Lol. Sounds like a landover baptist piece.
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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." -C.S. Lewis
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"What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?" --OSB
"Be who you are and be that well" --St Francis de Sales.
Suaviter et fortiter
Bunches of love Xena.
"Be who you are and be that well" --St Francis de Sales.
Suaviter et fortiter
Bunches of love Xena.
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*Raises eyebrow*
Twas intriguing....
Take care,
Lena.
Twas intriguing....
Take care,
Lena.
Woman can not live on tea or chocolate alone.... but she can give it a damn good try.
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not too sure n=hyow 2 react but anyway...
"One more step along the world i go"
"As i travel though the bad and good"
"give me courage when the world is rough"
"The people of darkness are needing a friend"
"As i travel though the bad and good"
"give me courage when the world is rough"
"The people of darkness are needing a friend"
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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." -C.S. Lewis
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." -C.S. Lewis
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Lol, thats the sort of thing you would find in my college lol, cos its Catholic and they disagree with Wiccans! Lmao
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lol, dont think they have tigers on farmsthough :/
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i was thinkin that but fuck it macdonald was progressive he knew tigers were the future
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Originally posted by Toy Soldier@Jun 30 2005, 06:01 PM
Lol, thats the sort of thing you would find in my college lol, cos its Catholic and they disagree with Wiccans! Lmao
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Except that it's a satire.
G-d is not a man, that He should be deceitful, nor a son of man that He should change His mind. (Numbers 23:19)
The fear of the L-RD is the beginning of knowledge; foolish ones scorn wisdom and discipline. (Proverbs 1:7)
The beginning of wisdom is to aquire wisdom; from your every acquisition acquire understanding. (Proverbs 4:7)
The fear of the L-RD is the beginning of knowledge; foolish ones scorn wisdom and discipline. (Proverbs 1:7)
The beginning of wisdom is to aquire wisdom; from your every acquisition acquire understanding. (Proverbs 4:7)
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oh yeah........hilarious.....................i'm rolling really. i didn't find that the LEAST bit offensive.................................i can't believe somebody actually wrote that.
Turning over in interrupted slumber,
You ponder others, growing ever wakeful,
You've locked the vermin in the other bedroom,
To be so perfect causes you to feel so thankful,
Now find the fault because your boyfriend can't read,
Reflecting on to you is all the bitterness you need,
So unhappy, yet so preoccupied,
Never found beaten down with your forked tongue tied.
Your eulogy is like poetry,
But your mouth is like a magazine.
Queen dependency is cowering, please don't be confused,
You are vacant and submissive, receptive to abuse,
Virtue isn't tangible, and sense of self is dated,
Names constant on your cracked lips are now eviscerated,
Your spine is made of metal, Your veins are bound in electric tape,
And all along an impulse lights at random in your face,
Yough cought up an offering and forget which words are lies,
Then your skull echoes a singeing pop, as your brain is cauterized.
-"Mouth Like A Magazine" Showbread
You ponder others, growing ever wakeful,
You've locked the vermin in the other bedroom,
To be so perfect causes you to feel so thankful,
Now find the fault because your boyfriend can't read,
Reflecting on to you is all the bitterness you need,
So unhappy, yet so preoccupied,
Never found beaten down with your forked tongue tied.
Your eulogy is like poetry,
But your mouth is like a magazine.
Queen dependency is cowering, please don't be confused,
You are vacant and submissive, receptive to abuse,
Virtue isn't tangible, and sense of self is dated,
Names constant on your cracked lips are now eviscerated,
Your spine is made of metal, Your veins are bound in electric tape,
And all along an impulse lights at random in your face,
Yough cought up an offering and forget which words are lies,
Then your skull echoes a singeing pop, as your brain is cauterized.
-"Mouth Like A Magazine" Showbread
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yeah, when you think about it that way it's ridiculous, but you must admit, the whole Jesus Jerky was quite amusing, no? it's so completely absurd... *snickers*Originally posted by lash@Jul 4 2005, 01:22 PM
oh yeah........hilarious.....................i'm rolling really. i didn't find that the LEAST bit offensive.................................i can't believe somebody actually wrote that.
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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." -C.S. Lewis
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." -C.S. Lewis
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*Eyeroll* People write such ridiculous things.
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." Confucius
Romans 5:8 "God demonstrates His own love toward us in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." Mother Theresa
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." Sir Winston Churchill
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Romans 5:8 "God demonstrates His own love toward us in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." Mother Theresa
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." Sir Winston Churchill
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
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*nods vigorously*
~*Becky*~
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." -C.S. Lewis
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." -C.S. Lewis