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Teh Pickup Test

Post by pmfman » Tue Apr 22, 2003 7:32 pm

http://test3.thespark.com/pickuptest/



24%

pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go? yeah? wash my friend's hair.



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Re: Teh Pickup Test

Post by nj100688 » Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:06 pm

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are

34%

hmmmm......makes sense i guess :blink:
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Re: Teh Pickup Test

Post by MaxPowerMrs » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:11 am

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Post by Jaegermeister » Wed Apr 23, 2003 4:37 pm

I am 49% pick upable :)



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Post by shay14 » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:17 pm

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are

47%



:blink: is that good?
Late night comes are you home?

No you're not.

You're out with urge to satisfy yourself it's your vicious plot.

Looking back I realize that it's my fault.

I'm not around so your love comes to a halt.

You have no remorse in you.

It's the only thing you know.

You destroy me every time you little cunt.

I never wanted this.

Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.

Every time I trust you I lose in the end.

I feel disgust in myself.

I love how you can call me and pretend you're innocent,

While I'm out here trying to better myself.

You're a pig when it comes to my emotions.

You drown me in your wake because you have no devotion.

You have no remorse in you.

It's the only thing you know.

You destroy me every time you little cunt.

I never wanted this.

Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.

Every time I trust you I lose in the end.

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Post by DreamPixie » Wed Apr 23, 2003 11:31 pm

42% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her?she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

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Post by Jess » Sun Apr 27, 2003 2:03 pm

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are

48% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her?she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.
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Post by TheLastKiss » Sun Apr 27, 2003 7:25 pm

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are

44%



pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her?she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.



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Re: Teh Pickup Test

Post by Crazy Bird » Mon Apr 28, 2003 1:40 pm

OMG: :blink:



Hey there goodlookin', you are

69%



pickup-able! A cheesy line and a functioning aorta is all you need for someone to take you home. Let's just say that you're very friendly when it comes to people who want to be very friendly with you, sometimes even if they're missing teeth or eyeballs. Who needs self-esteem when you can get flattery from toadying strangers? You're likely to marry at least three different people, maybe even at the same time. How about I call you at 8?




OMFG It makes me sound like a right slag LMFAO!!! :lol:



GO ME!! LMFAO! :lol:
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Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom

Well who am I to keep you down

It's only right that you should play the way you feel it

But listen carefully to the sound

Of your loneliness



Like a heartbeat drives you mad

In the stillness of remembering what you had

And what you lost



Well It's only me that wants to wrap around your dreams



I love you...

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Re: Teh Pickup Test

Post by Saren » Mon Apr 28, 2003 3:15 pm

Aww! Kel! It's tellin the truth!



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Re: Teh Pickup Test

Post by Minx » Mon Apr 28, 2003 3:27 pm

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are

36%





pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her?she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.



HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA thats me....but i do give people the time of day....i just cant give them the time cuz i never wear a watch...but im not mean :(
Dose it honestly really matter? think about it

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Post by daffodildreams » Mon Apr 28, 2003 3:58 pm

Wow..



21 % pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go? yeah? wash my friend's hair.



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Re: Teh Pickup Test

Post by itsme » Tue Apr 29, 2003 7:11 pm

26 %
PICTURES.

"Picture the scene, where whatever you thought, would in the blink of an eye manifest and become illustrated. You'd be sure man that every line drawn reflected a life that you loved not an existence that you hated."- incubus

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