I got so many lame Christmas cracker jokes today. If anyone else got any good ones POST THEM HERE. They're so lame it's funny. Here's my list.
Who invented potato chips?
Sultan Vinegar
What's worse than it raining cats & dogs?
Hailing taxis
What do you get when it rains beer?
An ale-storm
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet
What do invisible cats drink?
Evaporated milk.
Why did the chicken cross the football pitch?
because the referee whistled for a fowl
hahahaha there's my list of lame jokes I can remember from today. They're so lame it's funny.
Christmas Cracker Jokes
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Ahh hell diddly ding dong crap!! Can't you morons do anything right? - Ned Flanders
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