What Word Begins With F And Ends With K?

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What Word Begins With F And Ends With K?

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Hi Everyone!! :)



I thought this was funny!!



A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one

of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"



Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is

in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the

3rd grade too!"



Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's

office.



While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained

to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he

would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he

was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.



Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him

and he agreed to take the test.



Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"



Harry: "9".



Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"



Harry: "36".



And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd

grader should know.



The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think

Harry can go to the 3rd grade."



Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."



The principal and Harry both agreed.



Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only

two of?"



Harry, after a moment: "Legs."



Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not

have?"



The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question!



Harry replied: "Pockets."



Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"



Harry: "Pants"



Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy,

oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?



Harry: "Coconut."



The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.



Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and

sticky?"



The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could

stop the answer.



Harry: "Bubble gum"



Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does

sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"



Harry: "Shake hands."



The principal was trembling.



Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that

means a lot of heat and excitement?"



Harry: "Firetruck"



The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,

"Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......






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lmao!! LMFAO!!!! nice one Craig :P
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lmao! wow...
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Wow. That's fucking brilliant.
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Haha, my mom and I giggled at that..... LMFAO.
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lol I liked that alot.



We had a joke going on here for awhile..."What starts with an f and ends with an uck..." We only told it to the adults, and to see how many people we could get to say fuck. It was pretty funny. :)



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Hahaahhahahaha. I LOVED that. Shows how innocent little kids are. :)
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Hehe, that's great. I like this one... you can tell how in the gutter our minds are!
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That was hilarious, Craig! Thanks for the funny for the day. : )
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lmao

i got them wrong too
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totally seen this a million times, i think its funny aha
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