Ok this is gonna be lame. and corny. But i want to know all the lame lighbulb jokes yal can think of.
Come on, I know you know some.
Here's a few of mine for ya....
How many emo boys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry about it.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fish.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they can fit.
How many 'nam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
YOU DONT KNOW MAN, 'COZ YOU WERENT THERE!!!!!!
And finally.....
How many Polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five. One to hold the lightbulb and four to rotate the ladder.
BTW, the last one wasn't meant to offend anyone. I just thougt it was funny.
Lightbulbs!
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Re: Lightbulbs!
How many Reno kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Hella.
Hahaha, that's such a great joke. Too bad you have to be from Reno to get it.
Cheers,
Jenna
-Hella.
Hahaha, that's such a great joke. Too bad you have to be from Reno to get it.
Cheers,
Jenna
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They're walking to Wallstreet in a straightjacket...
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Re: Lightbulbs!
lmao. hmm... how many fireflies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Dunno cos as soon as it turns on, they scatter!
Dunno cos as soon as it turns on, they scatter!
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Re: Lightbulbs!
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's condition is
improving every day. Any reports of it's lack of incandescence are
totally unfounded, and the result of delusional "spin" assaults from the
fanatic, elitist, liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably,
and anything you say undermines the lighting effect and dims it's ego.
Why do you hate freedom?
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.
Q: How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say "Get daaowwwwn !"
Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss
secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop
steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's
best friend did it real cheap for me once.
Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan. (Refers to
the Italian restaurant habit of sprinkling everything with Parmesan, even
though it makes everything smell convincingly of sick.)
Q: How many porn actresses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, it looks like 2 of them are really doing it, but the real answer
is actually none. They're just faking it.
Q: How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up.
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
Ok. I actually got those from a website where there's MILLIONS of lightbulb related jokes (and trust me, these were the good ones, it says alot about the quality of this webpage!) Take a look anyway: http://www.eyrie.org/~thad/strange/lightbulbs.html
light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's condition is
improving every day. Any reports of it's lack of incandescence are
totally unfounded, and the result of delusional "spin" assaults from the
fanatic, elitist, liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably,
and anything you say undermines the lighting effect and dims it's ego.
Why do you hate freedom?
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.
Q: How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say "Get daaowwwwn !"
Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss
secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop
steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's
best friend did it real cheap for me once.
Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan. (Refers to
the Italian restaurant habit of sprinkling everything with Parmesan, even
though it makes everything smell convincingly of sick.)
Q: How many porn actresses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, it looks like 2 of them are really doing it, but the real answer
is actually none. They're just faking it.
Q: How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up.
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
Ok. I actually got those from a website where there's MILLIONS of lightbulb related jokes (and trust me, these were the good ones, it says alot about the quality of this webpage!) Take a look anyway: http://www.eyrie.org/~thad/strange/lightbulbs.html
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Re: Lightbulbs!
I would just like to say: Thank you. I had a good laugh at them. My favs were these:
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they can fit.
How many 'nam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
YOU DONT KNOW MAN, 'COZ YOU WERENT THERE!!!!!!