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Christmas Cracker Jokes

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2002 6:46 am
by MaxPowerMrs
:D I got so many lame Christmas cracker jokes today. If anyone else got any good ones POST THEM HERE. They're so lame it's funny. Here's my list.



Who invented potato chips?

Sultan Vinegar



What's worse than it raining cats & dogs?

Hailing taxis



What do you get when it rains beer?

An ale-storm



What do elves learn in school?

The Elf-abet



What do invisible cats drink?

Evaporated milk.



Why did the chicken cross the football pitch?

because the referee whistled for a fowl :D





hahahaha there's my list of lame jokes I can remember from today. They're so lame it's funny. :D

Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2002 4:38 pm
by Kristina
Hah. i love em :P

Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 12:50 pm
by Kristina
awww i think they're fuuny :P