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Re: New Game (probably Done Before)

Post by Jaegermeister » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:44 pm

So Ammizzle was riding her bike the other day, when she met a strange man. The strange man said Ammizzle do a dance for me, so Ammizzle got off her bike and started doing the chicken dance. That's when the man started laughing and revealed himself to be Paul, and told her he actually came to see her do that one thing for him because he'd really come to warn her about the fact that he'd been hired to destroy the world, but being turned against by his comrads- they were out to get him first, and he needed a place to hide. Meanwhile there is a hippopotomus in a pink taffeta tutu that is prancing down the street lisping like a gay man. The hippopotomus turned out to be gay after all and took interest in TJ, who just so happened to be driving past in his car to save Paul, and stepped in front of it to forbid him from going any further. But that did not stop TJ, who floored the gas pedal smashin into the hippopotomus, sending it 50 feet in the air. Then TJ felt bad about running over a fellow homo, until he saw that Paul was laughing, and then TJ joined in Paul's laughing at his drive-by hate crime. Just as they drove by, they spotted Dolly and Samantha standing by a tree making out, not noticing the unfortunate incident of the murdered hippo. They were really going at it, too, and with that Paul and TJ decided it'd be funny to hit them with a water balloon. Being angered by the event, Dolly picks up a huge, pointy rock next to them, throwing it into the window, Paul and TJ swirving to the sidewalk and stopping. Meanwhile, Hannah walks up the street and, seeing the hippo on the ground, the wet Dolly and Sam, and the car accidented Paul and TJ, calls 911 to get some help. 911 however, laughs at us and tells us to deal with it ourselves, so Paul and TJ, realizing that there is an overabundance of females, begin to divy them up between these two overly attractive males, and Paul chooses the hippo first. It's obvious the reason why Paul chose the hippo, because the hippo is the only one that can handle Paul's enormous. . .personality, which is too big for any of the other women to handle. Samantha thought it was all right and tugged Dolly along with them, wondering what they were going to do next which was to douse all the women in baby oil and make a giant super-slide of boobies. TJ went first but he didn't realize that the slide led into a pit of vagina teeth, but luckily he was able to grab onto some ample bosoms and save himself from that cruel fate. Besides, he loves grabbin the boobies. Meanwhile, Paul was jealous of TJ's way of survival so he decided to go to Hannah and cry on her shoulder. So as he's sobbing his eyes out, Samantha decides to walk over to Paul and give him some pure wholesome pleasure. So she takes her hand and she gives Paul a firm hearty slap on the face. All laugh. Meanwhile...
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Re: New Game (probably Done Before)

Post by Muppets_Rule » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:33 pm

So Ammizzle was riding her bike the other day, when she met a strange man. The strange man said Ammizzle do a dance for me, so Ammizzle got off her bike and started doing the chicken dance. That's when the man started laughing and revealed himself to be Paul, and told her he actually came to see her do that one thing for him because he'd really come to warn her about the fact that he'd been hired to destroy the world, but being turned against by his comrads- they were out to get him first, and he needed a place to hide. Meanwhile there is a hippopotomus in a pink taffeta tutu that is prancing down the street lisping like a gay man. The hippopotomus turned out to be gay after all and took interest in TJ, who just so happened to be driving past in his car to save Paul, and stepped in front of it to forbid him from going any further. But that did not stop TJ, who floored the gas pedal smashin into the hippopotomus, sending it 50 feet in the air. Then TJ felt bad about running over a fellow homo, until he saw that Paul was laughing, and then TJ joined in Paul's laughing at his drive-by hate crime. Just as they drove by, they spotted Dolly and Samantha standing by a tree making out, not noticing the unfortunate incident of the murdered hippo. They were really going at it, too, and with that Paul and TJ decided it'd be funny to hit them with a water balloon. Being angered by the event, Dolly picks up a huge, pointy rock next to them, throwing it into the window, Paul and TJ swirving to the sidewalk and stopping. Meanwhile, Hannah walks up the street and, seeing the hippo on the ground, the wet Dolly and Sam, and the car accidented Paul and TJ, calls 911 to get some help. 911 however, laughs at us and tells us to deal with it ourselves, so Paul and TJ, realizing that there is an overabundance of females, begin to divy them up between these two overly attractive males, and Paul chooses the hippo first. It's obvious the reason why Paul chose the hippo, because the hippo is the only one that can handle Paul's enormous. . .personality, which is too big for any of the other women to handle. Samantha thought it was all right and tugged Dolly along with them, wondering what they were going to do next which was to douse all the women in baby oil and make a giant super-slide of boobies. TJ went first but he didn't realize that the slide led into a pit of vagina teeth, but luckily he was able to grab onto some ample bosoms and save himself from that cruel fate. Besides, he loves grabbin the boobies. Meanwhile, Paul was jealous of TJ's way of survival so he decided to go to Hannah and cry on her shoulder. So as he's sobbing his eyes out, Samantha decides to walk over to Paul and give him some pure wholesome pleasure. So she takes her hand and she gives Paul a firm hearty slap on the face. All laugh. Meanwhile...



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Re: New Game (probably Done Before)

Post by Sk8r_4_LiFe » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:13 pm

So Ammizzle was riding her bike the other day, when she met a strange man. The strange man said Ammizzle do a dance for me, so Ammizzle got off her bike and started doing the chicken dance. That's when the man started laughing and revealed himself to be Paul, and told her he actually came to see her do that one thing for him because he'd really come to warn her about the fact that he'd been hired to destroy the world, but being turned against by his comrads- they were out to get him first, and he needed a place to hide. Meanwhile there is a hippopotomus in a pink taffeta tutu that is prancing down the street lisping like a gay man. The hippopotomus turned out to be gay after all and took interest in TJ, who just so happened to be driving past in his car to save Paul, and stepped in front of it to forbid him from going any further. But that did not stop TJ, who floored the gas pedal smashin into the hippopotomus, sending it 50 feet in the air. Then TJ felt bad about running over a fellow homo, until he saw that Paul was laughing, and then TJ joined in Paul's laughing at his drive-by hate crime. Just as they drove by, they spotted Dolly and Samantha standing by a tree making out, not noticing the unfortunate incident of the murdered hippo. They were really going at it, too, and with that Paul and TJ decided it'd be funny to hit them with a water balloon. Being angered by the event, Dolly picks up a huge, pointy rock next to them, throwing it into the window, Paul and TJ swirving to the sidewalk and stopping. Meanwhile, Hannah walks up the street and, seeing the hippo on the ground, the wet Dolly and Sam, and the car accidented Paul and TJ, calls 911 to get some help. 911 however, laughs at us and tells us to deal with it ourselves, so Paul and TJ, realizing that there is an overabundance of females, begin to divy them up between these two overly attractive males, and Paul chooses the hippo first. It's obvious the reason why Paul chose the hippo, because the hippo is the only one that can handle Paul's enormous. . .personality, which is too big for any of the other women to handle. Samantha thought it was all right and tugged Dolly along with them, wondering what they were going to do next which was to douse all the women in baby oil and make a giant super-slide of boobies. TJ went first but he didn't realize that the slide led into a pit of vagina teeth, but luckily he was able to grab onto some ample bosoms and save himself from that cruel fate. Besides, he loves grabbin the boobies. Meanwhile, Paul was jealous of TJ's way of survival so he decided to go to Hannah and cry on her shoulder. So as he's sobbing his eyes out, Samantha decides to walk over to Paul and give him some pure wholesome pleasure. So she takes her hand and she gives Paul a firm hearty slap on the face. All laugh. Meanwhile...



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Re: New Game (probably Done Before)

Post by turtbub » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:55 pm

So Ammizzle was riding her bike the other day, when she met a strange man. The strange man said Ammizzle do a dance for me, so Ammizzle got off her bike and started doing the chicken dance. That's when the man started laughing and revealed himself to be Paul, and told her he actually came to see her do that one thing for him because he'd really come to warn her about the fact that he'd been hired to destroy the world, but being turned against by his comrads- they were out to get him first, and he needed a place to hide. Meanwhile there is a hippopotomus in a pink taffeta tutu that is prancing down the street lisping like a gay man. The hippopotomus turned out to be gay after all and took interest in TJ, who just so happened to be driving past in his car to save Paul, and stepped in front of it to forbid him from going any further. But that did not stop TJ, who floored the gas pedal smashin into the hippopotomus, sending it 50 feet in the air. Then TJ felt bad about running over a fellow homo, until he saw that Paul was laughing, and then TJ joined in Paul's laughing at his drive-by hate crime. Just as they drove by, they spotted Dolly and Samantha standing by a tree making out, not noticing the unfortunate incident of the murdered hippo. They were really going at it, too, and with that Paul and TJ decided it'd be funny to hit them with a water balloon. Being angered by the event, Dolly picks up a huge, pointy rock next to them, throwing it into the window, Paul and TJ swirving to the sidewalk and stopping. Meanwhile, Hannah walks up the street and, seeing the hippo on the ground, the wet Dolly and Sam, and the car accidented Paul and TJ, calls 911 to get some help. 911 however, laughs at us and tells us to deal with it ourselves, so Paul and TJ, realizing that there is an overabundance of females, begin to divy them up between these two overly attractive males, and Paul chooses the hippo first. It's obvious the reason why Paul chose the hippo, because the hippo is the only one that can handle Paul's enormous. . .personality, which is too big for any of the other women to handle. Samantha thought it was all right and tugged Dolly along with them, wondering what they were going to do next which was to douse all the women in baby oil and make a giant super-slide of boobies. TJ went first but he didn't realize that the slide led into a pit of vagina teeth, but luckily he was able to grab onto some ample bosoms and save himself from that cruel fate. Besides, he loves grabbin the boobies. Meanwhile, Paul was jealous of TJ's way of survival so he decided to go to Hannah and cry on her shoulder. So as he's sobbing his eyes out, Samantha decides to walk over to Paul and give him some pure wholesome pleasure. So she takes her hand and she gives Paul a firm hearty slap on the face. All laugh. Meanwhile...



A giant Red English Telephone box starts walking towards them all, to gobble them all up. Paul sees the English Telephone Box, and pulls out a giant sword. As he rushes to attack it, the Box turns into a regular telephone box again and freezes. Hannah runs over and says...
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Re: New Game (probably Done Before)

Post by Saren » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:55 pm

So Ammizzle was riding her bike the other day, when she met a strange man. The strange man said Ammizzle do a dance for me, so Ammizzle got off her bike and started doing the chicken dance. That's when the man started laughing and revealed himself to be Paul, and told her he actually came to see her do that one thing for him because he'd really come to warn her about the fact that he'd been hired to destroy the world, but being turned against by his comrads- they were out to get him first, and he needed a place to hide. Meanwhile there is a hippopotomus in a pink taffeta tutu that is prancing down the street lisping like a gay man. The hippopotomus turned out to be gay after all and took interest in TJ, who just so happened to be driving past in his car to save Paul, and stepped in front of it to forbid him from going any further. But that did not stop TJ, who floored the gas pedal smashin into the hippopotomus, sending it 50 feet in the air. Then TJ felt bad about running over a fellow homo, until he saw that Paul was laughing, and then TJ joined in Paul's laughing at his drive-by hate crime. Just as they drove by, they spotted Dolly and Samantha standing by a tree making out, not noticing the unfortunate incident of the murdered hippo. They were really going at it, too, and with that Paul and TJ decided it'd be funny to hit them with a water balloon. Being angered by the event, Dolly picks up a huge, pointy rock next to them, throwing it into the window, Paul and TJ swirving to the sidewalk and stopping. Meanwhile, Hannah walks up the street and, seeing the hippo on the ground, the wet Dolly and Sam, and the car accidented Paul and TJ, calls 911 to get some help. 911 however, laughs at us and tells us to deal with it ourselves, so Paul and TJ, realizing that there is an overabundance of females, begin to divy them up between these two overly attractive males, and Paul chooses the hippo first. It's obvious the reason why Paul chose the hippo, because the hippo is the only one that can handle Paul's enormous. . .personality, which is too big for any of the other women to handle. Samantha thought it was all right and tugged Dolly along with them, wondering what they were going to do next which was to douse all the women in baby oil and make a giant super-slide of boobies. TJ went first but he didn't realize that the slide led into a pit of vagina teeth, but luckily he was able to grab onto some ample bosoms and save himself from that cruel fate. Besides, he loves grabbin the boobies. Meanwhile, Paul was jealous of TJ's way of survival so he decided to go to Hannah and cry on her shoulder. So as he's sobbing his eyes out, Samantha decides to walk over to Paul and give him some pure wholesome pleasure. So she takes her hand and she gives Paul a firm hearty slap on the face. All laugh. Meanwhile...

((Stops to laugh at that last part from TJ :P That's right, bitches))

A giant Red English Telephone box starts walking towards them all, to gobble them all up. Paul sees the English Telephone Box, and pulls out a giant sword. As he rushes to attack it, the Box turns into a regular telephone box again and freezes. Hannah runs over and says to Paul, "Are you all right? You were talking to yourself after you cried, and after Samantha slapped your face, you started to argue with the tree and pull out that plastic knife to attack it with!" Paul hugs himself and bows his head while TJ goes to him to
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Re: New Game (probably Done Before)

Post by Jaegermeister » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:04 am

So Ammizzle was riding her bike the other day, when she met a strange man. The strange man said Ammizzle do a dance for me, so Ammizzle got off her bike and started doing the chicken dance. That's when the man started laughing and revealed himself to be Paul, and told her he actually came to see her do that one thing for him because he'd really come to warn her about the fact that he'd been hired to destroy the world, but being turned against by his comrads- they were out to get him first, and he needed a place to hide. Meanwhile there is a hippopotomus in a pink taffeta tutu that is prancing down the street lisping like a gay man. The hippopotomus turned out to be gay after all and took interest in TJ, who just so happened to be driving past in his car to save Paul, and stepped in front of it to forbid him from going any further. But that did not stop TJ, who floored the gas pedal smashin into the hippopotomus, sending it 50 feet in the air. Then TJ felt bad about running over a fellow homo, until he saw that Paul was laughing, and then TJ joined in Paul's laughing at his drive-by hate crime. Just as they drove by, they spotted Dolly and Samantha standing by a tree making out, not noticing the unfortunate incident of the murdered hippo. They were really going at it, too, and with that Paul and TJ decided it'd be funny to hit them with a water balloon. Being angered by the event, Dolly picks up a huge, pointy rock next to them, throwing it into the window, Paul and TJ swirving to the sidewalk and stopping. Meanwhile, Hannah walks up the street and, seeing the hippo on the ground, the wet Dolly and Sam, and the car accidented Paul and TJ, calls 911 to get some help. 911 however, laughs at us and tells us to deal with it ourselves, so Paul and TJ, realizing that there is an overabundance of females, begin to divy them up between these two overly attractive males, and Paul chooses the hippo first. It's obvious the reason why Paul chose the hippo, because the hippo is the only one that can handle Paul's enormous. . .personality, which is too big for any of the other women to handle. Samantha thought it was all right and tugged Dolly along with them, wondering what they were going to do next which was to douse all the women in baby oil and make a giant super-slide of boobies. TJ went first but he didn't realize that the slide led into a pit of vagina teeth, but luckily he was able to grab onto some ample bosoms and save himself from that cruel fate. Besides, he loves grabbin the boobies. Meanwhile, Paul was jealous of TJ's way of survival so he decided to go to Hannah and cry on her shoulder. So as he's sobbing his eyes out, Samantha decides to walk over to Paul and give him some pure wholesome pleasure. So she takes her hand and she gives Paul a firm hearty slap on the face. All laugh. Meanwhile a giant Red English Telephone box starts walking towards them all, to gobble them all up. Paul sees the English Telephone Box, and pulls out a giant sword. As he rushes to attack it, the Box turns into a regular telephone box again and freezes. Hannah runs over and says to Paul, "Are you all right? You were talking to yourself after you cried, and after Samantha slapped your face, you started to argue with the tree and pull out that plastic knife to attack it with!" Paul hugs himself and bows his head while TJ goes to him to give him some good wholesome pleasure. Then he realizes how gay that idea is, so he bites the heads off of a dozen babies to straighten himself out. While TJ is doing that
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Re: New Game (probably Done Before)

Post by Saren » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:39 am

So Ammizzle was riding her bike the other day, when she met a strange man. The strange man said Ammizzle do a dance for me, so Ammizzle got off her bike and started doing the chicken dance. That's when the man started laughing and revealed himself to be Paul, and told her he actually came to see her do that one thing for him because he'd really come to warn her about the fact that he'd been hired to destroy the world, but being turned against by his comrads- they were out to get him first, and he needed a place to hide. Meanwhile there is a hippopotomus in a pink taffeta tutu that is prancing down the street lisping like a gay man. The hippopotomus turned out to be gay after all and took interest in TJ, who just so happened to be driving past in his car to save Paul, and stepped in front of it to forbid him from going any further. But that did not stop TJ, who floored the gas pedal smashin into the hippopotomus, sending it 50 feet in the air. Then TJ felt bad about running over a fellow homo, until he saw that Paul was laughing, and then TJ joined in Paul's laughing at his drive-by hate crime. Just as they drove by, they spotted Dolly and Samantha standing by a tree making out, not noticing the unfortunate incident of the murdered hippo. They were really going at it, too, and with that Paul and TJ decided it'd be funny to hit them with a water balloon. Being angered by the event, Dolly picks up a huge, pointy rock next to them, throwing it into the window, Paul and TJ swirving to the sidewalk and stopping. Meanwhile, Hannah walks up the street and, seeing the hippo on the ground, the wet Dolly and Sam, and the car accidented Paul and TJ, calls 911 to get some help. 911 however, laughs at us and tells us to deal with it ourselves, so Paul and TJ, realizing that there is an overabundance of females, begin to divy them up between these two overly attractive males, and Paul chooses the hippo first. It's obvious the reason why Paul chose the hippo, because the hippo is the only one that can handle Paul's enormous. . .personality, which is too big for any of the other women to handle. Samantha thought it was all right and tugged Dolly along with them, wondering what they were going to do next which was to douse all the women in baby oil and make a giant super-slide of boobies. TJ went first but he didn't realize that the slide led into a pit of vagina teeth, but luckily he was able to grab onto some ample bosoms and save himself from that cruel fate. Besides, he loves grabbin the boobies. Meanwhile, Paul was jealous of TJ's way of survival so he decided to go to Hannah and cry on her shoulder. So as he's sobbing his eyes out, Samantha decides to walk over to Paul and give him some pure wholesome pleasure. So she takes her hand and she gives Paul a firm hearty slap on the face. All laugh. Meanwhile a giant Red English Telephone box starts walking towards them all, to gobble them all up. Paul sees the English Telephone Box, and pulls out a giant sword. As he rushes to attack it, the Box turns into a regular telephone box again and freezes. Hannah runs over and says to Paul, "Are you all right? You were talking to yourself after you cried, and after Samantha slapped your face, you started to argue with the tree and pull out that plastic knife to attack it with!" Paul hugs himself and bows his head while TJ goes to him to give him some good wholesome pleasure. Then he realizes how gay that idea is, so he bites the heads off of a dozen babies to straighten himself out. While TJ is doing that Samantha thinks that she should tell them all her deepest, darkest secret which was
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Re: New Game (probably Done Before)

Post by Jaegermeister » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:49 am

So Ammizzle was riding her bike the other day, when she met a strange man. The strange man said Ammizzle do a dance for me, so Ammizzle got off her bike and started doing the chicken dance. That's when the man started laughing and revealed himself to be Paul, and told her he actually came to see her do that one thing for him because he'd really come to warn her about the fact that he'd been hired to destroy the world, but being turned against by his comrads- they were out to get him first, and he needed a place to hide. Meanwhile there is a hippopotomus in a pink taffeta tutu that is prancing down the street lisping like a gay man. The hippopotomus turned out to be gay after all and took interest in TJ, who just so happened to be driving past in his car to save Paul, and stepped in front of it to forbid him from going any further. But that did not stop TJ, who floored the gas pedal smashin into the hippopotomus, sending it 50 feet in the air. Then TJ felt bad about running over a fellow homo, until he saw that Paul was laughing, and then TJ joined in Paul's laughing at his drive-by hate crime. Just as they drove by, they spotted Dolly and Samantha standing by a tree making out, not noticing the unfortunate incident of the murdered hippo. They were really going at it, too, and with that Paul and TJ decided it'd be funny to hit them with a water balloon. Being angered by the event, Dolly picks up a huge, pointy rock next to them, throwing it into the window, Paul and TJ swirving to the sidewalk and stopping. Meanwhile, Hannah walks up the street and, seeing the hippo on the ground, the wet Dolly and Sam, and the car accidented Paul and TJ, calls 911 to get some help. 911 however, laughs at us and tells us to deal with it ourselves, so Paul and TJ, realizing that there is an overabundance of females, begin to divy them up between these two overly attractive males, and Paul chooses the hippo first. It's obvious the reason why Paul chose the hippo, because the hippo is the only one that can handle Paul's enormous. . .personality, which is too big for any of the other women to handle. Samantha thought it was all right and tugged Dolly along with them, wondering what they were going to do next which was to douse all the women in baby oil and make a giant super-slide of boobies. TJ went first but he didn't realize that the slide led into a pit of vagina teeth, but luckily he was able to grab onto some ample bosoms and save himself from that cruel fate. Besides, he loves grabbin the boobies. Meanwhile, Paul was jealous of TJ's way of survival so he decided to go to Hannah and cry on her shoulder. So as he's sobbing his eyes out, Samantha decides to walk over to Paul and give him some pure wholesome pleasure. So she takes her hand and she gives Paul a firm hearty slap on the face. All laugh. Meanwhile a giant Red English Telephone box starts walking towards them all, to gobble them all up. Paul sees the English Telephone Box, and pulls out a giant sword. As he rushes to attack it, the Box turns into a regular telephone box again and freezes. Hannah runs over and says to Paul, "Are you all right? You were talking to yourself after you cried, and after Samantha slapped your face, you started to argue with the tree and pull out that plastic knife to attack it with!" Paul hugs himself and bows his head while TJ goes to him to give him some good wholesome pleasure. Then he realizes how gay that idea is, so he bites the heads off of a dozen babies to straighten himself out. While TJ is doing that Samantha thinks that she should tell them all her deepest, darkest secret which was that she wasn't really bisexual, she just does it for the attention. But that is ok with Paul and TJ, as long as she will
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Re: New Game (probably Done Before)

Post by Sk8r_4_LiFe » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:05 am

So Ammizzle was riding her bike the other day, when she met a strange man. The strange man said Ammizzle do a dance for me, so Ammizzle got off her bike and started doing the chicken dance. That's when the man started laughing and revealed himself to be Paul, and told her he actually came to see her do that one thing for him because he'd really come to warn her about the fact that he'd been hired to destroy the world, but being turned against by his comrads- they were out to get him first, and he needed a place to hide. Meanwhile there is a hippopotomus in a pink taffeta tutu that is prancing down the street lisping like a gay man. The hippopotomus turned out to be gay after all and took interest in TJ, who just so happened to be driving past in his car to save Paul, and stepped in front of it to forbid him from going any further. But that did not stop TJ, who floored the gas pedal smashin into the hippopotomus, sending it 50 feet in the air. Then TJ felt bad about running over a fellow homo, until he saw that Paul was laughing, and then TJ joined in Paul's laughing at his drive-by hate crime. Just as they drove by, they spotted Dolly and Samantha standing by a tree making out, not noticing the unfortunate incident of the murdered hippo. They were really going at it, too, and with that Paul and TJ decided it'd be funny to hit them with a water balloon. Being angered by the event, Dolly picks up a huge, pointy rock next to them, throwing it into the window, Paul and TJ swirving to the sidewalk and stopping. Meanwhile, Hannah walks up the street and, seeing the hippo on the ground, the wet Dolly and Sam, and the car accidented Paul and TJ, calls 911 to get some help. 911 however, laughs at us and tells us to deal with it ourselves, so Paul and TJ, realizing that there is an overabundance of females, begin to divy them up between these two overly attractive males, and Paul chooses the hippo first. It's obvious the reason why Paul chose the hippo, because the hippo is the only one that can handle Paul's enormous. . .personality, which is too big for any of the other women to handle. Samantha thought it was all right and tugged Dolly along with them, wondering what they were going to do next which was to douse all the women in baby oil and make a giant super-slide of boobies. TJ went first but he didn't realize that the slide led into a pit of vagina teeth, but luckily he was able to grab onto some ample bosoms and save himself from that cruel fate. Besides, he loves grabbin the boobies. Meanwhile, Paul was jealous of TJ's way of survival so he decided to go to Hannah and cry on her shoulder. So as he's sobbing his eyes out, Samantha decides to walk over to Paul and give him some pure wholesome pleasure. So she takes her hand and she gives Paul a firm hearty slap on the face. All laugh. Meanwhile a giant Red English Telephone box starts walking towards them all, to gobble them all up. Paul sees the English Telephone Box, and pulls out a giant sword. As he rushes to attack it, the Box turns into a regular telephone box again and freezes. Hannah runs over and says to Paul, "Are you all right? You were talking to yourself after you cried, and after Samantha slapped your face, you started to argue with the tree and pull out that plastic knife to attack it with!" Paul hugs himself and bows his head while TJ goes to him to give him some good wholesome pleasure. Then he realizes how gay that idea is, so he bites the heads off of a dozen babies to straighten himself out. While TJ is doing that Samantha thinks that she should tell them all her deepest, darkest secret which was that she wasn't really bisexual, she just does it for the attention. But that is ok with Paul and TJ, as long as she will rub her self down with baby oil, and aid to the superslide. While this is happening Paul happens to be naked so he looks down then looks up and says
Me: So do you like, HIM?

Rosca: No way, they suck. . .

Me: How can you say that, they're love METAL

Rosca: They ain't Metal!

Me: Well they probably get more women than we will ever in our lives combined

Rosca: Yea cause they're gay. . .

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Re: New Game (probably Done Before)

Post by Jaegermeister » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:52 am

So Ammizzle was riding her bike the other day, when she met a strange man. The strange man said Ammizzle do a dance for me, so Ammizzle got off her bike and started doing the chicken dance. That's when the man started laughing and revealed himself to be Paul, and told her he actually came to see her do that one thing for him because he'd really come to warn her about the fact that he'd been hired to destroy the world, but being turned against by his comrads- they were out to get him first, and he needed a place to hide. Meanwhile there is a hippopotomus in a pink taffeta tutu that is prancing down the street lisping like a gay man. The hippopotomus turned out to be gay after all and took interest in TJ, who just so happened to be driving past in his car to save Paul, and stepped in front of it to forbid him from going any further. But that did not stop TJ, who floored the gas pedal smashin into the hippopotomus, sending it 50 feet in the air. Then TJ felt bad about running over a fellow homo, until he saw that Paul was laughing, and then TJ joined in Paul's laughing at his drive-by hate crime. Just as they drove by, they spotted Dolly and Samantha standing by a tree making out, not noticing the unfortunate incident of the murdered hippo. They were really going at it, too, and with that Paul and TJ decided it'd be funny to hit them with a water balloon. Being angered by the event, Dolly picks up a huge, pointy rock next to them, throwing it into the window, Paul and TJ swirving to the sidewalk and stopping. Meanwhile, Hannah walks up the street and, seeing the hippo on the ground, the wet Dolly and Sam, and the car accidented Paul and TJ, calls 911 to get some help. 911 however, laughs at us and tells us to deal with it ourselves, so Paul and TJ, realizing that there is an overabundance of females, begin to divy them up between these two overly attractive males, and Paul chooses the hippo first. It's obvious the reason why Paul chose the hippo, because the hippo is the only one that can handle Paul's enormous. . .personality, which is too big for any of the other women to handle. Samantha thought it was all right and tugged Dolly along with them, wondering what they were going to do next which was to douse all the women in baby oil and make a giant super-slide of boobies. TJ went first but he didn't realize that the slide led into a pit of vagina teeth, but luckily he was able to grab onto some ample bosoms and save himself from that cruel fate. Besides, he loves grabbin the boobies. Meanwhile, Paul was jealous of TJ's way of survival so he decided to go to Hannah and cry on her shoulder. So as he's sobbing his eyes out, Samantha decides to walk over to Paul and give him some pure wholesome pleasure. So she takes her hand and she gives Paul a firm hearty slap on the face. All laugh. Meanwhile a giant Red English Telephone box starts walking towards them all, to gobble them all up. Paul sees the English Telephone Box, and pulls out a giant sword. As he rushes to attack it, the Box turns into a regular telephone box again and freezes. Hannah runs over and says to Paul, "Are you all right? You were talking to yourself after you cried, and after Samantha slapped your face, you started to argue with the tree and pull out that plastic knife to attack it with!" Paul hugs himself and bows his head while TJ goes to him to give him some good wholesome pleasure. Then he realizes how gay that idea is, so he bites the heads off of a dozen babies to straighten himself out. While TJ is doing that Samantha thinks that she should tell them all her deepest, darkest secret which was that she wasn't really bisexual, she just does it for the attention. But that is ok with Paul and TJ, as long as she will rub her self down with baby oil, and aid to the superslide. While this is happening Paul happens to be naked so he looks down then looks up and says "WHY CAN'T I GET IT UP!!?!?!?!?!" So Paul and TJ proceed to go on the Boobie Slip n Slide and
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Re: New Game (probably Done Before)

Post by Saren » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:00 am

((No more Bisexual?! Aw man, where's the fun in that? With all the hot chicks and stuff...))



So Ammizzle was riding her bike the other day, when she met a strange man. The strange man said Ammizzle do a dance for me, so Ammizzle got off her bike and started doing the chicken dance. That's when the man started laughing and revealed himself to be Paul, and told her he actually came to see her do that one thing for him because he'd really come to warn her about the fact that he'd been hired to destroy the world, but being turned against by his comrads- they were out to get him first, and he needed a place to hide. Meanwhile there is a hippopotomus in a pink taffeta tutu that is prancing down the street lisping like a gay man. The hippopotomus turned out to be gay after all and took interest in TJ, who just so happened to be driving past in his car to save Paul, and stepped in front of it to forbid him from going any further. But that did not stop TJ, who floored the gas pedal smashin into the hippopotomus, sending it 50 feet in the air. Then TJ felt bad about running over a fellow homo, until he saw that Paul was laughing, and then TJ joined in Paul's laughing at his drive-by hate crime. Just as they drove by, they spotted Dolly and Samantha standing by a tree making out, not noticing the unfortunate incident of the murdered hippo. They were really going at it, too, and with that Paul and TJ decided it'd be funny to hit them with a water balloon. Being angered by the event, Dolly picks up a huge, pointy rock next to them, throwing it into the window, Paul and TJ swirving to the sidewalk and stopping. Meanwhile, Hannah walks up the street and, seeing the hippo on the ground, the wet Dolly and Sam, and the car accidented Paul and TJ, calls 911 to get some help. 911 however, laughs at us and tells us to deal with it ourselves, so Paul and TJ, realizing that there is an overabundance of females, begin to divy them up between these two overly attractive males, and Paul chooses the hippo first. It's obvious the reason why Paul chose the hippo, because the hippo is the only one that can handle Paul's enormous. . .personality, which is too big for any of the other women to handle. Samantha thought it was all right and tugged Dolly along with them, wondering what they were going to do next which was to douse all the women in baby oil and make a giant super-slide of boobies. TJ went first but he didn't realize that the slide led into a pit of vagina teeth, but luckily he was able to grab onto some ample bosoms and save himself from that cruel fate. Besides, he loves grabbin the boobies. Meanwhile, Paul was jealous of TJ's way of survival so he decided to go to Hannah and cry on her shoulder. So as he's sobbing his eyes out, Samantha decides to walk over to Paul and give him some pure wholesome pleasure. So she takes her hand and she gives Paul a firm hearty slap on the face. All laugh. Meanwhile a giant Red English Telephone box starts walking towards them all, to gobble them all up. Paul sees the English Telephone Box, and pulls out a giant sword. As he rushes to attack it, the Box turns into a regular telephone box again and freezes. Hannah runs over and says to Paul, "Are you all right? You were talking to yourself after you cried, and after Samantha slapped your face, you started to argue with the tree and pull out that plastic knife to attack it with!" Paul hugs himself and bows his head while TJ goes to him to give him some good wholesome pleasure. Then he realizes how gay that idea is, so he bites the heads off of a dozen babies to straighten himself out. While TJ is doing that Samantha thinks that she should tell them all her deepest, darkest secret which was that she wasn't really bisexual, she just does it for the attention. But that is ok with Paul and TJ, as long as she will rub her self down with baby oil, and aid to the superslide. While this is happening Paul happens to be naked so he looks down then looks up and says "WHY CAN'T I GET IT UP!!?!?!?!?!" So Paul and TJ proceed to go on the Boobie Slip n Slide and, not noticing, both go at the same time, not being able to bare the scrapes they're also getting from the ground it causes the girls to
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Re: New Game (probably Done Before)

Post by Lena » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:27 am

So Ammizzle was riding her bike the other day, when she met a strange man. The strange man said Ammizzle do a dance for me, so Ammizzle got off her bike and started doing the chicken dance. That's when the man started laughing and revealed himself to be Paul, and told her he actually came to see her do that one thing for him because he'd really come to warn her about the fact that he'd been hired to destroy the world, but being turned against by his comrads- they were out to get him first, and he needed a place to hide. Meanwhile there is a hippopotomus in a pink taffeta tutu that is prancing down the street lisping like a gay man. The hippopotomus turned out to be gay after all and took interest in TJ, who just so happened to be driving past in his car to save Paul, and stepped in front of it to forbid him from going any further. But that did not stop TJ, who floored the gas pedal smashin into the hippopotomus, sending it 50 feet in the air. Then TJ felt bad about running over a fellow homo, until he saw that Paul was laughing, and then TJ joined in Paul's laughing at his drive-by hate crime. Just as they drove by, they spotted Dolly and Samantha standing by a tree making out, not noticing the unfortunate incident of the murdered hippo. They were really going at it, too, and with that Paul and TJ decided it'd be funny to hit them with a water balloon. Being angered by the event, Dolly picks up a huge, pointy rock next to them, throwing it into the window, Paul and TJ swirving to the sidewalk and stopping. Meanwhile, Hannah walks up the street and, seeing the hippo on the ground, the wet Dolly and Sam, and the car accidented Paul and TJ, calls 911 to get some help. 911 however, laughs at us and tells us to deal with it ourselves, so Paul and TJ, realizing that there is an overabundance of females, begin to divy them up between these two overly attractive males, and Paul chooses the hippo first. It's obvious the reason why Paul chose the hippo, because the hippo is the only one that can handle Paul's enormous. . .personality, which is too big for any of the other women to handle. Samantha thought it was all right and tugged Dolly along with them, wondering what they were going to do next which was to douse all the women in baby oil and make a giant super-slide of boobies. TJ went first but he didn't realize that the slide led into a pit of vagina teeth, but luckily he was able to grab onto some ample bosoms and save himself from that cruel fate. Besides, he loves grabbin the boobies. Meanwhile, Paul was jealous of TJ's way of survival so he decided to go to Hannah and cry on her shoulder. So as he's sobbing his eyes out, Samantha decides to walk over to Paul and give him some pure wholesome pleasure. So she takes her hand and she gives Paul a firm hearty slap on the face. All laugh. Meanwhile a giant Red English Telephone box starts walking towards them all, to gobble them all up. Paul sees the English Telephone Box, and pulls out a giant sword. As he rushes to attack it, the Box turns into a regular telephone box again and freezes. Hannah runs over and says to Paul, "Are you all right? You were talking to yourself after you cried, and after Samantha slapped your face, you started to argue with the tree and pull out that plastic knife to attack it with!" Paul hugs himself and bows his head while TJ goes to him to give him some good wholesome pleasure. Then he realizes how gay that idea is, so he bites the heads off of a dozen babies to straighten himself out. While TJ is doing that Samantha thinks that she should tell them all her deepest, darkest secret which was that she wasn't really bisexual, she just does it for the attention. But that is ok with Paul and TJ, as long as she will rub her self down with baby oil, and aid to the superslide. While this is happening Paul happens to be naked so he looks down then looks up and says "WHY CAN'T I GET IT UP!!?!?!?!?!" So Paul and TJ proceed to go on the Boobie Slip n Slide and, not noticing, both go at the same time, not being able to bare the scrapes they're also getting from the ground it causes the girls to scream. Lena comes in with a tray of tea and tells everyone to calm down, but then
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