Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road?
The Bible's Answer:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And as the chicken crossed the road, there was much rejoicing.
Haha. I dunno. Im bored, shut up
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And as the chicken crossed the road, there was much rejoicing.
Haha. I dunno. Im bored, shut up
Disarm you with a smile
And cut you like you want me to
Cut that little child
Inside of me and such a part of you
Ooh, the years burn
I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what i choose is my choice
What's a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you
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Heh. Well. That was interesting.
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gee, I guess we learn sumthin new every day
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hmmm never heard that version before...very intersting!!!
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someone once told me the chicken crossed the road because he was running from the colonel...ya...
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Re: Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road?
Einstein believes that the chicken did not cross the road, but the road simply moved beneath the chicken
I wish I were a spy.
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Friends,
I was much amused to see this post, I had come across a wonderful site at bored.com about this, and thought I should share it here, It has answers to the question from many famous people (not really), but Its really funny!!!
Here It is.... Chicken Joke Dot Com
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I was much amused to see this post, I had come across a wonderful site at bored.com about this, and thought I should share it here, It has answers to the question from many famous people (not really), but Its really funny!!!
Here It is.... Chicken Joke Dot Com
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I read that on bored.com I started laughing so hard, I'm dumb
I look into your eyes
So full of pain and betrayl
And as I wipe the tear from your face
I see that they've never looked so beautiful...
So full of pain and betrayl
And as I wipe the tear from your face
I see that they've never looked so beautiful...
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wow this just reminded me of my boyfriend, and of a poster we have in our game room..its Road Kill Cafe (Hard Rock Cafe mocking) and one of the dinner thingies is...
the chicken that didn't cross the road
lol wow i dunno it just came to mind and its really gross and my boyfriend says it to me all the time and i hate it! "poodle 'n' noodle"
the chicken that didn't cross the road
lol wow i dunno it just came to mind and its really gross and my boyfriend says it to me all the time and i hate it! "poodle 'n' noodle"
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you