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"Just say no" prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures depression.



A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.



A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant:

First, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.



As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.



Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.



Therapy = Expensive. Bubblewrap = Cheap. You decide !



Champagne for my true friends and true pain for my sham friends!



Everyone wants a bus service to their door, but no one wants a bus service in their street.
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There are a million and one ways you can fake that. Mehehehe.
Woman can not live on tea or chocolate alone.... but she can give it a damn good try.
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