I Have Such A Weird Mother...
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I Have Such A Weird Mother...
In our house, we have a cat called Candy. My mum always signs all the Christmas cards from our family, "Love Ian, Machiko, Saya and Candy", and her friend one day asked who Candy was. My mum told her (as a joke) that my dad is having an affair with a woman called Candy, and Candy lives with us.
This woman actually believed it And my mum told her how "Saya is coping with this and moving on" and this woman is now really concerned about me.
Ok my mum is weird, right? She is always doing insane things like this!!
This woman actually believed it And my mum told her how "Saya is coping with this and moving on" and this woman is now really concerned about me.
Ok my mum is weird, right? She is always doing insane things like this!!
I wish I were a spy.
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mmm....candy.
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haha your mom is cool!
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hmm my mother is similar
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your right that is weird but we all have a weird mom or dad so don't feel to bad most of us have to put up with that kinda stuff to...I don't know I guess that's just the way parents are *shrugs* the world may never know....
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Heh, I don't feel bad. I just think she's bizarre.
I wish I were a spy.
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my mom takes the phone in my room and says shes calling her lover. *shrug* parents are weird.
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Hahahaha.
That's REALLY funny. People are so stupid. Use the pity for MONEY and other nice items that can greatly benefit your life.
Cheers,
Jenna
That's REALLY funny. People are so stupid. Use the pity for MONEY and other nice items that can greatly benefit your life.
Cheers,
Jenna
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lol that sounds like something i'd do
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Haha.. That sounds alot like my mother. Only my Mom is embarressing.
If she see's a cute guy she will go up to him and scream a random name saying she remembers when he was in diapers and then slowly pull me into it and say we use to be best friends. God, I want to strangle her sometimes.
If she see's a cute guy she will go up to him and scream a random name saying she remembers when he was in diapers and then slowly pull me into it and say we use to be best friends. God, I want to strangle her sometimes.
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Hahahhaahahah she sounds hilarious. Must be great to live with someone with such a sense of humour.
My dad cant answer the phone like a normal person. He always says things like "this is the startship enterprise, spock speaking, how can i help" or "santas grotto, head elf speaking"
Then continues to question our friends saying "o, you want to speak to catherine? hmmmmmm which one is she? what does she look like, describe her?" leaving my sisters 9 year old friends going "er, um, she has ginger hair, and um". They tend to hang up alot.
My dad cant answer the phone like a normal person. He always says things like "this is the startship enterprise, spock speaking, how can i help" or "santas grotto, head elf speaking"
Then continues to question our friends saying "o, you want to speak to catherine? hmmmmmm which one is she? what does she look like, describe her?" leaving my sisters 9 year old friends going "er, um, she has ginger hair, and um". They tend to hang up alot.
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Thats, umm, sad.
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My dad answers as the pizza guy or he answers in spanish and we're not spanish. its funny. My mom is not funny though. Although they do say how it would be better money wise if they divorced. Eh......interesting.
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Parents (I am one) have a lot of pressure and acting goofy once in a while is a healthy release.
And it may be payback for all the times you embarrassed them, but your parents were too considerate of your feelings to let you know you embarassed them.....
And it may be payback for all the times you embarrassed them, but your parents were too considerate of your feelings to let you know you embarassed them.....
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lol. My Auntie would say something like that!!
Once she went to Robins dounuts and she was having coffee with some guy. A girl came up to her, they work together, and started chating with her. The girl asked how her husband was and my auntie like got up and pulled her to the side and whispered "I'm on a date and he doesn't know I'm married". lol. The lady was shocked but my uncle was actually in the grocery store. lol
Shes done many other things...most very unappropitate:D
Once she went to Robins dounuts and she was having coffee with some guy. A girl came up to her, they work together, and started chating with her. The girl asked how her husband was and my auntie like got up and pulled her to the side and whispered "I'm on a date and he doesn't know I'm married". lol. The lady was shocked but my uncle was actually in the grocery store. lol
Shes done many other things...most very unappropitate:D
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lol. My parents are weird, but in a different way. They always joke about someone being hot, or my dad jokes about moving away. Nothing TOO serious. But that's weird, lol.
Funny Saya.
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