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The Writing's On The Walls

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Here's some random stuff I've seen on some bathroom walls. I also looked up some of these on the internet....typed in "bathrrom wall writings" into a search engine and found some different sayings..



Beware of limbo dancers.

- On the bottom of the stall door, Women's Restroom, Broad

Ripple Brew Pub. Indianapolis, Indiana.



I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal

lobotomy.



Don't switch dicks in the middle of a screw. Stick with Nixon.



What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.



"Hi, I'm Gonorrhea.

Have a seat and I'll be right with you"



"Anyone can Piss on the seat,

I wanna see you shit on the ceiling."





hehe, I have alot more...pm me if you want the full list. If you have anymore funny ones that you've seen or that you've read online post'em!
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I got one!!! i found this one in one of my school's dirtttty bathrooms





"Virgins are like balloons,

One prick and it's all over"



.....that's all i got
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recalls when she was capable...

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It went something like....



Sex is evil,

Sex is a sin.

Sin can be forgiven,

So get stuck right in.



heh. I think I got the first part wrong though...
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If someone betrays you once it's their fault. If they betray you twice it's your fault



To win the battle is to be prepared to die



In the end, only the righteous being above can judge who you are.



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The only things on our DIRRRTTY bathroom walls are like (someones name).... is a slut.. or I love _______..



In my grandmas bathroom theres this little sign its so cute it says.

Bless this little bathroom

keep it neat and clean

so don't get in a hurry

and tinkel on the seat.. lol
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In most of the stalls in my school it says "Don't be a slut". :huh:
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The ones in my school just have people numbers on it, and like nicknames.
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Lol loved all of those!
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In my school the sign says:



if you sprinkle when you tinkle

please be neat and wipe the seat



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my school is full of girls that are jealous of each other so they just write back and forth on the stall wall....its stupid...lol theres always like full conversations on there disscussing whos more or a slut or which guy is theres and to back off their Koolaid....:rolls eyes:
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"Kelsey is a slut" was printed in every stall of my old high school.
"So when I disapear,

She will still be here...

Sifting my remains through the ashes.

She's not ordinary.

She's just. like. me." - Bottom Feeder [Project 86]




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ooo..my name has been in the stalls..lol..this one time it said "Britney Spears, Brittney (lastname), kill them both"...i didnt really care though...lol..that kinda stuff is everywhere in the stalls..ppl writing..so and so is a nastly slut and then the uperclassmen will write back to what that stuff says like "you are all so immature writing on the bathroom stall doors"..which is funny cuz well what are they doing when they write that?...meh...


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