And haven't we all been here at one time or another
One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.
Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink.Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.
Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face.(For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five sh*ts you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.
Five Star Hangover (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now....
Hangover Rating System
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Skye
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lol
Late night comes are you home?
No you're not.
You're out with urge to satisfy yourself it's your vicious plot.
Looking back I realize that it's my fault.
I'm not around so your love comes to a halt.
You have no remorse in you.
It's the only thing you know.
You destroy me every time you little cunt.
I never wanted this.
Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.
Every time I trust you I lose in the end.
I feel disgust in myself.
I love how you can call me and pretend you're innocent,
While I'm out here trying to better myself.
You're a pig when it comes to my emotions.
You drown me in your wake because you have no devotion.
You have no remorse in you.
It's the only thing you know.
You destroy me every time you little cunt.
I never wanted this.
Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.
Every time I trust you I lose in the end.
No you're not.
You're out with urge to satisfy yourself it's your vicious plot.
Looking back I realize that it's my fault.
I'm not around so your love comes to a halt.
You have no remorse in you.
It's the only thing you know.
You destroy me every time you little cunt.
I never wanted this.
Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.
Every time I trust you I lose in the end.
I feel disgust in myself.
I love how you can call me and pretend you're innocent,
While I'm out here trying to better myself.
You're a pig when it comes to my emotions.
You drown me in your wake because you have no devotion.
You have no remorse in you.
It's the only thing you know.
You destroy me every time you little cunt.
I never wanted this.
Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.
Every time I trust you I lose in the end.
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Jess
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Re: Hangover Rating System
ive had a couple of those...Originally posted by Skye@Mar 6 2003, 07:08 PM
tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion.
i like the waffle house
the banana dance will live on!
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Jaegermeister
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Skye I love it! I've had the five star before... it is horrible!
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"Be who you are and be that well" --St Francis de Sales.
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Bunches of love Xena.
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Re: Hangover Rating System
HAHAHHA i love it i love it...ive enver had any hangovers cuz ive never been drunk...or drank any beer or anythingOriginally posted by Skye@Mar 7 2003, 12:08 AM
You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.
Dose it honestly really matter? think about it
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haha YALL FORGOT ONE!
haha what about the six star one where you pass out completely outside with your pants down when you were TRYIN to take a piss. and then your friends find you about one hour later, out COLD, in the garden with your pants down( bcuz you had been peeing) and then they have to get your up 2 flights of stairs and because they are too drunk to carry you they have to literally toss you from person to person. haha after you finally are laid down on the dirty floor where an ash tray had just been knocked over, you continue to be pass out cold. haha ppl end up continuiing their drinkin games and trippin over you and spillin shit on you. then the next morning bright and early your ass wakes up and you smell the most god awlful smell ever. and when you touch your once curly hair, half of it is where it shoudl be and the pother half is on top of oyur head in a HUGE NASTY RATTY mass. and then the first words out of your still delerious mouth are 'WHAT THE F**K IS THAT SMELL!?" and everyone points at your hair and says.......YOU DUMBASS! and then you look around you on the floor and look at yur hands where you had just touched your hair, and your covered in RED PUKE from wher you threw up approx. five times that nite when you were alseep/passed out. and it was all from the food yall had went to the buffet to get befoer the whole escapade began. NOW TAHT MY FRIEND, is something that gets about 10 starts!
haha what about the six star one where you pass out completely outside with your pants down when you were TRYIN to take a piss. and then your friends find you about one hour later, out COLD, in the garden with your pants down( bcuz you had been peeing) and then they have to get your up 2 flights of stairs and because they are too drunk to carry you they have to literally toss you from person to person. haha after you finally are laid down on the dirty floor where an ash tray had just been knocked over, you continue to be pass out cold. haha ppl end up continuiing their drinkin games and trippin over you and spillin shit on you. then the next morning bright and early your ass wakes up and you smell the most god awlful smell ever. and when you touch your once curly hair, half of it is where it shoudl be and the pother half is on top of oyur head in a HUGE NASTY RATTY mass. and then the first words out of your still delerious mouth are 'WHAT THE F**K IS THAT SMELL!?" and everyone points at your hair and says.......YOU DUMBASS! and then you look around you on the floor and look at yur hands where you had just touched your hair, and your covered in RED PUKE from wher you threw up approx. five times that nite when you were alseep/passed out. and it was all from the food yall had went to the buffet to get befoer the whole escapade began. NOW TAHT MY FRIEND, is something that gets about 10 starts!
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someone PLEASE knock a hole n my head, i can't wait to kiss this "life" goodbye.
someone PLEASE knock a hole n my head, i can't wait to kiss this "life" goodbye.
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Re: Hangover Rating System
^^ u speak from experience....
I've never been drunk. It really sucks. I tried to once and my friend kept monitoring me telling me not to. It was a total buzzkill. All i got was a slightly whoozy feeling the next morning, which i think i imagined.
Funny post though!
I've never been drunk. It really sucks. I tried to once and my friend kept monitoring me telling me not to. It was a total buzzkill. All i got was a slightly whoozy feeling the next morning, which i think i imagined.
Funny post though!
I wish I were a spy.