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I Need A Talent!

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I wont go into details why I need it, but I need a talent within the next 24 hours and im talentless!



I cant sing, dance, tell jokes, or do anything amusing, but I need a good talent!



(something along the lines of putting condoms on bananas with my mouth or something!!)



So what can someone who has no skills whatsoever do as a talent??



(there are no rules- in previous years, someone stuck a bottle up their bumhole, and then drunk out of it. i think they won)



ANY HELP WOULD BE SOOOOOOOOO MUCH APPRECIATED!



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Oooooh.



Be like in Miss Congeniality. Either:



-Play the water glasses. That's an easy skill to learn and I'm sure there's some website that teaches you how to do it.



-Show self defense "SING". Watch Miss Congeniality the movie to learn this.



I'll see what I can do about some teaching websites.
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http://www.ghbooks.com/activity/activit ... 3&page=272



Water glass playing!



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Have fun dear. And if all else fails, try the condom on banana with your mouth thing. :P It's certainly original!
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You could be a lesbian.



P.S. The bottle thing is fucking disgusting.
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lol jenna



you could stand there then walk in a circle or do a napoleon-like dance-MARY
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Originally posted by Paris In Flames@May 28 2005, 10:55 PM

You could be a lesbian.

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Make a bikini or some other clothing article out of lettuce or other food items:D
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Hmm. Play two recorders or similar wind instruments with your nose? Mehehe....



Play 'three little speckled frogs' (or other simple tune) on the piano with your toes. Its not hard at all. (Trust me!)
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Knew I could count on you guys!



- (LOVED the water-glass idea, but got to do this "talent" in the middle of a busy bar, so I doubt anyone would hear it properly, but im learning how to do it anyway cos I think its so cool, and I know it will come in useful one day!)



- Dont think they'd count being a lesbian as a talent, but useful nonetheless! And apparently ever years girls kiss each other in an attempt to gain votes from the male audience, so wanted to be slightly more original!



- Stand there then walk in a circle??! Napolean like dance?! The thought of doing either has left me with a massive grin, thank you!



- Making clothing out of food items. Yes, yes yes! Have been trying all evening, but it seems to take a while and shows far more flesh than I would like to be seen! But I'll work on this for next years one!



- Wind instruments and toe piano. Again, loved the ideas, but anything that needs to be heard won't go down well because it will be so noisy (and I have a really bad cold right now, and I did try to play the recorder with my nose, and I won't go into details, but it was messy, and I think i should disinfect the recorder!)





What I finally settled on was making balloon animals out of condoms (ok, so im making a worm and a snake, but I feel the humour will be appreciated!) and then drinking a glass of "vodka" out of a condom (its going to be water, but my audience doesn't need to know that!). Oh, and don't ask what my fascination with condoms is, I really don't know!



Thanks guys!xxx
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Haha sounds good. Condom talents are always big hits at noisy bars. :P



And I'm glad you're learning to play water glasses! It's fun, I know. :D
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lol condoms! hmm maybe it should be a flavoured condom..-MARY
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Ermmm what kind of contest is this?
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There are FLAVORED condoms?



Weird.
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Its a competition for a job- we all want to be a rep to help our freshers in their first week next year, and these people are those "fresher reps". Its a wicked job, and its one everyone aspires to. I'd have loved to have been one, but we had our "hustings" today, and I didnt get it. It was too much "alcohol based" and as I'm tee-total, I didn't take part in many of the rounds, so got few points.



(Out of the 4 people that eventually got the positions, one of their talents was to get their ass-crack waxed (he was male), one was to be whipped across the back by bamboo sticks while spinning a basketball (male and female- the girl whipped him) and the final girl who got the position licked whipped cream and syrup off another girls body (I knew I should have listened to Jenna and gone with a lesbian talent!!!)
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Woman can not live on tea or chocolate alone.... but she can give it a damn good try.
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Lesbianism is very useful! :P



*shakes head at Lizz* :P
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Haha, Jenna, I'm not protesting!
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Originally posted by Lena@May 31 2005, 10:47 AM





*Blinks* And that will help freshers HOW? (Criticism NOT aimed at Collette here).

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lol. I think the idea behind it is that if you're willing to do all these stupid and degrading things (and believe me, the "talent" bit was just one round, and there were 8 rounds, and each was more humiliating and stupid than the last!) then you really must want to be a fresher rep, and if you really want to be a fresher rep that badly, then you must be good at it. I think thats the logic behind it! lol
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Originally posted by archers_angel+May 31 2005, 07:35 PM--
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lol. I think the idea behind it is that if you're willing to do all these stupid and degrading things (and believe me, the "talent" bit was just one round, and there were 8 rounds, and each was more humiliating and stupid than the last!) then you really must want to be a fresher rep, and if you really want to be a fresher rep that badly, then you must be good at it. I think thats the logic behind it! lol

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*Shakes head* :P I think its just for their own amusement.
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