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Does It Itch? :shit: Haha

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OMG....



Today was the dreaded junior physicals for the males :fuck:



you know the physical where you decloth below the waist, he touchs you under the balls, makes you cough...all this to test for hurnias...



Well as he was doing this to me :fuck: he was like "hmm...i see you shave..." and i was like "...yeah..." and he was like "...does that itch?..." and i said "...sometimes..." and he was like "...ohh, ic...well everything looks good down here..."



and then i walked out of the room (after of course pulling back on my boxers and pants)



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ha ha... thats funnie, poor jeff, had an embarrassing moment
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it was very embarrasing...haha...of course i told everyone about it so that probably wasn't the smartest move...haha...ohh well...its not that big of a deal but it was embarrasing...haah



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i think its funnie... and i am of course laughing at your little embarrassign moment... o well... we all ahve embarassing moments from time to time.
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hahaha... sorry you have to go through this Jeff, but it was funny. :lol:
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That's so funny :lol:



But uh, is it legal for him to make comments like that? :huh: *Doesn't know*



Oh well, it *IS* funny. *giggles at Jeff*
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Probably was legal - he was only asking a harmless and curious question after all....



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Originally posted by SirPostAlot@Mar 17 2005, 08:13 PM

it was very embarrasing...haha...of course i told everyone about it so that probably wasn't the smartest move...haha...ohh well...its not that big of a deal but it was embarrasing...haah



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Wow :lol: I'm sorry, Jeff. It was kind of awkward reading that but then again you and I are so close so- I think I can get past that!
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Yes I find that funny, but hey doctors can be curious too. lol
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hha...thanks for all laughing at me :( haha...



omg...today in school the asses (the assholic straight people...haha...) were like making fun of me all the time...i mean who the hell cares if i shave? personally i think if you don't shave/trim its gross...and i LOVE *note sarcasm* how its not a big deal if others do it but once jeff does it its only a gay thing that gay people do...



:fucking dick heads: haha...



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:hug: haha...i mean it was funny and my friends thought so too and so did jason (the assholic guy but hes not soo bad anymore)...haha...but some guys are just plain dicks...haha
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