness***
**edited for rudeness***
Whatever our failings may be, we need not lower our eyes in the presence of Jesus...Jesus comes not for the super-spiritual but for the wobbly and the weak-kneed who know they don't have it all together, and who are not too proud to accept the handout of amazing grace. As we glance up, we are astonished to find the eyes of Jesus open with wonder, deep with understanding, and gentle with compassion.
Cormamin lindua ele lle, Heruamin.
Cormamin lindua ele lle, Heruamin.
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lash,
thats mean
u got to feel sorry for the horny park guys
thats mean
u got to feel sorry for the horny park guys
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Hmm.. well..... I'm glad that raised your self esteem, but i really wouldnt suggest doing that again. Its possible for that to turn out badly- and even if it IS a joke, its not good to project yourself as being that way...
But its your life...
But its your life...
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"I have a feeling that you're riding for some kind of a terrible, terrible fall. . . . This fall I think you're riding for-it's a special kind of fall, a horrible kind. The man falling isn't permitted to feel or hear himself hit bottom. He just keeps falling and falling. The whole arrangement's designed for men who, at some time or other in their lives, were looking for something their own environment couldn't supply them with. Or they thought their own environment couldn't supply them with. So they gave up looking. They gave it up before they ever really even got started"
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I despair for our society.
Democracy. It rolls off the tongue nicely. Better than others. I can say it, spell it, define it, but can?t admit to ever believing it. So convoluted has it become that it has mesmerized generations into a comma of perfect sublimity. You dance to the music of your youth, identify with your own memory, become a time capsule of numb comfort. And there, mired in the exhaustion of a life in progress, you surrender your right to question for the luxury of not being bothered.
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ya I agree, but if your willing to take the chance then....w/e, but if you ask me that was probably a stupid thing to do adn like annie said, it could end up badly. And keep in mind that this is some lonely dirty old man. Eh...not my idea of fun but everyone has their own opinions.Originally posted by shwynsh@Oct 18 2003, 06:00 PM
Hmm.. well..... I'm glad that raised your self esteem, but i really wouldnt suggest doing that again. Its possible for that to turn out badly- and even if it IS a joke, its not good to project yourself as being that way...
But its your life...
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That wouldn't do anything for my self esteem. A 30 yr old man commenting on a thong I'm wearing? UHHH NO THANK YOU
I wish I were a spy.
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"Others who broke my heart. They were like northern stars, pointing me on my way into your loving arms. This much I know is true, that God blessed the broken road that led me straight to you."
Lying close to you feelin' your heart beatin. And Im wonderin' what you're dreamin. Wonderin' if its me your seeing. Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together. I just wanna stay with you in this moment forever!
"Take time with a wounded hand cause it likes to heal"
-Nirvana
Lying close to you feelin' your heart beatin. And Im wonderin' what you're dreamin. Wonderin' if its me your seeing. Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together. I just wanna stay with you in this moment forever!
"Take time with a wounded hand cause it likes to heal"
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Yea...if that's supposed to be funny, I don't get it...that actually sounds like a really creepy situation to me
I look into your eyes
So full of pain and betrayl
And as I wipe the tear from your face
I see that they've never looked so beautiful...
So full of pain and betrayl
And as I wipe the tear from your face
I see that they've never looked so beautiful...
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That sounds like something my friends would do
Disarm you with a smile
And cut you like you want me to
Cut that little child
Inside of me and such a part of you
Ooh, the years burn
I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what i choose is my choice
What's a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you
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<shutters
Fill up the bucket with whatever ya got.
Make sure it's somethin' that the bucket likes alot.
One day CUT FREE!!!!
Make sure it's somethin' that the bucket likes alot.
One day CUT FREE!!!!
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Originally posted by fluffypenguin@Oct 19 2003, 01:36 PM
Maybe nobody has told her what a paedophile is yet.
Maybe someone should very quickly before she or her friend ever do something stupid like that again... And if it raised your self-esteem, whoopty-do 'cuz you coulda been raped, or other bad things could have happened. And if any of those things had happened, it would completely ravage your self-esteem. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad your self-esteem was up, but it was up for all the wrong reasons... I'm glad you don't plan on actually meeting that guy though. He'd probably rape you.
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whoa..that was realy weird...i hope u had fun lol
ive got a bad feeling about this
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Originally posted by DrummerBabe228@Oct 19 2003, 01:09 PM
whoa..that was realy weird...i hope u had fun lol
thanx ur just about the only person who congratualed me. yay!! don't worry we were in a park with a bunch of mothers around. i don't think he could've done anything. lol. u really had to be there.
Turning over in interrupted slumber,
You ponder others, growing ever wakeful,
You've locked the vermin in the other bedroom,
To be so perfect causes you to feel so thankful,
Now find the fault because your boyfriend can't read,
Reflecting on to you is all the bitterness you need,
So unhappy, yet so preoccupied,
Never found beaten down with your forked tongue tied.
Your eulogy is like poetry,
But your mouth is like a magazine.
Queen dependency is cowering, please don't be confused,
You are vacant and submissive, receptive to abuse,
Virtue isn't tangible, and sense of self is dated,
Names constant on your cracked lips are now eviscerated,
Your spine is made of metal, Your veins are bound in electric tape,
And all along an impulse lights at random in your face,
Yough cought up an offering and forget which words are lies,
Then your skull echoes a singeing pop, as your brain is cauterized.
-"Mouth Like A Magazine" Showbread
You ponder others, growing ever wakeful,
You've locked the vermin in the other bedroom,
To be so perfect causes you to feel so thankful,
Now find the fault because your boyfriend can't read,
Reflecting on to you is all the bitterness you need,
So unhappy, yet so preoccupied,
Never found beaten down with your forked tongue tied.
Your eulogy is like poetry,
But your mouth is like a magazine.
Queen dependency is cowering, please don't be confused,
You are vacant and submissive, receptive to abuse,
Virtue isn't tangible, and sense of self is dated,
Names constant on your cracked lips are now eviscerated,
Your spine is made of metal, Your veins are bound in electric tape,
And all along an impulse lights at random in your face,
Yough cought up an offering and forget which words are lies,
Then your skull echoes a singeing pop, as your brain is cauterized.
-"Mouth Like A Magazine" Showbread
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its alright, i got told that i should get arrested and stuff like that for getting dared to run around in a towel...but it sounds like something me n my friends would do lol
Disarm you with a smile
And cut you like you want me to
Cut that little child
Inside of me and such a part of you
Ooh, the years burn
I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what i choose is my choice
What's a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you
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wow i dont think id be proud to do that, it doesnt matter if people are around, they can find a million ways..i mean theres men who can get girl out of their house with no one noticing, so just taking you from the park isnt that hard...sounds like something id do to a younger person...or like someone i knew..but not a total stranger... sketchy!
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you