I've just found this website whilst surfing around. I thought you all you Bible critics might like to see it:
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/index.html
Warning: A sense of humour is required and I don't mean it to cause offense... I just thought it to be quite apt when it comes to the Old Testament
The Old Testament
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Nympheas
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The Old Testament
<span style=\'font-family:TAHOMA\'"It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.
"So it is."
"And freezing."
"Is it?"
"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."
"So it is."
"And freezing."
"Is it?"
"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."
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Re: The Old Testament
I never read the bible so i don't really care to read this but i love how they use legos...haha...its like the str8 mans barbie! 
haha
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HAHAHA!!!
I love you babe.
The bible cracks me up!
Cheers,
Jenna
I love you babe.
The bible cracks me up!
Cheers,
Jenna
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The tragedy is the ignorance behind the clean casket
On the outside, they look so good
They're walking to Wallstreet in a straightjacket...
The tragedy is the ignorance behind the clean casket
On the outside, they look so good
They're walking to Wallstreet in a straightjacket...
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Re: The Old Testament
haha...after re-reading then and not thinking too into them they are pretty funny..haha...
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Re: The Old Testament
I've seen those! I don't remember who showed them to me, but I remember thinking "woah!" And then laughing. Hmm... the things people do with legos.
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that's funny in a twisted way 
Now you'll find with everything you lose
Your path clears with everything you choose
Is there someway I can show you
The best is yet to come
Your path clears with everything you choose
Is there someway I can show you
The best is yet to come
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Re: The Old Testament
okay, it's funny as long as you didn't mean offense.
but i must admit it made me laugh.
tehe, the leggos.
but yeah, we don't follow the old testament anymore and it did have some CRAZY stuff.
ah leggos.
these people need lives.
but i must admit it made me laugh.
tehe, the leggos.
but yeah, we don't follow the old testament anymore and it did have some CRAZY stuff.
ah leggos.
these people need lives.
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." Confucius
Romans 5:8 "God demonstrates His own love toward us in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." Mother Theresa
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." Sir Winston Churchill
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Romans 5:8 "God demonstrates His own love toward us in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." Mother Theresa
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." Sir Winston Churchill
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.