26 WAYS TO TELL THAT THE SEMESTER IS DRAGGIN' ON TOO LONG
1. Shaving becomes more and more optional by the day.
2. You get more sleep in class than you do in your bed.
3. You can no longer distinguish your bank balance from your GPA.
4. You actually think, "If I were diagnosed with Pneumonia, I could get a doctor's note excusing me from finals!"
5. You can't say the word "Lab" without qualifying it with some kind of profanity.
6. You spend more time calculating the lowest possible mark you can afford to get on your final exam than you spend studying for it.
7. You only wash dirty dishes when they outweigh you.
8. The tomatoes in your fridge have become sentiment.
9. The first thought you have when you wake up is "20 more hours and I can go back to sleep!"
10. MasterCard is now master over you!
11. You forget to pay rent, hydro and phone bills. But you'll do anything to ensure cable (and internet) isn't disconnected.
12. Your concept of cleaning the toilet is "Aim for the stain"!
13. Those "Train At Home For A Better Career" commercials seem like a viable alternative to your course of study.
14. Being a stand up Comedian seems like a viable alternative to your course of study.
15. Being a Professional wrestler seems like a viable alternative to your course of study.
16. Your IQ exceeds your body weight. But you're just as stupid as you've always been.
17. "Tearing your hair out" used to be a figure of speech.
18. Just about anything constitutes a healthy meal provided that you drink it with milk.
19. You are briefly convinced that your inability to get dates is actually a blessing because you don't have time for it.
20. 3 meals in one day is special occasion.
21. You memorize acronyms you learned in class and use them regularly. But have no idea what they mean.
22. You can't remember a concept you learned last semester, but you can quote word-for-word an episode of the Simpsons you saw two years ago.
23. "Catching the news" means watching Sportsdesk while eating breakfast.
24. The only thing that keeps you from causing your roommate serious physical harm is the fact that the Hydro is in his name.
25.You begin to remember high school as the best years of your life - in other words, you've become delusional
26. Lists like this actually describe your life.
26 Ways To Tell That The Semester Is Draggin' On T
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Re: 26 Ways To Tell That The Semester Is Draggin' On T
I will now respond to these:
1. Shaving becomes more and more optional by the day.
Its more weekly now that exams are starting.
2. You get more sleep in class than you do in your bed.
I use biology as my midday nap. I still do get four hours of sleep a night though.
3. You can no longer distinguish your bank balance from your GPA.
Sorry, I actually can.
4. You actually think, "If I were diagnosed with Pneumonia, I could get a
doctor's note excusing me from finals!"
You also realize that if you die, you dont have to write. But if you get sick, make sure its serious, a cold will just screw you over.
5. You can't say the word "Lab" without qualifying it with some kind of profanity.
I hate my fucking lab.
6. You spend more time calculating the lowest possible mark you can afford to get on your final exam than you spend studying for it.
It all depends on the curve. But still, i always make rough estimates.
7. You only wash dirty dishes when they outweigh you.
This is true. Washing laundry takes away drinking time.
8. The tomatoes in your fridge have become sentiment.
Tomatoes?? Thats a luxury.
9. The first thought you have when you wake up is "20 more hours and I can go back to sleep!"
Everyday i do that.
10. MasterCard is now master over you!
I would be stupid to get one. One of my friends bought 500$ of beer in a week. Not good.
11. You forget to pay rent, hydro and phone bills. But you'll do anything to ensure cable (and internet) isn't disconnected.
Good thing they make us pay in 4 months blocks.
12. Your concept of cleaning the toilet is "Aim for the stain"!
We ge tthem cleaned a lot. BECAUSE PEOPLE CANT AIM APPARENTLY
13. Those "Train At Home For A Better Career" commercials seem like a viable alternative to your course of study.
Who hasnt considered it?
14. Being a stand up Comedian seems like a viable alternative to your course of study.
I've considered it.
15. Being a Professional wrestler seems like a viable alternative to your course of study.
Come back after i have a few.
16. Your IQ exceeds your body weight. But you're just as stupid as you've always been.
It actually does. And I am stupid because i hate working.
17. "Tearing your hair out" used to be a figure of speech.
Thank god it still is.
18. Just about anything constitutes a healthy meal provided that you drink it with milk.
Milk is a luxury. A healthy meal is a meal. Any meal.
19. You are briefly convinced that your inability to get dates is actually a blessing because you don't have time for it.
I'm still blinded by that.
20. 3 meals in one day is special occasion.
I usually run off one or two.
21. You memorize acronyms you learned in class and use them regularly. But have no idea what they mean.
Yup. It appens all the time. biology ones slip into normal speech. Or glibbit is said a lot.
22. You can't remember a concept you learned last semester, but you can quote word-for-word an episode of the Simpsons you saw two years ago.
Its more like family guy. And its more like class 4 hours ago.
23. "Catching the news" means watching Sportsdesk while eating breakfast.
Please, I watch sportsnet. And no breakfast. Sleep is key.
24. The only thing that keeps you from causing your roommate serious physical harm is the fact that the Hydro is in his name.
N/A No roommate. We also get free utilities. WE CAN MAKE A TROPICAL SAUNA BATHROOM! Just turn the taps on full and let sit!
25.You begin to remember high school as the best years of your life - in other words, you've become delusional
Sure have.
26. Lists like this actually describe your life.
For the most part...yes...yes it did.
1. Shaving becomes more and more optional by the day.
Its more weekly now that exams are starting.
2. You get more sleep in class than you do in your bed.
I use biology as my midday nap. I still do get four hours of sleep a night though.
3. You can no longer distinguish your bank balance from your GPA.
Sorry, I actually can.
4. You actually think, "If I were diagnosed with Pneumonia, I could get a
doctor's note excusing me from finals!"
You also realize that if you die, you dont have to write. But if you get sick, make sure its serious, a cold will just screw you over.
5. You can't say the word "Lab" without qualifying it with some kind of profanity.
I hate my fucking lab.
6. You spend more time calculating the lowest possible mark you can afford to get on your final exam than you spend studying for it.
It all depends on the curve. But still, i always make rough estimates.
7. You only wash dirty dishes when they outweigh you.
This is true. Washing laundry takes away drinking time.
8. The tomatoes in your fridge have become sentiment.
Tomatoes?? Thats a luxury.
9. The first thought you have when you wake up is "20 more hours and I can go back to sleep!"
Everyday i do that.
10. MasterCard is now master over you!
I would be stupid to get one. One of my friends bought 500$ of beer in a week. Not good.
11. You forget to pay rent, hydro and phone bills. But you'll do anything to ensure cable (and internet) isn't disconnected.
Good thing they make us pay in 4 months blocks.
12. Your concept of cleaning the toilet is "Aim for the stain"!
We ge tthem cleaned a lot. BECAUSE PEOPLE CANT AIM APPARENTLY
13. Those "Train At Home For A Better Career" commercials seem like a viable alternative to your course of study.
Who hasnt considered it?
14. Being a stand up Comedian seems like a viable alternative to your course of study.
I've considered it.
15. Being a Professional wrestler seems like a viable alternative to your course of study.
Come back after i have a few.
16. Your IQ exceeds your body weight. But you're just as stupid as you've always been.
It actually does. And I am stupid because i hate working.
17. "Tearing your hair out" used to be a figure of speech.
Thank god it still is.
18. Just about anything constitutes a healthy meal provided that you drink it with milk.
Milk is a luxury. A healthy meal is a meal. Any meal.
19. You are briefly convinced that your inability to get dates is actually a blessing because you don't have time for it.
I'm still blinded by that.
20. 3 meals in one day is special occasion.
I usually run off one or two.
21. You memorize acronyms you learned in class and use them regularly. But have no idea what they mean.
Yup. It appens all the time. biology ones slip into normal speech. Or glibbit is said a lot.
22. You can't remember a concept you learned last semester, but you can quote word-for-word an episode of the Simpsons you saw two years ago.
Its more like family guy. And its more like class 4 hours ago.
23. "Catching the news" means watching Sportsdesk while eating breakfast.
Please, I watch sportsnet. And no breakfast. Sleep is key.
24. The only thing that keeps you from causing your roommate serious physical harm is the fact that the Hydro is in his name.
N/A No roommate. We also get free utilities. WE CAN MAKE A TROPICAL SAUNA BATHROOM! Just turn the taps on full and let sit!
25.You begin to remember high school as the best years of your life - in other words, you've become delusional
Sure have.
26. Lists like this actually describe your life.
For the most part...yes...yes it did.
Wheee. I'm Hyper-Emo.
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Re: 26 Ways To Tell That The Semester Is Draggin' On T
Haha...More funny stuff!
But ya guys have too much time on your hands (if ya made those up!)
~Jeff~
But ya guys have too much time on your hands (if ya made those up!)
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Re: 26 Ways To Tell That The Semester Is Draggin' On T
Lol thats funny...half that shit applies to me and im only in high school...pathetic lol
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Re: 26 Ways To Tell That The Semester Is Draggin' On T
Sigh. So true.Originally posted by nevermindmylife@Apr 5 2004, 09:30 PM
26. Lists like this actually describe your life.
Now my addition to the whole thing.
You know you're a college student if.........
* If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
Oh yes.... it's great. Personally, the Chinese flavor is the best.
* If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
Yeah definately.
* If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
Yeah man, you get your dairy and your grains.
* If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
Not quite, but 97 cents
* If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
and imports too
* If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
argh.... damn the sun. the light hurts my eyes
* If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II).
No I have real glasses, because I stole them from the Union.
* If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
Thank God for having 16 pairs of boxers.
* If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
I dunno, when's the last time it rained?
* If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
Not in one trip, but easily do all my things fit into my minivan.
* If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light.
No no no. I drink high class beer. Like Milwaukee's Best.
* If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.
Thankfully no, I have a boyfriend, but I do wake up to "I love you" Ok, I'm a sap.
* If your bed time is no longer 10:00 PM, but 3:00 AM.
And that's on a good night.
* If you consider pizza one of the four major food groups.
No really, pizza IS a healthy food.
* If you consider the other three to be beer, McDonalds, and candy.
I do know girls who have gone on diets, and only eaten salads and low calorie shit on the weekend so they could drink their share of calories in beer.
* If you've ever missed a class to watch Ricki Lake.
Oh yes. Usually though I miss it for Buffy.
* Or play Warcraft.
Never join a fraternity where there are people who are more addicted to Warcraft than you are
* If you've ever sent e-mail to the people you live with.
Talked to people 10 feet away (and in the same room) over IM.
* If you refer to your meal card as "plastic".
Yeah man!
* If you've ever spent a good hour searching for your student I.D. just so you could get that one dollar off at the movies.
You assume I have enough money to go see movies?
* If you've ever stayed up all night just so you wouldn't sleep through your morning class.
Yeah, Mountain Dew is God.
TJ
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Re: 26 Ways To Tell That The Semester Is Draggin' On T
Because similar topic was moved (10 commandments by Tora) i am going to move this one too, to Chit-Chat...
***Moved to Chit-Chat***
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***Moved to Chit-Chat***
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Re: 26 Ways To Tell That The Semester Is Draggin' On T
So depressingly true.
Democracy. It rolls off the tongue nicely. Better than others. I can say it, spell it, define it, but can?t admit to ever believing it. So convoluted has it become that it has mesmerized generations into a comma of perfect sublimity. You dance to the music of your youth, identify with your own memory, become a time capsule of numb comfort. And there, mired in the exhaustion of a life in progress, you surrender your right to question for the luxury of not being bothered.
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