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but since they had lost their hornyness they went looking for a huge stash of viagia but they had one problem
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none of them had any money, so they all found a corner to work and
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but by the time they were finished with the "dirty saggy ass slapping" sex the pharmacy had closed so they got jobs in a viaga factory to steal some
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asked them if they had enough viaga because he was trying to get fired
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"yes... mr."... with big drooling grins, because they had taken the viagra
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so they went out to find some nice lady teddy bears to hump but there were too many sexy legs in the way so they started humping people's legs
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and the people that the legs were attached to started having wild, continous orgasms...
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
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untill they relized that
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Originally posted by Tainted@Mar 31 2003, 07:23 AM
humped upon
Oh gawd... That just cracked me up. "Humped upon." Only Tear... Hehe.
Then they got mad at the people who shook them off and attacked them and ate their ugly human faces off!
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
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then started to hump them again
its better to have people think you're stupid then open your mouth and prove it
If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
people often over look that a one in a million chances is still a chance
If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
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untill they saw the sexiest thing alive, and they all flocked towards it slowly
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies -Aristotle
The most dire disaster in love is the death of the imagination -G. Meredith
What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies -Aristotle
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then they realized that it was
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and michael was sentenced to have a plastic surgery to make him look normal
"we have troubles all around us, but we are not defeated" - Corinthians
"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein
"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain
"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain
"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein
"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain
"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain
"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
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But the surgery went horribly wrong! And he ended up losing((If there is one)) the better half of his face.
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
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and nobody knew the difference
"we have troubles all around us, but we are not defeated" - Corinthians
"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein
"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain
"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain
"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein
"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain
"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain
"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
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not even michael jackson himself
"we have troubles all around us, but we are not defeated" - Corinthians
"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein
"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain
"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain
"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein
"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain
"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain
"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
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So michael cried because he missed his sexy self from back befor he bleached his skin and got plastic surgery
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The most dire disaster in love is the death of the imagination -G. Meredith
What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies -Aristotle
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies -Aristotle
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and all the teddy bears felt sorry for him but they couldn't get too close for fear of being molested again
nobody knows muhahahahaThis went off topic somewhere.. But where?
its better to have people think you're stupid then open your mouth and prove it
If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
people often over look that a one in a million chances is still a chance
If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
people often over look that a one in a million chances is still a chance