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Baptist Science Fair

Post by Paris In Flames » Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:58 pm

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html



My personal favorite are the kids who won first place in the high school category...



What the FUCK is this world coming to?



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Re: Baptist Science Fair

Post by Cindy » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:17 am

Ok, this kid needs his head knocked in:
2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"



Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.


I could go on a mile rant on this one. In 5 different directions. And women wonder why we get no where anymore....
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Re: Baptist Science Fair

Post by LilyMaid » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:47 am

Exactly, Cindy.


"... social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay".


*bangs head against wall!*



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Re: Baptist Science Fair

Post by Skye » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:33 am

What the hell?



God thats so sad. :furious:
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Re: Baptist Science Fair

Post by StressedOut » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:48 am

that elementary kid with his uncle and the monkey pictures...lol
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Re: Baptist Science Fair

Post by NunchakuSteve » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:03 am

Is this a joke..?



Tell me it is, or I will personally go and tell them they're all fucked

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Re: Baptist Science Fair

Post by 2Blunt » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:10 am

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"



That is golden! Way to be kid, way to be!
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Re: Baptist Science Fair

Post by Paris In Flames » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:17 am

Originally posted by NunchakuSteve@Mar 27 2005, 11:03 PM

Is this a joke..?



Tell me it is, or I will personally go and tell them they're all fucked

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I really wish it were a joke. ::le sigh:: It's even sadder to me that those kids BELIEVE IT! With help from their parents, I'm sure.



Notice that it's only open to those from private schools and those who are home schooled.



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Post by Jesykah ^_^ » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:21 am

Wow. That's all I have to say.... wow....
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Re: Baptist Science Fair

Post by Lena » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:19 am

That is ridiculous.



Interesting idea.... but stupid all the same.
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Re: Baptist Science Fair

Post by ToraToraTora » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:01 am

My money is that this is a well thought out joke. similar to whitehouse.org, but a lot more subtle.



http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html



http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html



I don't know. It ust seems too far-fetched, like some of the titles used that didn't win at the science fair.



"Mousetrap Reduced To Pile Of Functionless Parts"



And this kind of makes it look a bit fake:



http://objective.jesussave.us/godlyflag.html





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Re: Baptist Science Fair

Post by turtbub » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:44 am

Oh gosh.

People have totally lost it.

I sure hope that is someone's idea of a dumb joke.

Projects that get disqualified for "Biblical inconsistencies"?

Hello!

That's completely biased.

And the "women made for homemaking".

Who ARE these people?

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Re: Baptist Science Fair

Post by Wheretogo » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:53 am

CAn i enter... im sure i can pull sum bull shit outta my ass and win... cuz thats all that is, bullshit pulled outta someones ass that they did overnight...



let us see now, i am going to pray over this petri dish and it will be considered proper scientific experiment....



::dies of laughter:: and then that kid with the women one, he is gonna get the shit kicked outta him by a girl, and imma stand and point and laugh.
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Re: Baptist Science Fair

Post by alnieve » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:33 pm

Wow...I pity these people...alot.



These kids have been like...brainwashed. *sigh* I swear this world is going all to the shitter.



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