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disses and comebacks

Post by spatulaoflove » Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:17 pm

so i really suck @ these things i'm a little slow on my feet sometimes and i need some really crappy ones that are funny. These are the ones i have so far:





You have a really nice body ___ to thrw rocks @



You r really pretty______ oh wait let me go get my glaces



Your like a rose _____ A rinosorose





lol





yup thats the extent



that or ur a anal wipe :( i need some good ones





lol and heres my one yo mama joke,





yo mama is so slutty shes like a lemonade stand 10 cents per squeese lol hahahahhahah
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Post by xxwhereisfredxx » Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:27 pm

hahaha you're right you do need some help on those! lol......too bad i have none... LOL
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Post by sexyheather » Mon Dec 16, 2002 11:12 pm

hahaha i love u teal, u and ur corny jokes :D
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Post by spatulaoflove » Tue Dec 17, 2002 12:03 am

no really i need somemore,



heres one





u crack me up...like and EGG!!!!





or





u use people so much i could of sworn u were a box of kleenex



camon kids give me some :rolleyes: <_< :(
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Post by Adnama » Tue Dec 17, 2002 12:36 am

Originally posted by tealyblue@Dec 17 2002, 04:03 AM

u use people so much i could of sworn u were a box of kleenex





...since when do klenex use people... they're used by people... :blink:



i'm not trying to be a bitch or any thing, just woundering, i'm probalbgy just missing that one o.o
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Post by spatulaoflove » Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:43 pm

<_< lol b quiet u anal wipe! :angry: lol stupid smart people
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Post by Adnama » Tue Dec 17, 2002 9:00 pm

:P
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Post by sexyheather » Tue Dec 17, 2002 11:17 pm

hahaha i was wondering the same thing...

yo mama's so fat when she poops it looks like 2 pigs fightin over a milkdud
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Post by sexyheather » Tue Dec 17, 2002 11:18 pm

that girl's a real butterface. everything's good... BUTTERFACE! (butterface/but her face.. get it?) lol
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Post by She » Wed Dec 18, 2002 5:37 pm

Originally posted by sexyheather@Dec 18 2002, 03:18 AM

that girl's a real butterface. everything's good... BUTTERFACE! (butterface/but her face.. get it?) lol


Ooooh! Hey. That took a minute. :lol:
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Post by spatulaoflove » Wed Dec 18, 2002 5:48 pm

yeah i know i sat there looking it over 4 like a year....lol thats good it's sooo TEAL! :D
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Post by jamie » Fri Dec 20, 2002 9:03 pm

I like this one:



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Post by sexyheather » Sat Dec 21, 2002 2:34 pm

is that your face or did your neck throw up?! LOL glad u liked the butterface one
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Post by spatulaoflove » Sat Dec 21, 2002 4:40 pm

:blink: < this is my face NOT CARING, GET USED TO IT!!! ahhhahahahah





hey they left!!!









































































































the people that cared!!!
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Re: disses and comebacks

Post by skaterGuy15 » Sat Dec 21, 2002 6:31 pm

Originally posted by sexyheather@Dec 21 2002, 06:34 PM

is that your face or did your neck throw up?!


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Post by DreamPixie » Mon Dec 23, 2002 1:21 am

......?............ come again princess? ... lol, whatever......
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Post by spatulaoflove » Mon Dec 23, 2002 1:45 am

sssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo confused
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Post by spatulaoflove » Mon Dec 23, 2002 3:17 am

lol i was blonde until i was 8, not i'm dirty blond ....i think
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Post by spatulaoflove » Mon Dec 23, 2002 2:46 pm

You look like a million bucks! (All green and wrinkled.):x





Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma









muahahahahhahah :lol:
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Post by MaxPowerMrs » Tue Dec 24, 2002 9:35 am

LOL, yaay lame comebacks. I am the queen of randomness, I find that being random usually helps me out.



Examples.

Jerk - "What the hell are you on about Becka?"

Me - "TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!" See, doesn't make sense but shuts them up!



Or, ask them "well what do you think?" and just as theyre about to answer scream "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THIINKKKKK!" I stole that from the rock. Cool.



If they ask you to do something say "I'm sorry...I'm not a gymnast". I stole that from Zoolander. Cool.



Umm, so yeah. Random = Cool. I think I say coool too much.I have so many, but I just need the situation to arise.



I'm generally a smart arse. My Dad constantly complains about how it is to live with two smart arse teenagers.



EXAMPLE!

Today my Dad was telling us about how his Scottish Grandma used to say to him "you think you're smart but you NAY" As in, nay = not...so Dad was saying how everytime I say something smartarsed he'll say "you think you're smart but you nay!" and I said "well if you sya that I'll say this...You think you're Scottish...WELL YOU NAY!" hahaha, SNAAAAAP. I got him good.



And also today, my older brother said something stupid and I said "well you're not the sharpest tool in the box are ya?" and he was all "shut up" and I said "yeah well you're the biggest tool in the box!" and I was like SNAAAAAP.



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