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Indestructable Knives That Can Cut Anything?

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From infomertials to warped 'Final Destination' like senarios...



I was lieing awake and stairing at my celing for like... 3 hours last night pondering this....



Ok. You know those infomertials with like the knives? And they show them slicing fruit and tomatos and whatnot... and then they turn around and cut a soda can in half... and then the guy beats on it with a hamer, and turns around and perfectly slices another tomato... So they're like indesctructable and they can cut anything?



Well what if you had two knives that were INDESTRUCTABLE yet could cut ANYTHING. Well... could one INDESTRUCTABLE knife that could cut ANYTHING cut the other INDESTRUCTABLE knife? And if not, would the first one break in the attempt? And would you get your money back either way?



Or... would the event be simply impossible? Would trying to do so so upset the very fiber of time and space such that the event would not be allowd to take place period? If you tried to do it at say, 1:00 pm, the moment would simply not exist, and suddenly everything would be five minuets in the future, and you'd be standing there at 1:05 pm with two knives going, "what the hell!?"



And everything that would have happened in those five minuets, simply doesn't take place.



If a baby was supposed to be born at 1:02, it simply ceases to exist. And suddenly it'd be 1:05 and the lady's belly would like, deflate, and everyone would stand around and look at each other going, "what the hell!?"



And if somone was supposed to get into a car accident, and die, at 1:03, it simply doesn't happen. But, if they were destine to die, would they just up and die at 1:05 with out with out the car accident (and inturn cause another car accident)? Or would they cheat death? And if they did cheat death, and keep puttering along down the road at 1:05, would death be mad? Would it be like, "Final Destination" and would death like... come back to get them because death needs to fill that quota no matter what? So they'd die in some bizzar way?



Like... maybe they're going along the road at 1:06, and there's this moron in the house on the corner standing in his kitchen with two knives going, "what the hell!? Oh well" and he like... throws the knives over his shoulders and one of them hits the edge of the table at just the right angle, valosity, wind speed, due point, humitidy, borometer, and whatever so that it bouncs of the table and bounces off the wall and goes through the window and bounces off a tree and goes caterpulting over the roof at termanal valocity and slices right though the roof of this car and right into Mr "har har, I cheeded death"'s scull...



Or, maybe, since there's this baby over here that wasn't born, it would balance it out. Here's this life that was supost to be born and wasn't, and here's this life that was supost to die and didn't. So would it blance out so that by 1:07 Mr. "har har, I cheeded death" is still puttering down the road?



And if so, then instead of bouncing off the table and going out the window, would the knife change angles just enough so that it would bounce off the table and go right into the brain stem of the moron who started this whole fiasco in the first place, in some kind of cosmic revenge?



The moral of the story... 1) don't play with knives, 2) Amanda DESPERATELY needs to get her self some sleeping pills.



I don't take total credit for this bit of insanity. The whole 'would one indestructable knife that could cut anything cut another indestructable knife?' question was actually contributed by a guy at school yesterday. I came up with the rest last night.
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You have far too much time on your hands.
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Wow.. your thoughts are like mine....
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hahaha i read that whole random piece of crap and then read Fours thing and fell on the floor lauging.... wlel done :P
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*Grins* Yes I have faaar to much time on my hands.



But I bet I made the lot of you laugh! So ha! I can't wait till I get a chance to tell all of that to the guy who came up with the knife thing in the first place lol.
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thats great

i have those knives,

hmmm...



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omg i thought of that one time too lol like in 7th grade... but my friends all just spoiled my fun and were like "no, neither knife would break" and it just crushed the thought lol
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lolol.. wow that was interesting.. I want to try the knife thing though.. :P
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Originally posted by MattMan@Jun 26 2004, 11:21 AM

omg i thought of that one time too lol like in 7th grade... but my friends all just spoiled my fun and were like "no, neither knife would break" and it just crushed the thought lol


Well if neither knife would break then they -can't- cut anything, and that's false advertiseing!!!
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Originally posted by Adnama+Jun 26 2004, 07:38 PM--<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'<tr<tdQUOTE (Adnama @ Jun 26 2004, 07:38 PM)</td</tr<tr<td id='QUOTE'<!--QuoteBegin-MattMan@Jun 26 2004, 11:21 AM

omg i thought of that one time too lol like in 7th grade... but my friends all just spoiled my fun and were like "no, neither knife would break" and it just crushed the thought lol


Well if neither knife would break then they -can't- cut anything, and that's false advertiseing!!! [/b][/quote]



yes, but if one DID cut the other, then either they are not indestructable, or there are varying degrees of indestructibility
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Exactly what I'm getting at.
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well, then there must be varying degrees of indestructibility. since one knife must break, the other one is just more indestructible.
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either way its false advertising.
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*shakes head* wayyyy too much time on ur hands hun :P
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Originally posted by MattMan@Jun 26 2004, 06:21 PM

omg i thought of that one time too lol like in 7th grade... but my friends all just spoiled my fun and were like "no, neither knife would break" and it just crushed the thought lol
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Notice what happend to the moron who tried it in my sanario lol.
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That was prettty fucking great, but think about it this way.



You take these two knives and rub them...nothing, right? Well, thinking about it. If they're two indestrucitlbe knives that could cut through anything, I'm pretty sure they ciould cut through one another.



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Well in that case they're not really indestructable!
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Originally posted by Adnama@Jun 27 2004, 07:39 PM

Well in that case they're not really indestructable!


To the untrained eye! ;)
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