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A Joke Of Mine

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why is american beer like making love in a boat?



its too fucking close to water



LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love that one :lol:
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why doesn't anyone take canadians seriously?



because they make stupid jokes like that one!
"waste my days,

drown aways,

it's just the thought of you

in love with someone else

it breaks my heart

to see you hanging from your shelf.."
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Originally posted by OnTheOutside@May 26 2003, 04:44 PM

why doesn't anyone take canadians seriously?



because they make stupid jokes like that one!




lol......ok im under control now.

what % is american string beer?

somthing like 3 or 4%. well that is preatty much fizzy water.
"we have troubles all around us, but we are not defeated" - Corinthians

"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein

"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain

"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain

"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
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% what? Alchohol / volume, alchohol / mass? You can't just go around making vague claims :P



it doesn't matter anyways, i liked the joke, it was funny, i just felt like making one to be ultra cool.
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Re: A Joke Of Mine

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canadian light beer is 4-5%
"we have troubles all around us, but we are not defeated" - Corinthians

"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein

"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain

"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain

"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
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