Ok well Since I have so much respect for my friends I will call her Shelley.
Well I told my Friend Shelley that I went and got my Clit Pierced. And She said Cool did it hurt I was like nah. So We then Decided to go and get hers done.
About 1 week Later Shelley and I went to the mall to shop for some clothes. SO we went. All of a sudden Shelley was on the ground Shaking. Myself and others thought she was having a ceaser so we I grabbed my cell phone and called 911. We the ablumlence got there she Started crying but stop shaking she took me aside and said "I wasn't Having a Ceaser I was having mulitple orgasims" SO then I had to explain to the Parimedics that she moved the wrong way and her clit ring gave her mulitple orgasims.
It was so funny we still laugh about it today!
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When I saw you... I was afraid to talk to you.
When I talked to you... I was afraid to hold you
When I held you... I was afraid to love you
Now that I love you... I'm afraid to lose you
Sometimes Love hurts... But if it doesn't hurt
Then it isn't love... Hold on to the person you love...
Before they slip away... Or else you can never get them back... And I died when you left me...
But I lived for the 2 years you loved me... Untill there was you,
I cried myself to sleep.
While I had you, I fell asleep with a gentle smile on my face.
Before I lost you, I worried myself to sleep..
Now that I know you are gone, I sit up at night, Waiting for you to come back.
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I was 15 In that picture
I'm So UGLY
You Aint Got No aliby
You UGLY
When I talked to you... I was afraid to hold you
When I held you... I was afraid to love you
Now that I love you... I'm afraid to lose you
Sometimes Love hurts... But if it doesn't hurt
Then it isn't love... Hold on to the person you love...
Before they slip away... Or else you can never get them back... And I died when you left me...
But I lived for the 2 years you loved me... Untill there was you,
I cried myself to sleep.
While I had you, I fell asleep with a gentle smile on my face.
Before I lost you, I worried myself to sleep..
Now that I know you are gone, I sit up at night, Waiting for you to come back.
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I was 15 In that picture
I'm So UGLY
You Aint Got No aliby
You UGLY
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omg!!!!!!!!!!! lol.................. 
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wow..thats really funny.....and it kinda freaks me out a bit......lol..im pretty sure that had to embarass her a bit
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lol...that is funny! poor her though...I agree that it would probably be terribly embarrassing! 
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muahahaha was that a cruel joke or did you actually get yours done?
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lol that's kind of disgusting
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or i would throw up out of disgust
...it's jsut a little dirty
...it's jsut a little dirty
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lol i didn't know that was possible. oh well LOL!! i wish i was there.
its better to have people think you're stupid then open your mouth and prove it
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*Note to self* Get a girlfriend with a peirced clit, life will be sooo much more entertaining!! 
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Am i the only one who thinks it's fucking dirty?
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Originally posted by aberc0mbie21@Jun 13 2003, 02:39 AM
Am i the only one who thinks it's fucking dirty?
No, you're not.
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not to be even more of a bitch then i'm being now but who the hell whould ifind metal in your crotch attractive?
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**shurgs** to each is own.......
its is kinda..... *shiver* just the thought..... OWIES?
i still think the story was uber funny though
its is kinda..... *shiver* just the thought..... OWIES?
i still think the story was uber funny though
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owww christina and brillo--be niccee! haha christina im sure you wouldnt totally diss me if i went and got mine done...lol or at least i hope
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Originally posted by The Brillo Pad of Agony+Jun 13 2003, 01:41 AM--<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'<tr<tdQUOTE (The Brillo Pad of Agony @ Jun 13 2003, 01:41 AM)</td</tr<tr<td id='QUOTE'<!--QuoteBegin-aberc0mbie21@Jun 13 2003, 02:39 AM
Am i the only one who thinks it's fucking dirty?
No, you're not.[/b][/quote]
Trust me... you're not the only one who feels that way...
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In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
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Originally posted by SessyJess@Jun 13 2003, 02:34 AM
owww christina and brillo--be niccee! haha christina im sure you wouldnt totally diss me if i went and got mine done...lol or at least i hope
Well that is true Jess, but only bc you are the coolest person ever! So I would justbe like errrr okayy whatever floats your boat
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Originally posted by LivingEnd+Jun 13 2003, 04:53 AM--<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'<tr<tdQUOTE (LivingEnd @ Jun 13 2003, 04:53 AM)</td</tr<tr<td id='QUOTE'Originally posted by The Brillo Pad of Agony@Jun 13 2003, 01:41 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-aberc0mbie21@Jun 13 2003, 02:39 AM
Am i the only one who thinks it's fucking dirty?
No, you're not.
Trust me... you're not the only one who feels that way...[/b][/quote]
hahah as long as im not the only one
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weird but funny
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