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:dj: gets a disease from all the fluids on the cake that came out of :shy: and :cap: and dies. :wallbash: is pissed since it's wedding is ruined, and it's friend :dj: is dead. :cool: who was formerly :santa: shows up with a gun since :wacko: is at the wedding and still owes money.
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:wacko: becomes chinese and suddenly knows karate. :wacko: kills :cool: formally known as :santa: with it's super cool uhh. kick to the crotch.. Everyone cheers on :wacko: and they all have a major orgy. :wallbash: is very pissed now so it takes out its shot gun and murders everyone except :kid: the butch lesbian.
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:kid: and :cap: meet up since they are both butch lesbians, and fall in love. :wallbash: is on the run for killing everybody, but :kid: wants revenge, so :kid: hires :kitty: the hitman to kill :wallbash:
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:kitty: wtf... thats a kitty. it looks like a wolf.. anyway. it gets super horny and wants sex from the butch lesbians... as :kid: :kitty: sees :kid: 's penis.. so in a fit of anger... :kitty: kills :kid: and thinks that :woot: looks horny.. so they have sex.
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So (i think i'll have a beer)

La (lalalalala beer)

Tea (No thanks i'm drinkin beer)

and that brings us back to (looks in the empty glass)Doh!!!
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:kitty: and :woot: are having sex, until :unclesam: bursts in through the door and says "I WANT YOU! TO JOIN THE U.S. ARMY!" So :kitty: shoots :unclesam: in the hat and :unclesam: dies, since it's hat is where it's soul was located. :woot: is turned off by :kitty: murdering things so it goes off to masturbate for 4 hours straight.
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:yahoo: was supposed to be killed at the wedding, I think.. anyway. where ever it was killed, it comes back alive and watches :woot: masturbate.. :afro2: the stripper comes along at tries to strip but has a heart attack.. :badger: and it's twin :beard: have sex with the stripper's dead body.
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Tea (No thanks i'm drinkin beer)

and that brings us back to (looks in the empty glass)Doh!!!
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:beard: is in the middle of fucking the dead stripper :afro2: when :beard: dies from a heart attack. :badger: is sad since it's twin died, even though they dont even look alike wtf... oh well. :kitty: is still horny and fucks the dead bodies of :beard: and :afro2:, :woot: is turned on again by :kitty: since :woot: secretly has a necrophiliac fetish and they fall in love again.
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:woot: and :kitty: have sex in the shower, on the bed, and on your mom. They stop and realize that this is wrong and commit suicide. :no-no: :batman: pisses :shocked: off by fucking it's friend, :v:
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Tea (No thanks i'm drinkin beer)

and that brings us back to (looks in the empty glass)Doh!!!
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:shocked: is pissed off and goes off to have sex with :rule: , but is soon annoyed by it's blatant arrogance, and hires :kitty: to kill :rule:. :rule: is crafty however, and stabs :kitty: in the face. :kitty: dies and so now :shocked: is sad, since :shocked: had a crush on :kitty:.
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:shocking: and :takepic: chug a bottle of off brand nyquil.. In their uhh.. sleepy, sort of drunken rage they brutally murder :rule: and have a 3 some with :sailor: to some classical music.
Dough (the stuff that buys me beer)

Ray (the guy who sells me beer)

Me (the guy who drinks the beer)

Far (the distance to my beer)

So (i think i'll have a beer)

La (lalalalala beer)

Tea (No thanks i'm drinkin beer)

and that brings us back to (looks in the empty glass)Doh!!!
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