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A few weeks later they're out walking again, and the chicken falls into the very same mud puddle. "Oh no!" he screams. "Go get the BMW!" The horse says, "Wait, I have a better idea. Just grab onto my dick and I'll pull you out!" So the chicken does and he pulls him out!
Moral of this story?
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a nice car to pick up chicks.
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Rosca: No way, they suck. . .
Me: How can you say that, they're love METAL
Rosca: They ain't Metal!
Me: Well they probably get more women than we will ever in our lives combined
Rosca: Yea cause they're gay. . .
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"They turn the lights down low,
In shadows hiding from the world,
Only coming out when it gets cold.
The seas part when they hit the floor,
The voices carry on and out the door
And everything you touch turns into gold
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,
Your eyes they penetrate me,
(Never cease to amaze me)
That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against
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"Little things affect little minds."
Disraeli, The Two Nations 
"Those who are willing to trade their liberty for security deserve neither."
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I'm gonna send it to a friend she LOVES horses...hehehe
Wandering Aimlessly With Nowhere To Go...
I want to die....i really do....but I must live on....I'll stop cutting my wrists....I'll start eating and not throwing up...people are pushing for me....I can't let them down...I have to stand stong...will you stand with me?