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God/micheal Jackson Joke

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A little boy went to his priest one day to ask about god, he asked the priest :'Is god a man or a women?'

the priest decided to tease the little boy and say: 'Both'

the little boy said: 'Is god gay or straight?'

the priest said: 'Both'

the little boy said: 'Is god black or white?'

the priest said: 'Both'

the little boy said: 'Is god Micheal Jackson?'
feel the chemicals going to your head

even if its from something light

get that high sensation all over again

go on, go after it again

dont do to much crap though

dont need a bad trip now do we



if the ocean was weed and I was a duck, id swim to the bottom and smoke my way up, but the ocean aint weed nor am I a duck, so pass the bong and shut the fuck up

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Hahahaha. ^_^ That was funny.
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That scares me to the bone.
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Originally posted by four@Dec 6 2003, 10:50 PM

That scares me to the bone.
lmao, alright then, i guess it could be scary in some ways
feel the chemicals going to your head

even if its from something light

get that high sensation all over again

go on, go after it again

dont do to much crap though

dont need a bad trip now do we



if the ocean was weed and I was a duck, id swim to the bottom and smoke my way up, but the ocean aint weed nor am I a duck, so pass the bong and shut the fuck up

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thats mean
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There was this other joke w/ Micheal Jackson and JcPenny that people said in History...



Q: What do Michael Jackson and JcPenny have in commen?

A: They both have little boys underwear 1/2 off!



It is kinda funny, but quite sad! :(
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i heard that...my friend told me on friday
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I see that they've never looked so beautiful...
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ew.
I had the notion that you'd make me forget the world...But your undecisive mind shows me that you are "just another guyl"...I had the feeling that those looks you gave me were real...What if I ripped your heart apart at the seams maybe then you'd know how I feel...



But that day will most likely never come for me

And it's just my luck to end up getting stuck

... to everything you are...





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heh
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Michael Jackson jokes are getting old now.
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?



From a catalogue.







Whats the diff between a plastic bag and michale jackson?



ones made of plastic, harmful to children and the other is a bag.
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Hah. :) thats funny...
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