Teh Pickup Test
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- pmfman
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Teh Pickup Test
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24%
pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go? yeah? wash my friend's hair.
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24%
pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go? yeah? wash my friend's hair.
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"we have troubles all around us, but we are not defeated" - Corinthians
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"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein
"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain
"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain
"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
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Re: Teh Pickup Test
You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
34%
hmmmm......makes sense i guess
34%
hmmmm......makes sense i guess
its better to have people think you're stupid then open your mouth and prove it
If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
people often over look that a one in a million chances is still a chance
If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
people often over look that a one in a million chances is still a chance
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?-(?`v??)-? ???k? ?-(?`v??)-?
Jeff Buckley ~ 17/11/1966 - 29/5/1997. RIP Dream Brother
Ahh hell diddly ding dong crap!! Can't you morons do anything right? - Ned Flanders
May the wind always be at your back, and the sun upon your face. And may the winds of destiny carry you aloft, to dance with the stars.
Jeff Buckley ~ 17/11/1966 - 29/5/1997. RIP Dream Brother
Ahh hell diddly ding dong crap!! Can't you morons do anything right? - Ned Flanders
May the wind always be at your back, and the sun upon your face. And may the winds of destiny carry you aloft, to dance with the stars.
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I am 49% pick upable
TJ
TJ
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Suaviter et fortiter
Bunches of love Xena.
"Be who you are and be that well" --St Francis de Sales.
Suaviter et fortiter
Bunches of love Xena.
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You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
47%
is that good?
47%
is that good?
Late night comes are you home?
No you're not.
You're out with urge to satisfy yourself it's your vicious plot.
Looking back I realize that it's my fault.
I'm not around so your love comes to a halt.
You have no remorse in you.
It's the only thing you know.
You destroy me every time you little cunt.
I never wanted this.
Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.
Every time I trust you I lose in the end.
I feel disgust in myself.
I love how you can call me and pretend you're innocent,
While I'm out here trying to better myself.
You're a pig when it comes to my emotions.
You drown me in your wake because you have no devotion.
You have no remorse in you.
It's the only thing you know.
You destroy me every time you little cunt.
I never wanted this.
Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.
Every time I trust you I lose in the end.
No you're not.
You're out with urge to satisfy yourself it's your vicious plot.
Looking back I realize that it's my fault.
I'm not around so your love comes to a halt.
You have no remorse in you.
It's the only thing you know.
You destroy me every time you little cunt.
I never wanted this.
Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.
Every time I trust you I lose in the end.
I feel disgust in myself.
I love how you can call me and pretend you're innocent,
While I'm out here trying to better myself.
You're a pig when it comes to my emotions.
You drown me in your wake because you have no devotion.
You have no remorse in you.
It's the only thing you know.
You destroy me every time you little cunt.
I never wanted this.
Gave myself to you to get paid back with lies.
Every time I trust you I lose in the end.
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42% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her?she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.
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My new favorite pickup line, c/o The Spark:
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My new favorite pickup line, c/o The Spark:
If I had to choose between being with you for one night and winning the lottery?I'd take the lottery. But it'd be close. Real close.
~The best thing about being happy is thinking that you will never be unhappy again.
~Life's too short to be anything but happy.
~I<3Mike.
~Life's too short to be anything but happy.
~I<3Mike.
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You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
48% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her?she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.
48% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her?she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.
the banana dance will live on!
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You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
44%
pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her?she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.
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44%
pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her?she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.
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i would wish upon a star
but that star it doesn't shine
but that star it doesn't shine
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OMG:
Hey there goodlookin', you are
69%
pickup-able! A cheesy line and a functioning aorta is all you need for someone to take you home. Let's just say that you're very friendly when it comes to people who want to be very friendly with you, sometimes even if they're missing teeth or eyeballs. Who needs self-esteem when you can get flattery from toadying strangers? You're likely to marry at least three different people, maybe even at the same time. How about I call you at 8?
OMFG It makes me sound like a right slag LMFAO!!!
GO ME!! LMFAO!
Hey there goodlookin', you are
69%
pickup-able! A cheesy line and a functioning aorta is all you need for someone to take you home. Let's just say that you're very friendly when it comes to people who want to be very friendly with you, sometimes even if they're missing teeth or eyeballs. Who needs self-esteem when you can get flattery from toadying strangers? You're likely to marry at least three different people, maybe even at the same time. How about I call you at 8?
OMFG It makes me sound like a right slag LMFAO!!!
GO ME!! LMFAO!
~ Tell me all your problems & I'll try my best to kiss them all away ~
Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom
Well who am I to keep you down
It's only right that you should play the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound
Of your loneliness
Like a heartbeat drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering what you had
And what you lost
Well It's only me that wants to wrap around your dreams
I love you...
Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom
Well who am I to keep you down
It's only right that you should play the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound
Of your loneliness
Like a heartbeat drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering what you had
And what you lost
Well It's only me that wants to wrap around your dreams
I love you...
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Aww! Kel! It's tellin the truth!
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You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
36%
pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her?she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA thats me....but i do give people the time of day....i just cant give them the time cuz i never wear a watch...but im not mean
36%
pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her?she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA thats me....but i do give people the time of day....i just cant give them the time cuz i never wear a watch...but im not mean
Dose it honestly really matter? think about it
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Wow..
21 % pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go? yeah? wash my friend's hair.
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21 % pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go? yeah? wash my friend's hair.
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26 %
PICTURES.
"Picture the scene, where whatever you thought, would in the blink of an eye manifest and become illustrated. You'd be sure man that every line drawn reflected a life that you loved not an existence that you hated."- incubus
"I'm Sick of Painting in Black and White. My Pen is dry, now I'm uptight. So sick of limiting myself to fit your definition. Redefine."- incubus
"Picture the scene, where whatever you thought, would in the blink of an eye manifest and become illustrated. You'd be sure man that every line drawn reflected a life that you loved not an existence that you hated."- incubus
"I'm Sick of Painting in Black and White. My Pen is dry, now I'm uptight. So sick of limiting myself to fit your definition. Redefine."- incubus