The Monkey And The Cue Ball! :o)

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The Monkey And The Cue Ball! :o)

Post by CanadaCraig » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:03 pm

Hi Everyone!! :)



I found this 'funny' posted at another site I belong too.



A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.



He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.



The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.



"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.



Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.



The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.



"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!"




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Re: The Monkey And The Cue Ball! :o)

Post by Doug » Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:07 pm

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Post by Sliver » Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:18 pm

Craig...... that is disgusting and funny at the same time. hmm.... :blink: i seriously didnt need to read that lmao. :bag:
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Post by angelicchica » Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:38 pm

LOL craig!! omg thats funny

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Post by Saren » Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:22 pm

...I'm eating...



...Interesting. Sick, but interesting.
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Re: The Monkey And The Cue Ball! :o)

Post by The Black Hat » Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:54 pm

Damn - Now that made me laugh. Good one. :)
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