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Story Time!

Post by Sk8r_4_LiFe » Thu Jan 30, 2003 8:55 pm

Hey here are the rulez, i start off a story and leave it hanging then the next person picks up with what the story is cool okay!



Here goez:





"Oh Tealy, Tealy, Teal---EMERGENCY CALL 911, SHE'S PISSED OFF AT EVERYONE. . ."

Paul woke up in a sweat after hearing his alarm. He had been dreaming again and he was not happy about leaving his dream and going off to school. However, he had to, so he rose from bed and made his way to the shower. He jumped into the shower, in where he started to drift of into sleep again. Paul used to be a very good morning person. However, since his attendance at high school and waking up at six o' clock in the morning, he has become the total opposite. When in the shower, he was suddenly awakened by a wierd pugnant smell. He began to wash himself harder than before, because he thought it was him. The smell still continued to grow, and Paul decided that it wasn't him and probably something wrong with the boiler. He got out of the shower, dressed himself, put THE WAX in his hair to make him somewhat decent looking, and went downstairs to get ready to leave. Paul while doing all of this realized the smell had disappeared. Thinking nothing of it, he journey downstairs and got his coat on and wished his psycho mother a good-bye. As Paul grabbed for the doorknob to leave the house, the smell came back again. "Ma, you should check the boiler, it's making wierd smells throughout the house." And without looking back, he opened the door and saw. . . .



NOW ITS YOUR TURN!
Me: So do you like, HIM?

Rosca: No way, they suck. . .

Me: How can you say that, they're love METAL

Rosca: They ain't Metal!

Me: Well they probably get more women than we will ever in our lives combined

Rosca: Yea cause they're gay. . .

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Re: Story Time!

Post by Minx » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:33 pm

....he was amazed to see vaginas floating everywhere...but then they turned into floating cotten candy...he thought he was going crazie...just then...................UR TURN
Dose it honestly really matter? think about it

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Re: Story Time!

Post by spatulaoflove » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:43 pm

hey saw a large women parading down manhatten in a bikini.....
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Post by Sk8r_4_LiFe » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:46 pm

And the 40 foot lady said, Paul it's me Tealy and I've come to rescue you from the floating Cotton-Candy flavored vaginas! now get in my bikini string and we shall be off to. . .





next!!! :D
Me: So do you like, HIM?

Rosca: No way, they suck. . .

Me: How can you say that, they're love METAL

Rosca: They ain't Metal!

Me: Well they probably get more women than we will ever in our lives combined

Rosca: Yea cause they're gay. . .

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Post by spatulaoflove » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:49 pm

...Japan, because as everyone knows thats where all giant city destructing things go, so....
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Post by Flowers For The Dead » Sat Feb 01, 2003 10:02 pm

go have alot of sex with everyone everywhere ~ he woke up days later sitting in his room he had used his whole eye dropper of lsd in 3 days. he was tripping bad!
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Post by itsme » Sun Feb 02, 2003 10:21 pm

and then started singing baby got back.
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Re: Story Time!

Post by Bleeding~Hero » Wed Feb 05, 2003 8:07 am

And they were on their way to Butt Pirate in La La Land. :wacko:

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Post by CanadaCraig » Wed Feb 05, 2003 8:21 am

But they never made it. There was a horrible storm - the boat they were on drifted miles away from La La Land. What were they going to do?? There was no food and no water. Paul was starving. Just before he passed out he remembered an old movie he saw once - years ago. It was about a plane crash way up high on some snow-covered mountain. Those who didn't die in the crash starting eating the not-so-fortunate. With an evil look in his eye - he glanced over at Tealy and licked his lips.



"Look buster - if you think you're going to eat ME - you've got another thing coming!!" - screamed Tealy.



Suddenly - Tealy reached into her panties and pulled out a..............
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Post by Sk8r_4_LiFe » Wed Feb 05, 2003 2:51 pm

a floating vagina and so Paul and Tealy ate the floating vagina

then when the look off the port side they see. . .
Me: So do you like, HIM?

Rosca: No way, they suck. . .

Me: How can you say that, they're love METAL

Rosca: They ain't Metal!

Me: Well they probably get more women than we will ever in our lives combined

Rosca: Yea cause they're gay. . .

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Re: Story Time!

Post by Sk8r_4_LiFe » Sun Feb 09, 2003 1:11 am

too bad these were uneatable hostile floating vaginas so they look into the sea and they see the one thing that can save them. . .
Me: So do you like, HIM?

Rosca: No way, they suck. . .

Me: How can you say that, they're love METAL

Rosca: They ain't Metal!

Me: Well they probably get more women than we will ever in our lives combined

Rosca: Yea cause they're gay. . .

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Re: Story Time!

Post by Mail Order » Sun Feb 09, 2003 1:26 am

A giant whale! It rose up out of the water and started to tell them boring horror stories.(You know the kind that you can always tell what happens next.)
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

"They turn the lights down low,

In shadows hiding from the world,

Only coming out when it gets cold.

The seas part when they hit the floor,

The voices carry on and out the door

And everything you touch turns into gold

Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,

Your eyes they penetrate me,

(Never cease to amaze me)

That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against

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Re: Story Time!

Post by Mail Order » Sun Feb 09, 2003 4:53 pm

So they each climbed onto a vagina and flew away!
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

"They turn the lights down low,

In shadows hiding from the world,

Only coming out when it gets cold.

The seas part when they hit the floor,

The voices carry on and out the door

And everything you touch turns into gold

Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,

Your eyes they penetrate me,

(Never cease to amaze me)

That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against

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Re: Story Time!

Post by Bleeding~Hero » Sun Feb 09, 2003 8:11 pm

But the Viginas would lead the way, where ever would they end up?

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Re: Story Time!

Post by Mail Order » Mon Feb 10, 2003 12:33 am

Amazingly, they ended up flying back through Paul's bedroom window! :lol:
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

"They turn the lights down low,

In shadows hiding from the world,

Only coming out when it gets cold.

The seas part when they hit the floor,

The voices carry on and out the door

And everything you touch turns into gold

Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,

Your eyes they penetrate me,

(Never cease to amaze me)

That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against

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Re: Story Time!

Post by Jess » Mon Feb 10, 2003 12:57 am

and there they found one huge floating penis! :woot:
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Re: Story Time!

Post by Mail Order » Mon Feb 10, 2003 1:26 am

All of a sudden, Paul started thinking naughty thoughts about Tealy...
ATTENTION: Due to finanical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

"They turn the lights down low,

In shadows hiding from the world,

Only coming out when it gets cold.

The seas part when they hit the floor,

The voices carry on and out the door

And everything you touch turns into gold

Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest,

Your eyes they penetrate me,

(Never cease to amaze me)

That's when I got up and left" Like The Angel - Rise Against

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Re: Story Time!

Post by Bleeding~Hero » Tue Feb 11, 2003 10:11 pm

After the the hot, steemy sex, They all layed down on the bed and smoke a cigarette. Then all of a sudden, a migical minkey wearing a golden crown, with a crstal ball floating in front of them all and asked a favor from them that would change their lives for ever. The favor was......

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