Ooo Let Me Tell You A Story
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- Sk8r_4_LiFe
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Ooo Let Me Tell You A Story
Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."
That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.
The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little s**t!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his hearted is filled with tears.
That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE
She didn't want to TAKE IT!
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."
That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.
The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little s**t!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his hearted is filled with tears.
That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE
She didn't want to TAKE IT!
Me: So do you like, HIM?
Rosca: No way, they suck. . .
Me: How can you say that, they're love METAL
Rosca: They ain't Metal!
Me: Well they probably get more women than we will ever in our lives combined
Rosca: Yea cause they're gay. . .
Rosca: No way, they suck. . .
Me: How can you say that, they're love METAL
Rosca: They ain't Metal!
Me: Well they probably get more women than we will ever in our lives combined
Rosca: Yea cause they're gay. . .
- RainDrops
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Re: Ooo Let Me Tell You A Story
HaHa Paul very interesting...don't get any ideas....
"wanna go for a ride?" LoL
"wanna go for a ride?" LoL
Signed,
Wandering Aimlessly With Nowhere To Go...
or -TEAR-
I want to die....i really do....but I must live on....I'll stop cutting my wrists....I'll start eating and not throwing up...people are pushing for me....I can't let them down...I have to stand stong...will you stand with me?
Wandering Aimlessly With Nowhere To Go...
or -TEAR-
I want to die....i really do....but I must live on....I'll stop cutting my wrists....I'll start eating and not throwing up...people are pushing for me....I can't let them down...I have to stand stong...will you stand with me?
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Now let's hope Paul doesn't get any ideas....
*runs out and hopes in a car*
*runs out and hopes in a car*
Signed,
Wandering Aimlessly With Nowhere To Go...
or -TEAR-
I want to die....i really do....but I must live on....I'll stop cutting my wrists....I'll start eating and not throwing up...people are pushing for me....I can't let them down...I have to stand stong...will you stand with me?
Wandering Aimlessly With Nowhere To Go...
or -TEAR-
I want to die....i really do....but I must live on....I'll stop cutting my wrists....I'll start eating and not throwing up...people are pushing for me....I can't let them down...I have to stand stong...will you stand with me?
- Sk8r_4_LiFe
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lmao!
Me: So do you like, HIM?
Rosca: No way, they suck. . .
Me: How can you say that, they're love METAL
Rosca: They ain't Metal!
Me: Well they probably get more women than we will ever in our lives combined
Rosca: Yea cause they're gay. . .
Rosca: No way, they suck. . .
Me: How can you say that, they're love METAL
Rosca: They ain't Metal!
Me: Well they probably get more women than we will ever in our lives combined
Rosca: Yea cause they're gay. . .
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hehe *waits in car*
Signed,
Wandering Aimlessly With Nowhere To Go...
or -TEAR-
I want to die....i really do....but I must live on....I'll stop cutting my wrists....I'll start eating and not throwing up...people are pushing for me....I can't let them down...I have to stand stong...will you stand with me?
Wandering Aimlessly With Nowhere To Go...
or -TEAR-
I want to die....i really do....but I must live on....I'll stop cutting my wrists....I'll start eating and not throwing up...people are pushing for me....I can't let them down...I have to stand stong...will you stand with me?
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That's great... lol
Late night comes are you home?
No you're not.
You're out with urge to satisfy yourself it's your vicious plot.
Looking back I realize that it's my fault.
I'm not around so your love comes to a halt.
You have no remorse in you.
It's the only thing you know.
You destroy me every time you little cunt.
I never wanted this.
Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.
Every time I trust you I lose in the end.
I feel disgust in myself.
I love how you can call me and pretend you're innocent,
While I'm out here trying to better myself.
You're a pig when it comes to my emotions.
You drown me in your wake because you have no devotion.
You have no remorse in you.
It's the only thing you know.
You destroy me every time you little cunt.
I never wanted this.
Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.
Every time I trust you I lose in the end.
No you're not.
You're out with urge to satisfy yourself it's your vicious plot.
Looking back I realize that it's my fault.
I'm not around so your love comes to a halt.
You have no remorse in you.
It's the only thing you know.
You destroy me every time you little cunt.
I never wanted this.
Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.
Every time I trust you I lose in the end.
I feel disgust in myself.
I love how you can call me and pretend you're innocent,
While I'm out here trying to better myself.
You're a pig when it comes to my emotions.
You drown me in your wake because you have no devotion.
You have no remorse in you.
It's the only thing you know.
You destroy me every time you little cunt.
I never wanted this.
Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.
Every time I trust you I lose in the end.
- RainDrops
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haha you knw you wanna get in the car with Paul!
*gets out of car* no one likes me! lololol
*gets out of car* no one likes me! lololol
Signed,
Wandering Aimlessly With Nowhere To Go...
or -TEAR-
I want to die....i really do....but I must live on....I'll stop cutting my wrists....I'll start eating and not throwing up...people are pushing for me....I can't let them down...I have to stand stong...will you stand with me?
Wandering Aimlessly With Nowhere To Go...
or -TEAR-
I want to die....i really do....but I must live on....I'll stop cutting my wrists....I'll start eating and not throwing up...people are pushing for me....I can't let them down...I have to stand stong...will you stand with me?
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Re: Ooo Let Me Tell You A Story
**Waits on the sidewalk** LoL.
Sorry, can't get in cars. I'll wait right here tho.
Sorry, can't get in cars. I'll wait right here tho.
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
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**Strikes a sexy pose** Oh yeah, baby! Oh yeah!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
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sublime rocks my socks. as does paul. yumm. =p
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~I<3Mike.
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i love that song! paul ur such a postwhore, i love ya
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