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Post by HockeyPlayinPsychoChick » Sun Aug 03, 2003 9:37 pm

i got a bead up my nose once and i sprained my thumb after smacking it on a door frame...that's why you shouldn't run in the house!!



i've also had my hair ripped out while surfing...i fell and got my hair caught in a coral reef...pain...
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Post by insanity_freak » Mon Aug 04, 2003 4:23 pm

haha these r all weird... i dnt av many but ther was this one time on holiday... i'd been in the pub wiv family n as i was walking out, i kinda like tried 2 jump ova the step but totally mis-judged it n fell ova! i twisted my ankle n had 2 hobble the rest of the way back to where we wer staying n i jus couldn't stop laughing! oh the fun times....
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Post by iAmAStreaker » Mon Aug 04, 2003 9:12 pm

:blink: Once a fly got stuck in my eye.





And there was this one time when I was like..7. I had this purple stuffed monkey dressed like a rabbit *for Easter.. ehh.. don't ask* and i was playing with it. And I smelled it. And kissed it. Then I got purple stuffed monkey hair stuck in my throat and nose. I almost choked. And I wouldn't stop sneezing. :huh:
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Post by iAmAStreaker » Mon Aug 04, 2003 9:14 pm

Oh, yeah. And there was this one time.. I think I was 5 or something. I was leaving my great aunt's house. And I don't know if this is weird or not.. but I kinda.. forgot there was an extra step on her porch. So I kinda.. slipped. And I feel smack down on my ass. And I had a dress on. So my ass got scratched. And I couldn't lay down on it or anything. :- /
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Post by Taryn » Tue Aug 05, 2003 3:13 am

My friend ran into a parked car and thought it was moving...so she peed her pants..but thats not really an injury :rolleyes:
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Post by Taryn » Tue Aug 05, 2003 3:16 am

Originally posted by snsareformorons@Aug 2 2003, 10:06 PM

lets see, i once got a huge bruise on my....lower area lol (i.e. butt) and i couldnt sit for a while, that was when I fell off my horse going over a jump when he stopped....my horse is so polite he lets me jump the jumps first....neways I also drank a moco latee thing with some advil and i lost my ability to walk for a few months....that was fun!




moca latte? losing the ability to walk? im lost :S
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Post by Taryn » Tue Aug 05, 2003 3:21 am

oh, a hamster bit through my fingernail and all the way through my finger



i ran into a glass door and cracked it



i got 2 mosquito bites on my ass....that was fun (dont ask how :rolleyes: )
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Post by liquidlime » Tue Aug 05, 2003 11:41 pm

a pig bit me before and

i cut my tongue pretty deep jumping down the stairs
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Post by zeehappyhippy » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:20 am

I shut my left big toe in the passenger side car door...I'm not sure how I did it... But it hurt! And I once had one of those little poppers...ya know the little half circle things that you turn inside out and then you wait for it to POP. Well, I stuck it to my forehead and waited for it to pop but it never did. Instead, it left a perfectly circular purple bruise on my forehead. It stayed for about a week.
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Post by fightforjay99 » Thu Aug 07, 2003 9:44 pm

i have two i swallowed rosary beads and my ma freaked sick part they had to come out manually and the second my brother tricked me to sticking cough drops up my nose and i bled like a maniac
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Post by ashbash » Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:26 pm

lol! well I sharpened my finger once when i was little. I just stuck it in a pencil sharpener and start twisting my finger. Hmmm....i was a strange littlun. lol.

I also ran into a trailer. :D I was biking in a fourth of july parade and I accidentally ran into a parked trailer, and the lady was sitting outside and wouldn't stop laughing at me!! She didn't even help me. :'( :lol:

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Post by diane2ns » Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:30 pm

I once sprained my neck on a cieling fan, I was standing on my bed and the blades of the cieling fan hit me in the head and sprained the muscles in my neck
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Post by HockeyPlayinPsychoChick » Thu Aug 14, 2003 12:45 am

i just got blisters in my nose!!!!



last week i gotta huge brusie on my leg too from a hockey puck hittin my flat...it was pretty cool
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Post by Bleeding~Hero » Sat Aug 16, 2003 2:23 am

When i was 4, i stuck three little balls of paper up my nose, and i couldnt get them out, it scared me, and i went down stairs to my dad and grandpa, but i dont think i ever told them about it. but then when i was in the 3rd grade, i sneezed on my desk really hard (grose i know, but it was so sudden) and out came the three little balls of paper on to my desk. WTF? i know. I know thats not really an injury, more like a mystery actually, i mean where were they the entire time? But, some of you people werent writing about any injuries, so i gave it a pick up.

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Post by Beachatnight » Sat Aug 16, 2003 3:27 pm

Being the vandals that we were, my brother and I were heading to the local park to tip over the port-a-potty there. To deter people from doing that same thing, there was a huge rock on the roof. So, we tipped it over, and the rock came tumbling down on my brother's head. He was out cold, and I had to drag him home.

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Post by alty411 » Fri Aug 22, 2003 2:24 pm

My friend was flicking this guy off and it broke because the guy grabbed it and flipped it back, so far that his nail was touching his wrist.
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Post by bones » Thu Sep 04, 2003 12:28 am

i dislocated my knee once and i fell like a ragdoll, my kneecap was practically on the other side of my leg

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Post by musedsilence » Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:42 am

When I was 6 or 7, I was with my mom and grandmother at the mall, and we were in the "old lady" section of some store, looking for some stuff for my grandmother, and I saw a sequin on the floor, and I put it in my eye, thinking that I would see everything purple(the sequin was purple). It got stuck, and my mom had to drive me to the ER, and then the doctor had to get it out of the back of my eye(it managed to squeeze itself back there somehow) with tweezers.



I used to play soccer, and I was running laps at practice, and there was a huge crack in the ground, and my foot fell in and got stuck. After trying to pull it out for 10-15 minutes, the coach finally had to dig it out.



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Post by TheGrumpy1 » Sun Sep 07, 2003 6:31 pm

When I was 2 I stuffed 6 peas up my nose. ( I did this more than once ) :D



Last Year I cut my tounge on a lollipop, get this, the lollipop was from the Dr.s office.....



When I was 5 I sliped on a rock and ran into a metal fence and ad to be rushed to the ER.



I was bouncin' a bouncy ball and it came back up and hit me in the eye...



I've cut my forehead with a pen... Don't ask... it was a long time ago.



I've fallen up the stairs and twisted my ancle.



And Once I wasn't paying attenshion where I was going and I hit a mail box and got a conushion.



Oh, can't forget the time in 3rd grade when I sliced my eye with a paper fan.... :bag: :lol:
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