Baptist Science Fair
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http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html
My personal favorite are the kids who won first place in the high school category...
What the FUCK is this world coming to?
Cheers,
Jenna
P.S. If ANYBODY supports any of this, I want to have a conversation with you, lol.
My personal favorite are the kids who won first place in the high school category...
What the FUCK is this world coming to?
Cheers,
Jenna
P.S. If ANYBODY supports any of this, I want to have a conversation with you, lol.
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On the outside, they look so good
They're walking to Wallstreet in a straightjacket...
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Ok, this kid needs his head knocked in:
I could go on a mile rant on this one. In 5 different directions. And women wonder why we get no where anymore....
2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.
I could go on a mile rant on this one. In 5 different directions. And women wonder why we get no where anymore....
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Exactly, Cindy.
*bangs head against wall!*
I need to somehow forget I ever read this.
"... social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay".
*bangs head against wall!*
I need to somehow forget I ever read this.
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What the hell?
God thats so sad.
God thats so sad.
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that elementary kid with his uncle and the monkey pictures...lol
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Is this a joke..?
Tell me it is, or I will personally go and tell them they're all fucked
Tell me it is, or I will personally go and tell them they're all fucked
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2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
That is golden! Way to be kid, way to be!
That is golden! Way to be kid, way to be!
Find a comfortable position and just sex away!
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Originally posted by NunchakuSteve@Mar 27 2005, 11:03 PM
Is this a joke..?
Tell me it is, or I will personally go and tell them they're all fucked
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I really wish it were a joke. ::le sigh:: It's even sadder to me that those kids BELIEVE IT! With help from their parents, I'm sure.
Notice that it's only open to those from private schools and those who are home schooled.
Cheers,
Jenna
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They're walking to Wallstreet in a straightjacket...
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Wow. That's all I have to say.... wow....
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That is ridiculous.
Interesting idea.... but stupid all the same.
Interesting idea.... but stupid all the same.
Woman can not live on tea or chocolate alone.... but she can give it a damn good try.
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My money is that this is a well thought out joke. similar to whitehouse.org, but a lot more subtle.
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html
I don't know. It ust seems too far-fetched, like some of the titles used that didn't win at the science fair.
"Mousetrap Reduced To Pile Of Functionless Parts"
And this kind of makes it look a bit fake:
http://objective.jesussave.us/godlyflag.html
Just my thoughts.
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html
I don't know. It ust seems too far-fetched, like some of the titles used that didn't win at the science fair.
"Mousetrap Reduced To Pile Of Functionless Parts"
And this kind of makes it look a bit fake:
http://objective.jesussave.us/godlyflag.html
Just my thoughts.
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Oh gosh.
People have totally lost it.
I sure hope that is someone's idea of a dumb joke.
Projects that get disqualified for "Biblical inconsistencies"?
Hello!
That's completely biased.
And the "women made for homemaking".
Who ARE these people?
I agree Jenna, we've all lost it.
People have totally lost it.
I sure hope that is someone's idea of a dumb joke.
Projects that get disqualified for "Biblical inconsistencies"?
Hello!
That's completely biased.
And the "women made for homemaking".
Who ARE these people?
I agree Jenna, we've all lost it.
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CAn i enter... im sure i can pull sum bull shit outta my ass and win... cuz thats all that is, bullshit pulled outta someones ass that they did overnight...
let us see now, i am going to pray over this petri dish and it will be considered proper scientific experiment....
::dies of laughter:: and then that kid with the women one, he is gonna get the shit kicked outta him by a girl, and imma stand and point and laugh.
let us see now, i am going to pray over this petri dish and it will be considered proper scientific experiment....
::dies of laughter:: and then that kid with the women one, he is gonna get the shit kicked outta him by a girl, and imma stand and point and laugh.
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Wow...I pity these people...alot.
These kids have been like...brainwashed. *sigh* I swear this world is going all to the shitter.
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These kids have been like...brainwashed. *sigh* I swear this world is going all to the shitter.
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