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Would You Do This?

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I got this from a forward sent by a friend.....would you do the same thing the woman did? There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, " Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
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Uh.. I don't know. It's still money I guess. And it's his. So it still all goes into his account.
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yea, what the hell does a dead guy need money for, and he cant leave his wife with nothing especially not with the costs of a funeral, besides he never said cash.
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Yes, I would. But I sincerely hope I wouldn't be married to someone so strongly attached to his money.
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lol sorry that made me laugh, if he was so weird i'd just give him his freaking money whatever but that guy was selfish if u ask me
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Made me laugh too.



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nah id give him a debit card... if he can swipe it he can use it ;) ... lol thats how things work these days :D
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Originally posted by 5a5@Jun 2 2005, 09:36 PM

lol sorry that made me laugh[right][/right]





it is supposed to make you laugh..... :jester:
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Haha. It made me laugh too. I guess I would do it, as long as I still had some way of living, you know. Like some other source of money?
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last year in school we preformed the play the mised by molier it was good....



but i would make an account and burry him with a check and then id spend the money ...



i think its wrong for someone to want to be burried with any material item because they wont need it

its pretty greedy ....

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