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Some Funnies! :)

Post by CanadaCraig » Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:37 pm

Hi Everyone!! :D

I found these on the net.

I thought some of them might make you smile. [at least I hope so - it's good to smile]

1. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

2. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

3. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

4. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

5. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

6. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

7. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

8. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

9. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

11. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

12. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

13. Procrastinate Now!

14. I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?

15. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

16. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

17. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

18. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

19. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

20. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

21. I smile because I don't know what is going on.


Craig!! :)
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Re: Some Funnies! :)

Post by SirPostAlot » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:36 pm

haha...those are funny...

#14 is sorta mean ;) haha


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Re: Some Funnies! :)

Post by outplaced88 » Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:09 pm

I like those. Some of them I have on my t-shirts others I never even heard of until now. Very funny.

Nicole :rolling:

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