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Joke!

Post by She » Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:24 pm

All right, a horse and a chicken are walking around the farm one day and the horse falls into a big mud puddle. He can't get out, so the chicken says, "Oh no! What should I do?" The horse says, "Go get the farmer's BMW and I'll grab on and you can pull me out!" So the chicken does and the horse finally gets out. He says, "Thanks chicken, I owe you one!" They walk off.

A few weeks later they're out walking again, and the chicken falls into the very same mud puddle. "Oh no!" he screams. "Go get the BMW!" The horse says, "Wait, I have a better idea. Just grab onto my dick and I'll pull you out!" So the chicken does and he pulls him out!



Moral of this story?



If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a nice car to pick up chicks.
"There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under heaven: a time to be born and a time to die, time to plant and a time to uproot, a time to kill and a time to heal, a time to tear down and a time to build, a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance, a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them, a time to embrace and a time to refrain, a time to search and a time to give up, a time to keep and a time to throw away, a time to tear and a time to mend, a time to be silent and a time to speak, a time to love and a time to hate, a time for war and a time for peace."

--Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

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Post by Sk8r_4_LiFe » Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:26 pm

AHAHAHAHA

:D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:
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Post by spatulaoflove » Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:31 pm

OMG THAT IS SOOO FUNNY, i never understand dirty jokes...but i got this one!
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Post by Mail Order » Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:38 pm

Oh my gawd! That was funny!



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Post by fairytale420 » Thu Feb 13, 2003 12:18 am

haha thats crazy lol
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Post by MiKeYo » Thu Feb 13, 2003 1:34 am

haha funny :lol:
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Post by iHEAVENn » Thu Feb 13, 2003 2:00 am

lol is that a fact she? lol :P
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Post by Dave875d » Thu Feb 13, 2003 4:18 am

Actually, the only reason I laughed at all was because I always laugh at dirty jokes, but this one wasn't funny to me. I found it funny that the rest of you did though, so sorry for laughing at you, lol!!!!!
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Post by Jess » Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:26 pm

i have to agree with dave...i didnt think that was the best joke
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Post by RainDrops » Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:47 pm

hahahaha :D :lol: :D :lol: :D



I'm gonna send it to a friend she LOVES horses...hehehe
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Post by Kristina » Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:50 pm

hahah that was in my friends info one time...... lol grooooossss

but funnnny :)
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