God/micheal Jackson Joke
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God/micheal Jackson Joke
A little boy went to his priest one day to ask about god, he asked the priest :'Is god a man or a women?'
the priest decided to tease the little boy and say: 'Both'
the little boy said: 'Is god gay or straight?'
the priest said: 'Both'
the little boy said: 'Is god black or white?'
the priest said: 'Both'
the little boy said: 'Is god Micheal Jackson?'
the priest decided to tease the little boy and say: 'Both'
the little boy said: 'Is god gay or straight?'
the priest said: 'Both'
the little boy said: 'Is god black or white?'
the priest said: 'Both'
the little boy said: 'Is god Micheal Jackson?'
feel the chemicals going to your head
even if its from something light
get that high sensation all over again
go on, go after it again
dont do to much crap though
dont need a bad trip now do we
if the ocean was weed and I was a duck, id swim to the bottom and smoke my way up, but the ocean aint weed nor am I a duck, so pass the bong and shut the fuck up
even if its from something light
get that high sensation all over again
go on, go after it again
dont do to much crap though
dont need a bad trip now do we
if the ocean was weed and I was a duck, id swim to the bottom and smoke my way up, but the ocean aint weed nor am I a duck, so pass the bong and shut the fuck up
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Hahahaha. That was funny.
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Re: God/micheal Jackson Joke
lmao, alright then, i guess it could be scary in some waysOriginally posted by four@Dec 6 2003, 10:50 PM
That scares me to the bone.
feel the chemicals going to your head
even if its from something light
get that high sensation all over again
go on, go after it again
dont do to much crap though
dont need a bad trip now do we
if the ocean was weed and I was a duck, id swim to the bottom and smoke my way up, but the ocean aint weed nor am I a duck, so pass the bong and shut the fuck up
even if its from something light
get that high sensation all over again
go on, go after it again
dont do to much crap though
dont need a bad trip now do we
if the ocean was weed and I was a duck, id swim to the bottom and smoke my way up, but the ocean aint weed nor am I a duck, so pass the bong and shut the fuck up
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Re: God/micheal Jackson Joke
thats mean
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Re: God/micheal Jackson Joke
There was this other joke w/ Micheal Jackson and JcPenny that people said in History...
Q: What do Michael Jackson and JcPenny have in commen?
A: They both have little boys underwear 1/2 off!
It is kinda funny, but quite sad!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and JcPenny have in commen?
A: They both have little boys underwear 1/2 off!
It is kinda funny, but quite sad!
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Re: God/micheal Jackson Joke
i heard that...my friend told me on friday
I look into your eyes
So full of pain and betrayl
And as I wipe the tear from your face
I see that they've never looked so beautiful...
So full of pain and betrayl
And as I wipe the tear from your face
I see that they've never looked so beautiful...
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Re: God/micheal Jackson Joke
ew.
I had the notion that you'd make me forget the world...But your undecisive mind shows me that you are "just another guyl"...I had the feeling that those looks you gave me were real...What if I ripped your heart apart at the seams maybe then you'd know how I feel...
But that day will most likely never come for me
And it's just my luck to end up getting stuck
... to everything you are...
<...The Spill Canvas...
But that day will most likely never come for me
And it's just my luck to end up getting stuck
... to everything you are...
<...The Spill Canvas...
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Re: God/micheal Jackson Joke
heh
PICTURES.
"Picture the scene, where whatever you thought, would in the blink of an eye manifest and become illustrated. You'd be sure man that every line drawn reflected a life that you loved not an existence that you hated."- incubus
"I'm Sick of Painting in Black and White. My Pen is dry, now I'm uptight. So sick of limiting myself to fit your definition. Redefine."- incubus
"Picture the scene, where whatever you thought, would in the blink of an eye manifest and become illustrated. You'd be sure man that every line drawn reflected a life that you loved not an existence that you hated."- incubus
"I'm Sick of Painting in Black and White. My Pen is dry, now I'm uptight. So sick of limiting myself to fit your definition. Redefine."- incubus
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Re: God/micheal Jackson Joke
Michael Jackson jokes are getting old now.
I can resist everything except temptation - Silverstein
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Re: God/micheal Jackson Joke
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
Whats the diff between a plastic bag and michale jackson?
ones made of plastic, harmful to children and the other is a bag.
From a catalogue.
Whats the diff between a plastic bag and michale jackson?
ones made of plastic, harmful to children and the other is a bag.
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Re: God/micheal Jackson Joke
Hah. thats funny...
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