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All right, a horse and a chicken are walking around the farm one day and the horse falls into a big mud puddle. He can't get out, so the chicken says, "Oh no! What should I do?" The horse says, "Go get the farmer's BMW and I'll grab on and you can pull me out!" So the chicken does and the horse finally gets out. He says, "Thanks chicken, I owe you one!" They walk off.
A few weeks later they're out walking again, and the chicken falls into the very same mud puddle. "Oh no!" he screams. "Go get the BMW!" The horse says, "Wait, I have a better idea. Just grab onto my dick and I'll pull you out!" So the chicken does and he pulls him out!
Moral of this story?
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a nice car to pick up chicks.
A few weeks later they're out walking again, and the chicken falls into the very same mud puddle. "Oh no!" he screams. "Go get the BMW!" The horse says, "Wait, I have a better idea. Just grab onto my dick and I'll pull you out!" So the chicken does and he pulls him out!
Moral of this story?
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a nice car to pick up chicks.
"There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under heaven: a time to be born and a time to die, time to plant and a time to uproot, a time to kill and a time to heal, a time to tear down and a time to build, a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance, a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them, a time to embrace and a time to refrain, a time to search and a time to give up, a time to keep and a time to throw away, a time to tear and a time to mend, a time to be silent and a time to speak, a time to love and a time to hate, a time for war and a time for peace."
--Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
--Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
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AHAHAHAHA
Me: So do you like, HIM?
Rosca: No way, they suck. . .
Me: How can you say that, they're love METAL
Rosca: They ain't Metal!
Me: Well they probably get more women than we will ever in our lives combined
Rosca: Yea cause they're gay. . .
Rosca: No way, they suck. . .
Me: How can you say that, they're love METAL
Rosca: They ain't Metal!
Me: Well they probably get more women than we will ever in our lives combined
Rosca: Yea cause they're gay. . .
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OMG THAT IS SOOO FUNNY, i never understand dirty jokes...but i got this one!
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Teal, the magical lute playing elf
Teal, the magical lute playing elf
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Oh my gawd! That was funny!
ROFL
ROFL
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
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haha thats crazy lol
You didnt know, but i did. I love you but you dont know. Your in my dreams, your in my thoughts, your in the air. I wish to be with you, but you dont know. I wish to know more, but you dont know. I see you around, but you dont know. Do you see me. I can look at you, and you make me smile, but you didnt know. You made me happy, you made me sad, but you didnt know. There was never a chance between me and you, but you must know.
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Actually, the only reason I laughed at all was because I always laugh at dirty jokes, but this one wasn't funny to me. I found it funny that the rest of you did though, so sorry for laughing at you, lol!!!!!
"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
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"Little things affect little minds."
Disraeli, The Two Nations [1845]
"Those who are willing to trade their liberty for security deserve neither."
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James Thurber
"Little things affect little minds."
Disraeli, The Two Nations [1845]
"Those who are willing to trade their liberty for security deserve neither."
--Benjamin Franklin
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hahahaha
I'm gonna send it to a friend she LOVES horses...hehehe
I'm gonna send it to a friend she LOVES horses...hehehe
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Wandering Aimlessly With Nowhere To Go...
or -TEAR-
I want to die....i really do....but I must live on....I'll stop cutting my wrists....I'll start eating and not throwing up...people are pushing for me....I can't let them down...I have to stand stong...will you stand with me?
Wandering Aimlessly With Nowhere To Go...
or -TEAR-
I want to die....i really do....but I must live on....I'll stop cutting my wrists....I'll start eating and not throwing up...people are pushing for me....I can't let them down...I have to stand stong...will you stand with me?