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What are the weirdest injuries you've ever had? Not just breaking your leg, but weeeird.



i was just wondering, because today in woodwork I must have inhaled too much sawdust...because I have a splinter up my nose. hahahaha, ouch :huh:



It hurties! :'( :ranting: :crying:
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Yeah, i laughed too haahahaha. Breathing through my nose hurts LOL. Shame!



Marble up her nose? lol! .....Once, I swallowed a seashell :) and a 20cent coin lol
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I've had a brusslesprout stuck up my nose before...
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oooh, my post got moved.



Since when was me having a splinter up my nose an interesting fact? LOL :D



How'd you fit a brussel sprout up your nose? :huh: Bit big aren't they? Hmm, then again...I haven't seen your nose lol
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Are you saying I have a big nose?!? LoL...



It took a while... and I squished it up first. LoL. So it was oblong... lol. But then I couldn't get it out... so... off to the emergency room I went! For a brussle-extomy!
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I once half-dislocated my hip? Well at least I thought I did, it really hurt!



But my Dad's friend stuck a peanut in his ear, and couldn't get it out, so he went to hospital to get it removed. One week later, he ran through a glass door (thinking there was no door there) - off he went back to the same hospital. A nurse there said "awww, don't worry love, we had a boy in just last week who stuck a peanut in his ear, so don't feel bad" and he's like "yea.....that was me........".



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hahaha....why'd you do that anyway? Lol, curious?



Then again, anyone could ask the same question about why i swallowed a seashell!
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LoL. YEAH! Why did you swallow a seashell??
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The voices carry on and out the door

And everything you touch turns into gold

Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,

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That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
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Originally posted by LivingEnd@Jun 12 2003, 08:09 PM

LoL. YEAH! Why did you swallow a seashell??


Why not? :P
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Because it's a seashell. lol.
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In shadows hiding from the world,

Only coming out when it gets cold.

The seas part when they hit the floor,

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And everything you touch turns into gold

Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,

Your eyes they penetrate me,

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That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
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hmmm Those are weird....I've can say I've never have any weird injuries...Knock on wood.
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when i was 5, i stuck a hot wheel car wheel up my nose....
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i jumped off of a trampoline like 15 feet into the air then landed on the ground chest down. that was great....
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A hot wheel car?!? How the hell did you fit that in your nose? I don't think I've had any weird injuries...when my mom was little, though, she went to the emergency room because she sat on a pencil. (it was starnding straight point up) lol...that would hurt.
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I broke my tooth, not that un common, but i looked like a hobo with half a front tooth, i got it caped though... lol
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I'm the biggest klutz in the universe, so while i've yet to do any thing serious to my self [...maybe i shouldnt say that tomorrow's friday the 13th o.o] i've some some weeeird things.



I've run into imaginary walls

Cut my fingers open on shampoo bottles

Impaled my self on a chair

Impaled my self on a door nob

Impaled my self on a soda bottle cap

Got a black eye from a rocking chair

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umm...i missed a fly ball....i tried to catch it and i completely missed it and it hit me in the head, my brother tried to throw a ball really hard at my other brother and it missed him and hit me in the eye..so i got a black eye, fell out of a window and sprained something...something by my shoulder....dunno what its called..hehe, sat on a bee....lol......do any of these count as injuries....i don't think so...umm....i got a peice of tinfoil from gum stuck up my nose, i got a pee stuck up my nose...lol...the tinfoil was this year btw...lol..hmmm


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i got a papercut on my eyeball a few years ago.

(guess who was the coolkid with an eyepatch for a few weeks?!!!!)



and a bee has stung my tongue, forehead and the sole of my foot before.



and yea, i was playing "what would i look like with pierced ears" so i put a bead in my ear, and it got stuck, so i had to get taken to casualty, and it was vaccumed out (soooooo painful)

and a week later, i did the EXACT same thing again (cos i never did find out what they would look like if they were pierced!!!!!)

the people in casulty were like "wtf, u idiot!"
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talkin away. mouth open. tried to kill bee. bee got mad. i screamed. bee stung tongue. not good. taken to casualty. people laughed. couldnt talk. lots of pain.



but SITTING on a bee, now THATS funny!!!!!!!!!
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lets think about this one for a minute.



a bee stung my mouth to tell me to stop talking.



but a bee stung your ass to tell you to stop talking.



hahahahahaha, EVEN THE BEE KNOWS THAT YOU TALK OUT YOUR ASS!!!!!!
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