While In The Shower

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Re: While In The Shower

Post by Britt » Wed Jan 22, 2003 12:41 am

dude people..i take showers at freakin 5:30 in the morning so i can be at school by 7:00 it sux a lot..and i think i just shower slow


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Re: While In The Shower

Post by skaterGuy15 » Wed Jan 22, 2003 4:14 pm

Love's regime for bath-time fun is as follows:



1) Remove all clothes off person

2) Stand on toilet and look at hips in cabinet mirror (to see if they've grown over night)

3) Get down off toilet and run water

4) Get in shower and shampoo hair

5) Rinse and put in conditioner

6) Squirt out foamy stuff and clean body

7) (by this time the hot water often runs out, cue to start swearing and screaming at shower) Rinse out.

8) Get out shower and put on flannely dressing gown
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Re: While In The Shower

Post by Britt » Wed Jan 22, 2003 5:59 pm

But mostly when I shower, I masturbate too. heh.




i tryed to once..but nothin would happen..it was dumb..pissed me off..sure..i can screw in the shower..but masturbate..no..and the hot water starts to run out like after about 30 minutes(i like showering so im in there that long sometimes) and so i have to turn the cold all the way off..and its still not warm enough..i like really hot showers..and then when i get out of the shower i freeze my ass of..my shower is in the basement and for some reason the heat doesn't flow good in the basement bathroom..so its really cold..so then i stand there for like ten minutes in a towel trying to get warm.


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Re: While In The Shower

Post by Britt » Wed Jan 22, 2003 7:30 pm

maybe i'll try to masturbate in the shower tommarow morning...just to see if anything has changed..maybe i can get off from it now


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Re: While In The Shower

Post by oneforthemoney » Wed Jan 22, 2003 9:49 pm

...lol, so that's what showers are for...



Usually I just jump in the shower...do all the washing stuff and then I'm done.



Baths...mmm, I usually make them interesting.

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Re: While In The Shower

Post by spatulaoflove » Wed Jan 22, 2003 10:30 pm

Originally posted by sexyheather@Jan 22 2003, 01:51 AM

putting on makeup IN the shower?! no thanks... makeup is a very serious ritual for me in the morning! anyways i say that one cute tomato on my friend's shirt today and i thot of u!


why THANK YOU!!!
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Re: While In The Shower

Post by Britt » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:49 pm

i have never used any penis shaped objects to mastubate...by the way..im killer baked right now


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Re: While In The Shower

Post by Jake » Thu Jan 23, 2003 12:42 am

Originally posted by WitherBlisterBurnPeel@Jan 23 2003, 04:33 AM

lol. can you add more naked details in the shower scene, please?


lol......I was thinking some more "lathering" ;)





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Re: While In The Shower

Post by Dave875d » Thu Jan 23, 2003 12:58 am

Ohhh man.... I read all of this and I was like... WHAT?!!?!? Am I the only one to masturbate in the shower. Thanks witherblisterburnpeel, hehe, I am glad someone else does too, lol. Anyway, here goes.



1. Turn on water.

2. Remove all clothing and check abs in mirror to see if there is more definition.

3. Weigh myself to see if I have grown(don't ask unless you really want to know, it's kinda funny though)

4. Get in shower

5. Pull on shower knobby thing so water comes from shower head.

6. Turn the friggin hot water down.

7. Recover from burning hot water by using cool water.

8. Find a good temperature water(a series of burns and cool periods until it feels right)

9. Since I am wet by this point, I put soap over my entire body including between my toes and on bottom of feet and in my bellybutton.

10. Get hair wet and add shampoo plus conditioner(Pert Plus)

11. Rinse completely

12. Stand in warm water and masturbate if I feel like it(always do, but I'm trying to quit.... so I stand there seeing how long I can resist and sometimes lay down to do it)

13.Stand back up because water hurts when it hits my face from that far away

14. Rewash key areas of body

15. Wash bottoms of feet again and slip around the shower floor letting it tickle my feet and me slide around having fun.

16. Wash face(again) only with Phisoderm

17. Get out and drip all over bathroom rug.

18. Dry off my arms and upper chest and barely any of my hair(this is all a quick job part)

19. Dry off lower legs

20. Dry off remaining wet parts on legs

21. Dry off torso

22. Dry off head and hair

23. Apply deodorant

24. Brush Teeth

25. Shave

26. Apply toner

27. Get dressed(lol, almost forgot, hehe)

28. Grab dirty clothing and run up two flights of stairs to dehumidify my body and hair
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Re: While In The Shower

Post by Adnama » Thu Jan 23, 2003 1:07 am

Hmm...



1) Lissten to the coras of my alarm clock and yelling mother for awhile, then finaly drag my self out of bed at 6:35 or so, still barely awake.



2) Drag my self into the bathroom,



3) relive self



4)Turn on water till right temperature



5) Get in



6) stand there for about 5 mins throwly zonked out



7) vagle remember what i was supost to be doing,



8) stare up at the body wash for awhile, trying to will my self to reach out for it



9) zonk out for another few mins



10) repeat steps 7 and 8 and 9 between 1-3 times



11) finaly get hold of body wash, stand there with body wash in hand, stareing at body poof



12) Eventually get both body poof and body wash



13) Wash upper body a little if i'm lucky



14) Is hurried out of the shower, cause its already 7'clock, and has to leave in a few mins



15) Puts down toliet seat lid, puts towl on it, sits there zonked out for awhile more



16) Is finaly hurried out of bathroom, in to cloths, and out door.



17) remains zonked out entire busride to school



Theres my morning ritural, lovely aint it? I only ever am actually CLEAN on sundays, cause i take a real shower staurday nights for chuch lol :woot:
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Re: While In The Shower

Post by Mail Order » Thu Jan 23, 2003 1:22 am

**Laughs insanely** You people have some weird showering habits!! :blink:
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

"They turn the lights down low,

In shadows hiding from the world,

Only coming out when it gets cold.

The seas part when they hit the floor,

The voices carry on and out the door

And everything you touch turns into gold

Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,

Your eyes they penetrate me,

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That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against

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Re: While In The Shower

Post by motoman » Thu Jan 23, 2003 1:29 am

masturbate... and clean myself, of course :rolleyes:

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Re: While In The Shower

Post by Dave875d » Thu Jan 23, 2003 2:05 am

Hehe, guys don't have to bring objects..... then again.. we are so pathetic. They say that women have control because women(most) can resist, yet guys are too damn horny to resist. Anyway, that's off topic. Go'night all. Cyall tomorrah.
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Re: While In The Shower

Post by spatulaoflove » Thu Jan 23, 2003 6:18 pm

so u don't ever wash ur hair??!?!?!? lol maybe i'm taking that a little too litterally....but have you ever found like random things in ur hair....like because it's sooo dirty?
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Re: While In The Shower

Post by Britt » Thu Jan 23, 2003 8:50 pm

yeah..i know what you mean..but thats what happens in the shower..so yeah


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Re: While In The Shower

Post by Mail Order » Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:27 am

**Decides not to say anything**
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

"They turn the lights down low,

In shadows hiding from the world,

Only coming out when it gets cold.

The seas part when they hit the floor,

The voices carry on and out the door

And everything you touch turns into gold

Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,

Your eyes they penetrate me,

(Never cease to amaze me)

That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against

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Re: While In The Shower

Post by Britt » Fri Jan 24, 2003 1:04 am

yeah..tried the masturbating in the shower today...didn't work out..no orgasm..pissed me off..i think im to weak while showering


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