these are just a few of the blondish things that my classmate Kasy said...i put them in dialog for...this is totally true!!...and fyi-we aren't a very smart class!! haha
Teacher: What day is April 19th? Alicia?
Alicia: Patriots day?
Teacher: No...Kasey?
Kasey: July 4th?
Class: (laughing)
Teacher: No...That would be on July 4th...hmm Craig
Craig: Tax Day!!
haha...we laughed at that for a while...in fact our teacher put on out american history test (the class this happened in)
27. What day is July 4th on...
heres the other one that i can remember happened in class
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what big city is in Louisianna?
Kasey: Alabama??
Class: (laughing)
Teacher: No...its New Orleans!!
hmm...do you have any moments that happened in class or out of class that is funny...share them here plz!!
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lol. they have been moments like that in some of my classes but i can't think of them right now.
its better to have people think you're stupid then open your mouth and prove it
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Guy: Is a penis made of spongy tissue or muscle?
Teacher: Spongy tissue I'm sure, cause if it was made of muscle, the more you used it the bigger it would get
Teacher: Spongy tissue I'm sure, cause if it was made of muscle, the more you used it the bigger it would get
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**Laughs about the penis thing** That's funny...
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my teacher told us that a few years ago he was teaching about sexual reproduction and this kid who was TOTALLY serious said "why do we have 3 testicals?" and the whole class laughed...but he was serious..there is a girl in my classes who is so stupid.....she is the biggest airhead ever.....lets see one time she said she used her feets to wlak...and was completely seriousl;...its kinda sad
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Originally posted by junglemonkey@May 31 2003, 07:21 AM
Guy: Is a penis made of spongy tissue or muscle?
Teacher: Spongy tissue I'm sure, cause if it was made of muscle, the more you used it the bigger it would get
You can see the logic in that can't you?
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Originally posted by Pinkdoodie@Jun 1 2003, 01:25 AM
my teacher told us that a few years ago he was teaching about sexual reproduction and this kid who was TOTALLY serious said "why do we have 3 testicals?" and the whole class laughed...but he was serious..
this is the reason why my class had a box passed around so no person would get laughed at...
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my teach for history mrs. stuckwish trys to eb funny and use language we use but ppl just laugh at ehr..like when another kids picking on someone else she goes " Why you jonin on him fo" or " i dont mean to hate but...." its kinda funny but kids just laugh cuz she like 47 year old woman trying to use young language
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aww..yeah....you know in the hot chick...the mom lady...ling ling..you forgot your bling bling
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um, sorry to be a downer here,but I take offense whenever someone uses "blond" as a ditzy, airhead stereotype, cause i'm blonde and i'm nothing like an airhead, so can you please using "blonde" as a stereotype, it pisses me off.........
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Originally posted by Damnchicksrfine@Jun 2 2003, 12:02 PM
aww..yeah....you know in the hot chick...the mom lady...ling ling..you forgot your bling bling
im just tryin to meat you halfway
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HAHAHa...the lady cracks me up...
lol! i remember that! that was great.
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i'm blonde, and i don't find it offencive at all. in fact i'll call myself blonde all the time
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haha...ya i am very slow at getting jokes 95% of the time so i get blond highlights so that way i have an excuse..haha..ppl used to tell me that i needed to get highlights so i could have a reason to be airheaded...
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everyone in the class (especially the teacher) had a guy convinced that if you were to rub two rocks together for hours then it would start making water, and we all backed it up by saying thats why they call it "mineral" water. heh...
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lol my class is totally crazy (I mean, was crazy when I was still in Russia). We had many times that we just couldn't stop laughing!!! I just can't think of them now. Oh, well, there's that one time with one guy in my class:
there was a formule written on the desk (it was chemistry)
teacher: What does it consist of?
the guy: molecules of CO2
teacher: right. And what do these molecules consist of?
the guy: C and O
teacher: right, and why did these molecules come togeter?
the guy: coz.... errr... God made them that way.
lol ok it wasn't the funniest, but you must see the guy when he said that and the reaction of the teacher!!! Oh I LOVED my class in Russia!!!
there was a formule written on the desk (it was chemistry)
teacher: What does it consist of?
the guy: molecules of CO2
teacher: right. And what do these molecules consist of?
the guy: C and O
teacher: right, and why did these molecules come togeter?
the guy: coz.... errr... God made them that way.
lol ok it wasn't the funniest, but you must see the guy when he said that and the reaction of the teacher!!! Oh I LOVED my class in Russia!!!
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