Some of these laws aren't active any more, but they're still hilarious...
Acworth, Georgia
All citizens must own a rake
This law is still active
Ada, Oklahoma
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
This law still exists.
Alabama
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
This law still exists.
Alabama
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
This law still exists.
Alabama
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
This law still exists.
Alaska
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited
This law still exists.
Alaska
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
This law still exists.
Allentown, Pennsylvania
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public
Arizona
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. .
This law still exists
Bahrain
When a Doctor in this country examines a woman's genitals he is not allowed to view them directly but instead thru the reflection of a mirror.
This law still exists. Ummm... Riiiiggghhht...
Baldwin Park, California
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
This law still exists. ((Party animals...))
((LAWS FROM BALTIMORE!! Just for you, Pablo!))Baltimore, Maryland
It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
This law still exists
Baltimore, Maryland
It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
This law still exists.
Big Pine Key, Florida
It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.
This law still exists.
Kalamazoo, Michigan
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
This law still exists.
Laws from MY home STATE... Ohhh boy...
Kansas
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
This law still exists
Kansas
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
This law still exists
Kansas
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
This law still exists
Kansas City, Missouri
Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
This law still exists
Okay, I've got LOTS MORE... I got these from kissmyass.com There's lots more there... And lots of other GREAT jokes!
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ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
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this is a real law, in parts of france it is illigal to die
"we have troubles all around us, but we are not defeated" - Corinthians
"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein
"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain
"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain
"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein
"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain
"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain
"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
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in some places it is illigal to water your grass while it is raining
this one also exists
this one also exists
"we have troubles all around us, but we are not defeated" - Corinthians
"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein
"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain
"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain
"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
"only two things are infinate, the universe and stupidity" - Albert Einstein
"People standing on escalators are a testimony to human lazyness" - Christ Novolestic
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain
"Just because your paraniod it dosnt mean there not after you" - Kurt Cobain
"Peddle the ass that god gave you, buy nitrous" - Dave Ghrol
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wow...those are some messed up laws 
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses
Sometimes I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full
house and four people died.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
Sometimes I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full
house and four people died.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
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isn't there an urban myth that if u lick a toad u'll get high?Its is illigal to lick a toad
its better to have people think you're stupid then open your mouth and prove it
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Originally posted by PunkRockDreamGrl@Mar 23 2003, 05:48 PM
havesex with a gastank...im not sure
That just cracked me up. I dunno why. I just thought it was hilarious.
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
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Originally posted by nj100688@Mar 20 2003, 09:47 PM
Its is illigal to lick a toad
isn't there an urban myth that if u lick a toad u'll get high?
Yep... and it's true too. But it's only with one specific speicies of toads and it's not the common kind you might see hopping around in your front yard. Also, you might get high... but you will most likely die too.
I forgot to pay the electricity bill on my mind... therefore, my thoughts are dark.
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A lot of these laws are really stupid. I don't know where they come up with them.
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OMG SSP i couldnt stop laughing...thanks so much...those are great..you made my day so much better 
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wow i never knew so many ludacris laws existed.. im so blonde though, i didnt even know it was a criminal offense to pull a fire alarm. ha
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When I first talked to you, I was afraid to know you.
When I first knew you, I was afraid to hold you.
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Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.
When I first talked to you, I was afraid to know you.
When I first knew you, I was afraid to hold you.
When I first held you, I was afraid to love you.
Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.