Stupid Quotes

[sk8erprep]

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was

very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

- Alicia Silverstone, Actress



"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach



"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

- Britney Spears, Pop Singer



"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President



"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus

two is 10, or something."

- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being

overrated



"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."

- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.



"Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon."

- Detroit Daily News



"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."

- George Bush, former U.S. President



"It is white."

- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London



"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?

- Harry News, music reviewer



"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."

- Mickey Rivers, baseball player

[She Lay Gutted]

"You laugh because I'm diffrent, I laugh because you're all the same."



That quote cracks me up. Everyone uses it; therefore, anyone who says it really is the same as everyone else. Oh, the irony.

[Doh!-Nut]

"Why do people who want to be original get tattoos? I mean if everyone has them doesn't that defeat the purpose?"

[E_D_N_A]

"pipe the shit right out of your house"

- from HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART I... <3 that movie

[iAmAStreaker]

"I walked into darkness and lights surrounded me"

-From this club/dance song on my mom's CD. O.o Such odd lyrics.

[Ashley]

Originally posted by She Lay Gutted@Dec 4 2003, 05:39 PM

"You laugh because I'm diffrent, I laugh because you're all the same."



That quote cracks me up. Everyone uses it; therefore, anyone who says it really is the same as everyone else. Oh, the irony.

yeah...i fucking hate that quote for that reason.

[Stephanie]

lol those are hilarious! I keep a book of quotes, but theyre good and inspirational lol Mostly by Einstein haha...