Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road?

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road?

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The Bible's Answer:

And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And as the chicken crossed the road, there was much rejoicing.



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Heh. Well. That was interesting. :P
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gee, I guess we learn sumthin new every day ^_^ :huh:
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hmmm never heard that version before...very intersting!!! :P
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someone once told me the chicken crossed the road because he was running from the colonel...ya...
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Einstein believes that the chicken did not cross the road, but the road simply moved beneath the chicken B)
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I was much amused to see this post, I had come across a wonderful site at bored.com about this, and thought I should share it here, It has answers to the question from many famous people (not really), but Its really funny!!!



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I read that on bored.com I started laughing so hard, I'm dumb :P
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wow this just reminded me of my boyfriend, and of a poster we have in our game room..its Road Kill Cafe (Hard Rock Cafe mocking) and one of the dinner thingies is...

the chicken that didn't cross the road



lol wow i dunno it just came to mind and its really gross and my boyfriend says it to me all the time and i hate it! "poodle 'n' noodle"
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