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Post by Jess » Sat Feb 08, 2003 10:57 pm

yesterday my mom left early for work and i had to get my brother off to school. im 15 and he's 11. so i got him up and he had breakfast and made his bed yada yada yada and then about 10 minutes before we had to leave to catch the bus i went to go tell him to take his ritilin and i heard a girl moaning faintly from his room. i thought i was hearing things, so i knocked and when he didnt answer i cracked the door and peeked in. i was like, "hey greg, take you meds!" and i started looking for him and then he yelled, "omg jess im naked!" and slamed the door in my face. i didnt see him or anything but i did hear a girl moaning and i think it was on his computer because i didnt see him (the comp is kind of behind the door). im kinda weirded out by it-i mean, i knew he looked at porn because i saw it on the computer before...but to sort of catch him whacking off is a whole other subject. i guess im not totally freaked. he hasnt caught me looking at my porn or anything and i can imagine how embarrased i'd be if he caught me, so i sort of have sympathy for him. we havent acted weird around each other or anything since...its like it never happened. just thought id share...have you guys ever had such a weird moment like that? please tell about it!
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Post by girlyluvR4life » Sat Feb 08, 2003 11:10 pm

haha well i happend to have walked in on my best friend and her bf goin it at it. !it was funny tho,m cuz she was screamin hilarios shit like 'AH THAT HITS THE SPOT!!! hahaha
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Post by wotland princess » Sun Feb 09, 2003 12:06 am

my x friend well her bro she caught him jackin off infront of the computer and she was freakin out lol
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Post by sexyheather » Sun Feb 09, 2003 12:09 am

hahaha my sis caught me having phone sex with my ex long-distance boyfriend. that was embarrassing as all hell.
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Post by Cindy » Sun Feb 09, 2003 12:24 am

I've caught my sister, Countless of times, i've just never told her. i don't want her to be emberessed or anything. shes 13 and i would rather her do that then have sex. I've even talked to my fiance on it and we've concitered buying her a viborator, so she dosen't use the last thing i caught her using... an electric siccors thing *ouchies*
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Post by Mail Order » Sun Feb 09, 2003 12:41 am

Ow. That would hurt.



I've walked in on my mom and her b/f having sex. **Gags**
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Post by partykid12 » Sun Feb 09, 2003 12:46 am

Wow... I would be scared for life if any of those things happend to me lol.
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Post by Jess » Sun Feb 09, 2003 12:49 am

i am scarred for life
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Post by Sk8r_4_LiFe » Sun Feb 09, 2003 12:49 am

well since hes 11 - he probably cant jerk off, but just being curious about it, happens at that age, when u think ur all cool n stuff cauze ur a PRE-TEEN!



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Post by Jess » Sun Feb 09, 2003 12:56 am

oh grossness...a couple of years ago i heard my mom and her boyfriend screwing and she was yelling and completely having an orgasm without paying any attention to the fact that our walls were thin and i could hear everything
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Post by Mail Order » Sun Feb 09, 2003 1:07 am

My friends Sarah and Marsha(Twins), their little sister Ariana(4), and their mom and dad were on vacation in Nebraska visiting their grandparents, well they spent the night at a hotel. Ariana and Sarah slept in one bed, their parents in another, and Masha got a army cot. Sarah and Marsha woke up at like 1:00 in the morning and they could hear their mom and dad screwing! When they told me I literally couldn't stop laughing.
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Post by She » Sun Feb 09, 2003 2:00 am

My brother's four years older than me; when I was in fourth grade or so my sister and I found a huge collection of floppy disks (that had mysteriously gone missing) and all of them were full of pr0n. I went into my room and cried, it was so scarring. And then once he was in the computer that was in the living room while the rest of the family was watching TV, and I snuck up behind him and saw a pr0n picture on the screen he was looking at so I ran away. I don't think he knows I saw. Then just yesterday I was going through his CDs and on one of them there was some weird white crusty spot *ewwy* on it (he's been gone away at college for like a year already, too). And just the CD I wanted, too, so I went into the bathroom and washed it off without touching. I'm not sure if it's what I thought it might be *cough*. Yeah. Eww, so I know it can be very scarring.
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Post by spatulaoflove » Sun Feb 09, 2003 3:40 am

i've walked in on my parents so many times i'm used to it, only once did i see like the dick and vagina and stuff, that was when i was 8, other times i've heard moaning and seen the beds shake, now my parents lock the door, but its whenever theyr'e tipsy, and thats usually when i have a friend over, so my friends here my parents screweing around, and then once after they were done my mom cam in and gave me a kiss goodnight, now THAT WAS SCARRING!
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Post by Mail Order » Sun Feb 09, 2003 5:06 am

Ewww! If that happened I would go into the bathroom and scrub that side of my face off!
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And everything you touch turns into gold

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Your eyes they penetrate me,

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Post by unoshawty » Sun Feb 09, 2003 9:20 am

My ex boyfriend jacked off right beside me when i was sleepin. Then he tried to get me to partake so he took my hand and tried to make me jack him off.. Since im a light sleeper, and very precautious... I had grabbed my pair of pliers next to my bed and clamped down :blink: ... lets just say.. he never ever did that again! :D



And the part about parents? Eh... the only thing ive witnessed or heard is my mom and her boyfriend (who looks like santa clause) goin at it with their tounges... meaning french kissing - it was so nasty. :wacko:
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Post by Minx » Sun Feb 09, 2003 11:14 am

eww seeing parents *shudders*....im used to seeing guys wack off...i have 3 brothers... every saturday moring one of my brothers would have a bunch of friends over...and they would be all sitting on the couch in their boxers or shorts (they always sleep over)...i walk downstairs all the time to use the downstairs computer and i always see most of them with a hand down the shorts or boxers...i used to be freaked by it...12 guys in my basement jackin off..but now i walk downstairs say hi...they all say hi back and wave with the hand their not jackin off with :woot:
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Post by Cindy » Sun Feb 09, 2003 12:13 pm

Originally posted by Minx@Feb 9 2003, 10:14 AM

eww seeing parents *shudders*....im used to seeing guys wack off...i have 3 brothers... every saturday moring one of my brothers would have a bunch of friends over...and they would be all sitting on the couch in their boxers or shorts (they always sleep over)...i walk downstairs all the time to use the downstairs computer and i always see most of them with a hand down the shorts or boxers...i used to be freaked by it...12 guys in my basement jackin off..but now i walk downstairs say hi...they all say hi back and wave with the hand their not jackin off with :woot:


if any were cute, I'd ask if they needed help ;)
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Post by wotland princess » Sun Feb 09, 2003 12:45 pm

lol my b/f when he lived in california well he had to share a room with his mom and dad at a the time and he woke up one night and well he heard sex noises and couldnt get back to sleep like everynight this would happen.
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Post by Jess » Sun Feb 09, 2003 2:29 pm

yeah thats pretty gross. id tell my parents that it was embarrasing...which would prob be embarrasing to them-and then they'd hopefully tone it down!
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Post by Mail Order » Sun Feb 09, 2003 3:56 pm

Originally posted by Minx@Feb 9 2003, 03:14 PM

eww seeing parents *shudders*....im used to seeing guys wack off...i have 3 brothers... every saturday moring one of my brothers would have a bunch of friends over...and they would be all sitting on the couch in their boxers or shorts (they always sleep over)...i walk downstairs all the time to use the downstairs computer and i always see most of them with a hand down the shorts or boxers...i used to be freaked by it...12 guys in my basement jackin off..but now i walk downstairs say hi...they all say hi back and wave with the hand their not jackin off with :woot:


**Laughs** Are you serious?



I agree with Cindy. If they were cute I'd ask them if they needed help. :rolleyes:
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

"They turn the lights down low,

In shadows hiding from the world,

Only coming out when it gets cold.

The seas part when they hit the floor,

The voices carry on and out the door

And everything you touch turns into gold

Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,

Your eyes they penetrate me,

(Never cease to amaze me)

That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against

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