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Most embarrassing moments

Post by InnocenceLost57 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:16 pm

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So we all know that sex isn't always the most romantic of affairs. There can be plenty of mishaps, from falling off the bed to elbows in the face to getting caught. So what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex, or to anyone you know?



I'll start. My girlfriend and I were on a train going to New Orleans, and we had a sleeper car. However, those cars are literally the size of a closet - maybe 6 feet long by 3 feet wide. So the beds are TINY. Soooooo obviously, what better than to have sex?



Unfortunately, positioning was a little awkward, and then the train went around a bend....needless to say, I first lost my balance and came down on her and knocked the breath out of her, and then we both kind of were thrown off the bed. They really should have seatbelts for those. :rolleyes:
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Re: Most embarrassing moments

Post by Spitfire » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:25 am

Unfortunately I can't think of anything more interesting than being butt naked with a blanket over my shoulders when my girlfriends step-dad walked in. Of course I just played it cool, collapsed over her with the blanket and made it look like I just jumped on the bed with a blanket over us. It was obvious, but he cant prove it!
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Re: Most embarrassing moments

Post by Storme » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:05 am

This is more of an embarrassing/funny moment. Okay, to start with a bit of background info! This was when I was at uni, so my bed in halls, where my room is on the bottom floor and my bed is right next to the window. Anywho. Me and my ex were having sex in my room, and someone through a snow ball at the window. I've never seen anyone jump as much as he did!

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Post by InnocenceLost57 » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:17 am

Hahaha. Love it.
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Re: Most embarrassing moments

Post by goodmorning » Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:54 pm

i was giving head to my boyfriend and one of his piercings came off in my mouth....



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Re: Most embarrassing moments

Post by nirvana » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:18 am

I've too many to count.

There's the times I've accidentally like...thrown myself off the bed half way through, getting absolutely covered in mud after an exhibitionist outing. I tend to injure myself, hitting my head off tables and what not.

And the time when the bf and I weren't doing anything, but his dad thought we were, ooo I laughed so much, he passed us spring rolls through the crack in the door xD
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Post by StarsHope » Thu May 07, 2009 10:17 pm

the first time i ever had sex... we had just finished and we were cuddling... and all the sudden we hear my parents come in the house. and my dad goes: Party's over put your clothes back on!!!! - joking of course - and i had to make a mad dash to the bathroom completely naked because i couldnt find my clothes. my then boyfriend managed to put on his clothes in under 5 seconds and throw me... a sweat shirt. no pants.. no shirt.. no underwear.. just a sweat shirt. so i turned on the shower and pretended i was busy in there until he could bring me some pants haha. yeah..... embarassing.
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Re: Most embarrassing moments

Post by Ranana_saky » Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:08 am

Well. My most embarrassing moment as a kid was when I accidentally stuck a bead up my nose, and had to go to the emergency room to get it out.

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Re: Most embarrassing moments

Post by HealingAngel » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:20 pm

Boyfriend and I were messing around and things got really heated and.... *shivers*



Long story short his fingers were covered in blood and not cum and he thought he broke my hymen and was freakinggg out... >/////>"



Turns out my (super heavy) period came almost an entire week early (f*** you mother nature).



He was actually really cool about it though... but I was sooooo mortified!

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Re: Most embarrassing moments

Post by kirsi » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:00 am

A couple months ago I was at my boyfriends house and we were in his room sitting on his bed under a blanket watching a movie. Well I'm not sure how it happened but he ended up playing with me a little under the blanket and my pants were undone and pulled down a little and then his older brother walks in (the door was open because it's the rule) and he stood there talking for a good 20 minutes and I couldn't get my pants back on while he was there so I was trapped under the blanket. At one point he sat down on the bed and I was soo nervous and freaked out the entire time! It was soooo embarrassing and it only makes it worse that he completely surprised us when he walked it and our reaction most likely made it obvious that we were up to something.

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