Name Some Of The Craziest Things U Mom And Dads

[silvertears]

Sorry the topic wouldnt all fit on the thing lol... But yea, name some of the craziest, hillarious, down right stupidest things ur parents have ever done lol... I know some of u must have some pretty funny parents...

[Beautiful]

LOL! my moms halarious.. she wants to kill a person i know.. and she tells me that dildos come from ceilings, as a joke... she makes sex jokes all the time. its funny

[Paris In Flames]

My mum's just stupid.



I have a really funny one about her and 80s clothing.



But I'm tired. I'll tell y'all tomorrow.



Cheers,



Jenna

[pynkgodde55]

My parents are probably the craziest b/c they are so young. When I was about 10, maybe younger. I really don't know, I was young enough to remember. We went to my Great- grandparents house in Florida. They live in an old people community and there was this pool. My parents and my aunt went out late at night to this bar. Well, on the way back, my aunt threw my mom in the pool. My mom is soaking wet and they decide to go into the community next to ours and steal oranges from people's property. They were so loud that we got tons of complaints.

My dad was arrested for drunken in public, disorderly conduct, and trespassing once b/c he was drunk and had to pee so he went behind this bush. What he didn't know is that the bush was on someone's property so the guy called the police. We had to bail him out at like 2 in the morning. It sucked. It's funny now.

The my dad smoked some pot that my aunt's friend gave him. I was in 6th grade and he hadn't done it for a while. He thought he was having a heart attack. We had to go to the hospital. It was scary but now its kind of funny b/c he was so stupid.

Good times.

[jess_617]

Ill have to think about what my mum has done..shes such a frikken dork I dont know whats the stupidest thing she has done. lol

My dad..well thats easy as hes usually no fun at all. Once (he was drunk) and his brother and cousin were over(also drunk) and they were in the kitchen being dumb. My room is just a short space away and my cousin and I went out to see what the hell was going on. Sooo we went and looked around the door and there was my dad and uncle dancing, ballroom dance style. We kept watching and my dad was kinda driftin off. His cousin was like "Go to bed" and of course my dad didnt want to. When they tried to get him up onto the couch he started swingin at them and when he punched he spun in a circle and fell on the floor. just like in the cartoons. haha

[Jesykah ^_^]

My parents are crazy. Almost every other word that comes out of their mouth is a cuss word. The funniest thing about my mom is how she'll just do something fucking stupid all randomly. Like...she'll be using the bathroom and then making fake constipation noises and whatnot. And I don't know...my dad's just crazy. I can't think of anything funny he's done lately though... hmm

[alnieve]

Hmm...I'd say that the craziest thing my dad has done was thrown a water bottle at the umpire at one of my softball games. lol...yeah that was pretty funny.



And my mom...well I don't know, my mom is just a dork. Yeah, I can't really think of the weirdest thing she's done.



But the craziest thing both of my parents have done was tell me that they were going to block HT on our computer But it's all good. lol.



Amanda

[Shwynsh]

Hmmm...



Probably my dad smoking pot in the dining room with all my brothers friends. It was quite a sight to see. And my moms was saying "I think we should smoke pot tonight" in a really whispery voice. It was so funny cause she's such a sweet little innocent person. Ahah. I love my parents.. they're so weird.

[Britt]

uh..well i dunno bout my dad..but my step dad is crazy and always gives me and my brothers gag gifts...like this one time my brother broke this rake cuz he didn't want to rake the leaves so when christmas came around my stepdad gave him the broken rake...my other brother did $5,000 of damage to cars and houses with rocks so my step dad gave him a box of rocks at Christmas once...i dunno...he is weird...he gave me some antifreze this year cuz i don't know anything about putting crap in my car and such...i dunno...um my mom is just a freak and she is random and does weird stuff...she gets mad drunk on Christmas eve every year and goes around hugging everyone in my family at this party we are always at and dances around like a freak and falls down a lot...i dunno...my family isn't really..funny crazy...just psycho crazy...so i can't think of much..

[StressedOut]

well this was something my dad did when he was a little kid:

he bit the butt of his sister while she was sitting down until it bled