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Post by MaxPowerMrs » Tue Sep 09, 2003 9:46 am

I have a new one, yesterday I got my neck caught in my zipper of my jacket...hahahahaha...oh dear.... :shy:
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Post by heatherleigh13 » Tue Sep 09, 2003 10:48 pm

I haven't really had any weird injuries. Hell, I haven't really had ANY injuries! lol Okay, I have, but nothing serious.
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Post by pmfman » Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:09 pm

i woke up with a 3rd degree burn that i didnt have when i went to bed



a model airplane hit me in the face



rode my bike into a large tree



i have lots of them, it would be hard for me to think of one that isnt wierd
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Post by The Brillo Pad of Agony » Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:27 pm

I ripped off the little toenail on my left foot when I was 11.
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Post by angelbbi55 » Sun Sep 14, 2003 12:17 am

umm, well, this duznt even compare to most of them but once, last summer, i broke my little toe cuz i wuz watchin three's company at 3 in the mornin and i went to get a diet coke and i hit my little toe on a computer cuz i didnt' have the lights on
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Post by MMTSurfer » Sun Sep 14, 2003 12:24 am

goofy punched me in the face by accident when i went to disney world im like hey goofy and i was alittle tall for my age and he swung his arm around and punched me right in the shnoz

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Post by Soul » Sun Sep 14, 2003 12:35 am

That, in all seriousness, was one of the most funniest things I have ever heard in my Life.



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Post by angelbbi55 » Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:48 pm

o wait, i got hurt when a squirrel bit me when i wuz 7 :D i think that's better than what happened to my toe :D
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Post by angelbbi55 » Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:52 pm

0Passionate0Eyes0, once, i don't know how, but my friend susan shot a b.b into her ass :D isn't that hilarious
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Post by OurLadyOfSorrows » Sun Sep 14, 2003 2:02 pm

When i was little i escaped from the back garden and went out walking in the streets. I was walking down a jennel and some guy on a bike knocked me over, then turned round and ran over my leg. It was broke and i was left there crying till someone found me.

My mum didnt believe that my leg was broke when we got home so she put a bowl of sweets in the middle of the living room to see if i'd get up to eat them :unsure:
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Post by pmfman » Sun Sep 14, 2003 5:50 pm

Originally posted by MMTSurfer@Sep 13 2003, 10:24 PM

goofy punched me in the face by accident when i went to disney world im like hey goofy and i was alittle tall for my age and he swung his arm around and punched me right in the shnoz


payback for all the times as a kid that you punched goofy :P
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Post by princesspoetry » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:26 pm

when i was 4 i swallowed a quarter and a monopoly piece. a year later, i fell on a curb and split my head open...then did the same thing 7 months later. when i was 7 i jumped on my dad's running motorcycle and burned my leg. then i ran inside to get my mom, and i was crying, and i put my hand on the hot stove. i was a very accident prone child. i also had a friend who got bit by not one, but two chipmunks.
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Post by Jake » Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:55 pm

I got bit by a rat in a porta potty once.



hehe, no, not anywhere personal :shy: .......it bit my on my fore finger.

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Post by Tyoka » Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:48 am

I BROKE A NAIL OH GOD SAVE ME FROM THIS TORMENT!!!!





It was my big toe nail and it almost completely got ripped off. :pinch: Makes me cringe thinking about it.





but that's not weird, one of my weird ones had to be when i masturbated with handsoap. GOOD LORD!! Don't ever do that guys, and maybe girls too. ewwww....and yes that sounds as an injury



I also got bit by a turtle on lip when i was 6 or 7. It was in the morning and I was tired, and my cousin told me to hold the turtle, so when I did I closed my eyes and kinda fell asleep, and it crawled up my chest and stapped down. Sooooo much blood.
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Post by StressedOut » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:33 pm

thanks inu

i promise to never mastrubate with hand soap

is dish soap still ok? :P
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Post by Tyoka » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:37 am

Originally posted by StressedOut@Sep 16 2003, 09:33 PM

thanks inu

i promise to never mastrubate with hand soap

is dish soap still ok? :P




lol oh god that would suck
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Post by lash » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:56 pm

this happens often to me my knee sort of locks and everytime i try to walk i just collapse. it's actually pretty funny cuz one second i'm standing, the next, i'm face down on the floor. also i've swallowed a lego (plz don't ask) i've run into glass doors.



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Post by SexyLittleDoll » Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:31 pm

One time.. my brother had a birthday party at the bowling alley and me and my cousin decided that it would be fun if we took our shoes of and went dancing on the alley and i ran up to the lane and slipped like all the way down.. haha I was such a dork back then.. Then another time my brother was trying to do a head stand on his skateboard and he fell and messed up the hole area above his eye brow. We had to take him to the emergency room cause he i guess broke the bone..
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Post by blah~blah » Sun Sep 28, 2003 8:49 pm

I've dislocated my elbow 5 times...not really weird..i just thought i'd share... ;)
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